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>tfw never start text conversations with girls out of fear of appearing desperate or beta
>>29149722
Hows that working out for you?
>>29149741
Terribly.
>never try
>never get rejected
WHO WHOA WHOA!
Did I just find the source of and even more rare Elliots, or was this all posted before?
http://peterrodger.photoshelter.com/gallery/Elliot-Why-Images/G0000GflUYkKClY0/
>>29149667
Whyd you press the button elliot...
>Elliot Why Images
>>29149667
I don't think they posted all of them. Thanks anon
Would you watch a reality show about people living a NEET lifestyle?
>>29149600
Why would I want to watch people sit around at home and accomplish nothing all day?
There are already quite a few, like any of the housewives of city X. Fun what I've seen, those wives are all NEET.
>>29149640
*from what I've seen
>want to draw
>too exhausted to draw
>every project is too overwhelming to even start
>this leads to a depression which gets worse because I'm not improving
>want to draw lewds
>they look fucking terrible and un-sexy
>get a boner half-way through drawing anyway
>masturbate
>never finish the drawing
>Go to art school
>Everyone sucks at drawing but me and four other people
>>29149551
>Already good at art
>Going to art school anyway
You have nobody to blame, anon.
Who /no shower/ here?
>haven't properly showered for a month
>only have washed my bottom aka ass and crotch so that it is clean of the piss and shit.
>the only part of me that smells is my hair
How do you not realize that hot steamy showers feel amazing?
>>29150221
>>29150221
I always get stark headaches after showering so like the OP i tend to limit them to once or max twice a month heh
>>29149400
Over 1 year so far. Have crust on my skin that feels like pinpricks if I go stand in the sun.
>enjoy your meal, fat fuck
i haven't eaten all day fuck that looks good
>>29149316
Who are you quoting?
cadasdf
That looks fucking delicious, my lunch was just rice and bean you faggot.
>University is going to be great anon!
>3 months in
>3 mental breakdowns
>wake up wanting to kill my self everyday
>no friends
>already want to drop out/change major
>cried more than in all HS
>alcohol hang over makes me suicidal now
>weed makes me feel anxiety, guilt and completly retarded the day after now
>srsly thinking about start taking anti-depressants
So how is "the best time of your life going" guys?
pic related
pls respond
oreganosalad
>>29149235
I feel you man... sadly
>>29149235
It's only going to get worse. Drop out now while you aren't in a mountain of debt
If I roll dubs, each and everyone of us will get a loyal, interesting, qt gf by the end of the week
>>29149220
Aww shit fammo
>>29149220
You tried, my friend, and that is all that matters. I thank you for trying to get us all loyal, interesting, qt gfs.
>>29149632
Nah check
>>29149233
Rolled by OP so it counts. Enjoy your gfs lads.
what are robots listening to right now
(pic related subliminal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmuU7XV45Qk
everybody should listen to RDJ desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M23DEQDcnT0
I am having a hard time figuring out whether Stratosphere is the best album they made or Contemporary Movement is.
>>29149143
i've been listening to moby all week.
Is love real, /r9k/?
Discuss.
Do androids know love?
17, IF CELL ABSORBS YOU YOU'LL ONLY MAKE HIM STRONGER, GET OUT OF HERE NOW
>>29149096
no doubt anon, just look here
<<<<<<<<
Hurry up and get inside, I have no time to explain!
>>29149024
1. Where in fuck do people find picrelated
2. Who the fuck makes it
3. Who the fuck is the demographic
4. and fucking WHY
If this is the fucking norm here it makes me doubt my deeply-held belief in my neet status.
>>29149024
kek. m8 made me giggle
>b-but vaginas are these perfectly replicated organs that are made of pixie dust and rainbows! don't be such a virgin as to think they stretch out GOSH
Why do roasties lie about this so much? is it because if people knew the truth, it devalues them?
>be 8 years old
>begin playing with my peepee
>pull foreskin back for the first time
>see frenulum
>think my dick is a mutilated piece of cancer
>dick in hand, scream for mommy
>she comes, sees me sitting on the ground, pulling on my dicklet
>"wtf anon"
>explains she doesn't know what that is and to ask my dad
>never do because afraid/ashamed
>life for 7 years believing I have a misshapen dick
>mfw
Retarded kids stories, I guess.
>>29148990
Holy shit, you too?
>think my dick is deformed as hell when i'm like 12 years old and see a cut dick in porn
>ask mom if i'm deformed
>she tells me no but she says she can get it fixed
>blindly agree
>she has me circumcised
fucking whore
>>29149706
lmao
AHAHA women are fucking SAVAGE
>>29148990
I have so many, but I fucking hate typing.
This could be a good thread, so I'll bump it by sharing that when my age was still in the single digits, I used to do things like stick staples in the sockets (did this twice, caused a blackout and got a beating), wiped shit all over the walls, among other things. Feel bad for my parents for putting up with me
Is being unemotional a good thing? I dont care or worry about anything anymore but dont feel much either
pic unrelated: 'go za
>>29148960
Probably not, emotions are there for a reason
>>29148960
i want that le pizza
anyway the anime parasyte the maxim explains it somewhat
gibbe de pizza
>>29149005
Emotions are for cucks. betas are betas because they are emotional and sensitive
Honest question. Why can't women act more like 2D girls?
Because we cannot create the personalities of real women like we can with fictional girls
>>29148893
'cause they're shit tbqhwyf
>>29148893
because 2d girls were intelligently created to be ideal. 3d girls evolved to be manipulative whores
>talking to a guy on Skype
>he asks me to flash my boobs
>flash my boobs at him for 10 seconds
>he ended up recording it and uploading it to xvideos
>>29148873
can you link it? it's already out there now
>>29148873
Anime posters are cute
I love anime posters
Also link pls
>>29148873
Flash boobs
