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why didn't the fire hurt him?
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He had deluded himself after many years of indoctrination that there was a greater meaning to life, and the sheer belief alone allowed him to overlook the pain because he thought what he was doing was important.

Belief is a very powerful thing.
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The photo was probably taken immediately when the flames erupted.
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>>29150296
Observers say he never moved an inch or showed any evidence of pain.

Guy took it like a fuckin' Champ.

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Hey creep stop staring at me. I'm just waiting for my flight
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>Dressing and acting like a complete slut in such a crowded place
>gets annoyed someone stares at her
Only a woman can be this retarded.
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>>29150125
you can sell the unwashed jizz trough through the picture #thotgenocide
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>>29150125
hey can you pee right there in that position? i wanna watch and jerk off to it

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I pull the strings of this board behind the scenes.

Everything you see here is an illusion carefully crafted by me to control you pathetic roaches.
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*seens
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>>29150118
shut up you fucking faggot damn
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pull the string to get me some dubs senpai

A lot of guys here seem to believe that all women are secretly smitten for bbc and black men in general. This is not true. Stop believing the porn memes that are being pushed on you by a secret group of (((people))). Here's the truth. Black men are the least desired race of men when it comes to dating. Ask a black man in real life and you will see how difficult it is for them to date someone outside their race that isn't a coal burning roastie.

Go on backpage or craigslist or any other escort site and you will see that many of these women refuse to sleep with black clients.

Cuck porn in my opinion is propaganda meant to push degeneracy. Think about it. Blacked is meant to be a derogatory term. It describes a women who has been marked and degraded. The guys who get off to cuck porn do it because they like seeing the women degraded.

Stop believing what you see in porn.
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>>29150117
You don't understand anon, most the people here want to believe that all woman want the BBC, it gives them an excuse for their abject failure with women. And if it's not woman lusting after Tyrone, it's women lusting after Chad. Either way it's the same delusion.
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>>29150117
Any black robots want to share their experience?
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>>29150237
If their a robot than by definition they haven't had sex, so what experience could they possibly have to share.

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so you guys actually woship this faggot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6NKHtLzks

this sperglord wasnt a good boy at all. hes never getting tendies


>tfw youre magnificent
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Prince Elliot did nothing wrong.
He was the true victim of the shooting.
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>>29150074

The way he talks about himself is wonderful. If only he could have translated that cockiness into something else.
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>>29150074
He's one of my favorite memes

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Have you ever come out of your /r9k/ bubble and realized that a lot of so called Chads and Stacys are actually pretty gosh darn autistic
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>>29150028
Yeah but they're pretty so it's considered charming when they do it.
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>>29150048
This is what I was thinking Anon. Everyone is retarded no matter the physical attraction or uglyness. God I hate this world, please save me
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>>29150028
Yeah if you think Chad's and Stacey's are these pretty masterminds behind all your troubles then you need to realize that they too are usually inept.

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>sat on the train to work
>depressed as fuck
>look across the carriage
>literal mega-chad stood by the train door
>9/10 looks, stylish, about 6'4", jacked, probably rich based on his suit
>every qt in the carriage mirin him

I've never wanted to shoot myself more. This guy had fucking zero obvious flaws, what must life be like for this guy? He must get hit on 24/7 at bars, and be fucking 9/10 qt's on a regular basis.

>tfw there are literally people in this world who get to experience what it's like to be the pinnacle of male aesthetics
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you found the final boss anon.
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Can I tell you a secret?

Your goal shouldn't be to destroy a chad or even to be sad because of a chad, but to instead bed him.

I was a bottom for chad in High School. It was great.
a) he treated me like a princess
b) you've never seen a roastie so mad when they realise that chad picked you over them
c) there is no feeling like riding a chad cock
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>>29150337
>implying homo-chad would fuck somebody as ugly as me

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At the moment I occupy most of my time with shitposting and vidya but I'm getting tired of it. I already go to the gym so that doesn't need a mention, also no weeb shit.

Pic unrelated
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>>29150014

Basketball. All you need is a ball and hoop to throw at.
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>>29150014
i bought a yoyo, it's very fun and you can put tons of hours into it. it's like playing vydia outside.
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>no weeb shit
Try reddit.

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>too autistic to go outside to make friends
>too autistic to make friends on the internet

What am I supposed to do.
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>>29149863
Fap, shitpost, sleep, and repeat
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>tfw this applies to me and i'm not even on the spectrum
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I've become this in the past year.
Bumping for what to do now

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>this is the average "man" in the 21th century

Explain
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM

They're the Beautiful Ones.
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That's a highly subjective question, therefore making it difficult to establish an average with only a single example.
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>>29149847
Wud marry and show off to family.

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how do i become more fun to be around?

im just "there" in social situations. i cant really get enthusiastic, smile or laugh and i probably bring everyone down
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>>29149824
>i cant really get enthusiastic, smile or laugh
you can but choose not to
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>>29149838
you think so?

origami commento
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>>29149838
but then it's just acting

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>tfw even though you don't think you're being hostile or aggressive people visibly get angry and frustrated with you
>tfw you can tell their hatred festers
>tfw they don't even want to deal with you

I just don't feel comfortable with someone putting fingers on my chapstick even if they washed their hands. It's not right. I put my lips on there.
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>>29149818
>tfw not even r9k can stand you
Everyone hates us
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That feel when no 4chan friends
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>tfw you can't tell when someone's being genuinely nice to you or just patronizing

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originalHmmmmmmm thread
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tfw hmmm threads died
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Hmmmm. What does this image mean?
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>>29149777
Nice fuckin trips mayne
The robot is a faggot

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Would you have fought with Easy Company in Bastogne, robots?
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>>29149758
>fighting in jew funded wars
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>fighting for the weak liberal democracies

I would prefer to have fought with the glorious Red Army as they crushed the life out of the fascist dogs.
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>>29149768
>guaranteed replies

Origamio commento

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2nd night of no power
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>>29149723
How are you posting on here?
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>>29149723

is it comfy? origblo0x
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>>29149751
Cellphone, & I have a power boost via usb

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