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A girl is a close friend of yours if she doesn't mind changing in front of you. The guy friends I've known and interacted with for years have all seen me naked, in a bikini, or wear a loosing fitting shirt with no bra underneath.
If you've known a girl for 5-10 years and she still isn't okay with getting dressed in front of you while she's single, then something is wrong.
>>29148263
No, that means she thinks you're gay or she wants you.
>>29148376
it's pretty normal to know what your female friend's boobs look like at least. If you ever had a sleep over or late night social gathering, a female friend would be okay with ironically flashing her boobs on a dare or as a joke.
>>29148468
>friend
Not any more, I don't associate with flagrant whores.
>"This has been the best summer ever Anon. I'm so happy that I got to know you! You've opened me up, and I'm so grateful for that. I love you Anon. I hope you don't mind me saying that but I really do love you, and I have to tell you, because I really don't think you've heard it enough in your life... I love you."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgV6pYMHodo ]
Oh look, It's this guy anon
>>29148233
Welp, time to fap again
>>29148233
>Be me
>No girlfriend
>Live with my mom as a pathetic virgin
>Lurk 4chan for rare pepes
>Find solace with likeminded people on /r9k/
>Stay on 4chan for weeks
>Stumble upon this video
>Reminds me of my sad existence
>No hope in life
>Better to just end it
>Mfw
>Bored
>spend the last three days stalking as many robots as I could
>found a bunch of your normiebook profiles
>at least 80% of them are filled retarded meme statuses
>Le tendie memes
>Le green arrow memes
>Le NORMIES REEEE memes
>XD
>"Should I beat my girlfriend?"
>"stay mad wagecucks"
>anime girls as your profile pictures
>almost all of you have 400+ all of which look like typical normies
Are you guys fucking serious?
>couldn't bear the memories kicked up by facebook because of my shitty dead friend
>made new one for employers to look at
>don't use it
>nick name is "Shitposting-chan"
>Donald Trump as your profile picture
>posting screenshots from r9k
>>29148217
>there are people on this board who have a normiebook account
Are you looking forward to getting bred out of existence, bleachmonkeys?
>>29148216
>whores begging for more money from a rich black gentleman
>>29148216
>bred out of existence
>posts a groid
Hispanics are the ones that are going to breed whites out, now negroids.
In fact, the growing Hispanic population is something negroids should probably be afraid of. Hispanics don't feel like they owe niggers anything, whites do. Good luck guilt tripping them for gibsmedats then.
>>29148296
>now negroids
*not
Anime, manga, or book?
Which do you prefer?
I have already read the manga and seen the anime. Is the book worth reading?
Anime > LN > Manga
>>29148174
What's LN?
>>29148279
Light novel.
Basically just a book
>me watching some god-tier anime
>laughs alot, cute loli characters. Knowing they are not legal I start to >tfw no animu gf
>suddenly, my parrot alarms me
"Ayy, de-de-stroy e-viden,Ayy evidence", repeatedly.
>Curiously i take a peek out of my few little windows in my house.
>The the anime control circuling around my hood.
>see how cosplayers outside are running for their life with their dakimakura away.
>See how a 3rd time the van is circuling on my street I live.
>thinking "somebody must have tipeed me off."
"Ayy,t-t-h-ey stopped, Ayyrh"
>tfw adrenalin rushes my body
>starts to panic and hide my anime bluray disk, all my manga is on a hard drive anyway, Ripped the harddrive out safely, put it in my dakimakura.
>tfw nobody will notice. Keeps hugging the dakimakura.
>watch out the window. A man leaves the van. Looking like a security guard with vest and black sunglasses and all that. Chewing pink bubble gum, swinging with his alpha nightstick. Walks towards my door, him being alpha as his gesture can be, I feel my beta-power increasing.
>tfw no femdom anime control waifu
Good story onni-senpai
its different from the
>fembot threads
>skype faggotry
>cuckold threads
I erase all evidence of anime.
>>29148159
>he rings my door.
>I channel my spaghetti
>still hug my dakimakura with kurumi tokisaki on it
>Decide to go full on agro with him.
>Open the door. he says ...
"Good day kid"
>I greet him in a formel way, too.
>tfw I am not agro. tfw I actualy observe him automaticaly when he started talking.
What is this? Is it his alphaness affecting me ?
>He says he is from the ACA, the anime control agency. He is here because they got a report from my homeroom teacher. They are here to question my brother.
>I see the homeroom teacher in the van on the windows side. watching us.
"H-Hold up, I get him down."
>Go back, see parrot still didnt shut up destroying eviidence, gave him some food to keep his mouth somehow shut.
>tfw I am safe.
>get my brother down.
>He wears some dort of k-on schoolgirl cosplay while hugging his dakimakura with a nude yazawa niko covered in cum with a lewd expression on her face. He asks whats up.
>Immedtialy cuffed.
ACA Agent: "You are arrested for keeping make up fake clubs at school to suit your porpuses."
>tfw he just wanted to find some friends.
Brother: "So what ? I have troubles finding friends at school."
>Teacher comes out the van
Teacher: "There are other ways of meeting people.
>brother kinda starts to understand
>I dont, keep faking it tho.
Brother: "Am I really that different from any other girl in my age?
>kinda windy. So hard in fact it lift up his school girl cosplay skirt
"Kyaaa!" he screams.
>all of us three see his white slips
>tfw if he would be much more of a trap I would date him. (implying incest)
>Wind settles
>Agent walks him to the van
>Teacher look at me with dead eyes, shakes her head in disappointment
Watch this movie. It's about a manchild like you, with kinda good acting.
From my favourite director Todd Solondz. I can recommend Happiness and Palindromes too, maybe you will reconsider your pathetic lives a little bit after these movies. Or not.
Those movies are boring anon. Don't you have something better to do then watch movies all day you shutin
>>29148131
Happiness is pretty good
>>29148131
Actual good movie about robocraft is The Lobster.
Which animal do you identify with, robots? why?
Mine is pic related, because I walk superslow towards my lifegoals and get late to normal life experiences
frog
there's really no other animal
>>29148138
froge is best animal
Probably the Homo Sapien
I'm bipedal, am capable of advanced communication, and use tools to a much high degree than other animals
>have feels
How can I stop having feelings?
>>29148088
All emotions good or bad are fleeting give them enough time and they will pass. When ever you reach a point where they become to much all you must do is meditate for a moment . To meditate you must clear your mind and focus on nothing but your breathing just do this untill your emotions fade away like a fire starved of oxygen.
Heroin tbqh
Distract yourself with constant coach activities like video games, junk food, and movies.
after that you'lleventually end it all
>yurocucks and other liberals believe the death penalty for murders is wrong
>also believe america "got what it deserved" on 9/11
cant make this up
>>29148075
The only valid arguments against the death penalty are "What if they fuck up and execute the wrong guy" or "Waste of what could potentially be a salvaged and useful member of society again". It depends on the circumstances of the crime, desu.
>>29148156
>It costs more than keeping someone in prison for life
>Its ethically wrong to kill unless you are saving lives
There's 2 more
What are your thoughts on the Brock Turner news?
I think the whole meme where women do risky, slutty things like going out to parties wearing almost nothing and getting shitface drunk and then thinking that no consequences should ever happen to them is retarded.
If you've watched the wire or something similar, the people in gangs usually tell kids, or people who aren't in deep shit yet, to basically get an education and gtfo because hustling or whatever isn't safe and results in getting shot, stabbed, arrested, etc. Notice how no one says "I might deal and abuse drugs, and rob stores, but I shouldn't ever have to be responsible for it!"
Imagine telling a woman that instead of partying like a whore, she should maybe do something else that doesn't carry the risk of getting herself raped, beaten, taken advantage of, etc. you would be branded a misogynist immediately.
So what gives? Do women really think that they can do no wrong? Do they really think that it's a good and safe idea to get drunk as fuck and then pass out at a strangers house?
>whore gets raped and Chad gets BTFO
This story is literally an r9k wet dream.
>>29148115
I'm not necessarily talking about the news story itself.
It's the media siding with the female and saying that STACY DINDU NUFFIN, SHE'S A PURE GRILL WHO WASNT ASKING FOR IT.
Dude if you're dressed in less fabric than a starving African child, shitface drunk, and partying like a grade A whore, I can't really say that you didn't deserve it.
>>29148173
I agree. I don't know why telling someone to exercise good judgment is such a horrible thing.
Feminists thimk victim blaming is the worst thing in the world. If I leave my car with the keys in the ignition in the ghetto and Tyrone steals it, I'm partly to blame for being a dumbass. That doesn't mean Tyrone shouldn't be punished for committing a crime, but everybody needs to be responsible for their actions.
Daily reminder that the guy who created Pepe the Frog, a meme spammed way too constantly on this board, is a total Chad who makes a steady living as an artist and gets laid regularly.
I know it makes me mad too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29148053
Isn't he Brazilian? As a Hispanic, the only reason I'm not a full fledged robot is because Hispanic women are easy whores. There's a reason that teen pregnancy is such a thing among the Hispanic community. Hispanic pussy has thrown itself at me and I'm an ugly, poor 5'5 manlet.
>>29148053
>Matt Furie is Fulfilled Pepe
I am a person with the spergs, ama
Why do you think we would care?
Do you not know that at least half the people on this board are aspies/autists?
>>29148068
>at least half the people on this board are aspies/autists
at least half the people on here are fucking normies
>>29148132
Yes.
The other half.
How can you tell whether you're ugly arcanine?
I genuinely can't tell whether I'm painstakingly average or plain unattractive.
Post a picture and I'll tell you. I promise I won't be mean about it (if you are ugly
>>29148050
If I were to at all, I'd rather send it to an e-mail than post it here where everyone can see.
>>29147988
Has a girl ever shown any interest in you? If not, then you're most likely ugly.
I'd like to go outside for once. What do people do outside in their towns when they have no one and no car?
Just walk around and shit. If there are sidewalks, start there.. just look atound, see goofy stuff and homeless people, maybe see some animals, maybe find cool place to buy food or something.
The park, water fronts, arcades, playgrounds are probably not your best bet until you get acclimated to being around people.
Remember youe room is only a few minutes walk back if it gets scary
Venture into some nature and read a book
>>29147976
>go walk into park
>go to cinema alone
>just walk around the city
>bee yourself
>eat ice cream
>eat hotdog
>creepshot some girls at the park
>laugh at peoples dogs
>punch a hobo
>just enjoy life, bruh!
