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There is literally nothing worse than being a manlet. Even if you are crippled, have some sort of deformity, or are a midget at least you are a novelty and unique. Short guys are just short, inadequate genetic garbage.
If you failed to fuck a girl by the time you reach adulthood you will never have a chance of getting laid or having a Girlfriend unless you pay for it. NO and I repeat NO grown Woman wants to be with a tiny guy unless he is extremely rich. You may have a small chance of banging some drunk college whore at a party but that is your only hope.
Even If you are extremely confident you will just look silly. Everyone will know you're faking it and trying way too hard. You will always look awkward in social situations around tall guys. You only serve to boost their confidence because just by you being present their dominance is further emphasized by their height over you.
Everyone will know you have a tiny dick without even having to see it. Short men have small dicks, and that is a genetic fact. So you might as well be wearing a sign everywhere that says "Has a Micro Penis"
You can work out, you can have an attractive face, you can be smart, you can be "confident", you can try everything but any and all of it will be overwritten by the fact that you are a SMALL MAN.
>>29146552
I'm 5'3 (or 163 cm) and i lost my virginity when i was 18, whats your excuse?
>>29146601
You fucked a girl, not a Woman. Congratulations you made the deadline. Try getting laid in about 4 years.
>he fell for the manlet meme.
Just from my life experience:
>my friend:
a 198cm guy. Virgin at age 24
>who is fucking my secret crush?:
a 171cm guy.
For women, height is just one of the deciding factors, of which life-success and wealth are absolutely the most important.
Why's she so perfect, bros?
>>29146551
She's weird as shit, wtf?
>>29146551
All she does is pander to retards like you.
>black hair
>green eyes
>that nose
shes clearly a kike
who else /serial killer eyes/ here?
I've been complimented for having nice eyes in the past, but some people have told me I look dead inside or that I look like I have killed someone.
>>29146397
I get a lot of compliments for my eyes, but a lot of people are scared of me and think I will murder them
Feels bad
>>29146408
I think it's because mine are too big and far apart.
Smiling does help.
>>29146452
>Smiling does help
Than your eyes aren't serial killer enough.
What did you do with your Selective Service card?
mine is pinned to my cork board.
I have no idea where I put it.
>>29146391
What is Selective Service?pls no bully
>>29146548
If the USA is at war the military can make you their property and take you to war. All men are required to sign up at 18. It's pretty fucky.
Let's be honest to ourselves. I'd like to hear - is INFP type people are literally born to suck at video games? Is it more difficult to them to learn mechanics and gameplay than others? INFP type has no thinking in it, so does it make us play vidya just based on our senses and feelings?
Share your feels, robots.
I'm INFP and was top 100 eu ladder on starcraft so I would say it's still possible to become highranked in a competetive game.
At league I'm somewhat mediocre though(d5). I would say that comparing myself to others I'm not mechanicly worse or anything, but I do get way more affected by angry teammates and crushing losses :(.I tilt really hard and get very mad at myself
>>29146337
I think so. I'm INFP and enjoy games but suck at them
>>29146812
Fuck, I can't move my hands fast and properly. Have no motivation to learn something. Basically I'm mechanically and mentally retarded.
> tfw no white hair
white hair is literally a sickness. It's impossible to get it naturally. fucking weebs I swear
>>29146323
>tfw no white hair dye
Just go to the shop and get some then DUH!
inb4 I have teh social anxiety!1!1!
>>29146323
R9k is the make equivalent of tumblr. The lines are steadily being blurred.
I fucking did it. I've invited my oneitis to my family's house at the seaside. Now I'm waiting for her answer.
I'm so stressed out. I can't think about anything else.
Post her picture or delete your thread.
>>29146312
friendzoned on the beach
>>29146361
This ayy lmao
Why are black women so snobby and shit?
When are jews going to stop spamming social conditioning racebait threads on /r9k/
>walking to class
>pathway narrows
>2 or 3 sheboons, usually one or two dressed like nigger men walking at about .01 MPH taking up the entire walkway
>think about channeling Elliot Rodger
FUCK NIGGERS
IF YOU DON'T HATE BLACK PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIVE WITH BLACK PEOPLE
>>29146350
honk at them to get out of the way then idiot
One of the side effects of sertraline is weight loss, due to lessened appetite and some laxative-like effects.
Do any of you guys have experience with sertraline? Did you lose any weight, how much? Did the loss of appetite last the full duration of you taking the drug or just few adjustment weeks?
I'm a fatty (71kg) and I would love to lose weight. Last few days I've only had tea. I'm asking here because its a popular antidepressant and I know some robots have been perscribed as well.
how retarded do you have to be to want to get prescribed an antidepressant instead of simply adjusting your diet and maybe working out
>>29146346
I was prescribed for my anxiety and depression. I just noticed a side effect and wanted to know more about it.
>>29146280
What's your BMI? The effects depend on your bmi, where you start.
Wojak/Pepe trading thread
trade
talk
poo
poo
pee
pee
all of that
This 1st pepe is free of charge
last pepe thread rejected this because its too rare for them
you can have it free of charrge
>>29146267
safe with me now bud
My favorite wojak was meant to be shared
>Younger brother tells me that a freind I haven't met is coming to pick him up in around an hour
>Hear knocking at the door
>Open it
>It's a QT Mormon who talks to me about God for around 30 minutes
>>29146217
I may be a baptist, but I would pretend to turn to Mormonism for a QT Mormon gf
I once opened the door unironically to a mormon after seeing it was a qt in a nice dress and ray bans. Talked and agreed with her for like 20 minutes. Then she took the ray bans off and her eyes were so fucking crossed I didn't know where to look. Of course at that moment I "had to leave".
>>29146326
>not wanting a cross-eyed QT
shit taste
Hey /r9k/, I was wondering how alcohol effects people with high IQs compared with people with low IQs.
I heard that when you're drunk your IQ decreases by about 20 points.
My IQ is 90, give or take, meaning when I'm drunk I am functioning along the same level as someone with an IQ of 70. Makes sense. My friend tells me when I'm drunk I'm "an idiot", when I'm drunk I've been known to start physically attacking people for little to no reason, when I'm really drunk I'm unable to say a single coherent sentence (my friend tells me I ramble gibberish made-up words), I steal from people including family and friends, I once cocked my fully loaded pistol and aimed it at a friend of mine, I become extremely socially awkward and innapropriate (once fondling my sisters friend and then pretending it never happened) my verbal IQ goes out the window and I tend to speak exclusively in like one-syllable three word sentences, the list goes on...
But what if someone with a 160 IQ got drunk? Would he function on the same cerebral hemisphere as a sober 140 IQ person?
Just how does your IQ change the way alcohol effects you?
>>29146161
150 here, and the one time I've gotten drunk happens to lend this credibility, but my friends got retarded despite being of similar intelligence.
>>29146161
My iq must take at least a 60 point drop when I get drunk, and I'm not 160 to begin with
>>29146161
I don't know, man. When I get drunk, I simply become incredibly social. In fact, friends have said that I'm the only person they know who becomes smarter when drunk.
>dubs get rejected by their wifu
>trips die in their sleep tonight
Okayo
Fine , rolliing
>>29146068
what if i get quads/quints/hexes i need clarification
>she fell for the short hair meme
How hard would you drop your girl if she did this
>>29145925
Even if she did I'd still love her.
Its the personality I love
Short hair is cute. It means she's not trying to be attractive to guys who aren't me. Being all mine is cute.
Not right away. I'd slowly phase her out while pretending everything is fine while I cheat on her.
itt yr 10/10 girls
>>29145887
>you will never go back in time to save pinky and cherokee from a life time of taking da beebeeseee
>>29145952
Those things are disgusting as fuck. Hidden.
>tfwywnfhitaitt
it hurts robots
