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>just lift bro
>just eat right
>just walk with confidence
>just smile more often
He has a point.
You'll not look like that, but you'll be better off than now.
>>29145442
>>29145467
Why do they ride their pants right above their wangs?
Wouldn't it just ride down, exposing them?
>>29145495
Ride means wearing?
To show the adonis belt, I suppose. I don't see why they'd lose it or why that would be all that bad
https://www.instagram.com/fitguyphotos/?hl=en
Gimme one legitimate reason why I should stay on 4chan.
>>29145436
I would if I couldfuckdarobot
there isn't one, leave before it's too late
>>29145481
Its already too late. 4chan is the venus flytrap of websites. you came here in search of dank memes and you found a "community" that would welcome you in (insofar as as much as anyone else) and now you realize how toxic this place is for everyone involved but you cant leave. Theres no other place on the internet quite like 4chan.
You can try reddit but you'll be back. Despite the shitposters the two websites are definitely different from a community level to the moderator level, its just not the same. You're here forever "friend".
>Being on nofap for one month
Damn it went everywhere. You anons have to try it.
I want to know what it feels like to get head from a black MILF who tries to suck my soul out of my penis.
Tried many times, never got past a week.
>>29145486
Same here. Years. If I can go a few days it's an achievement.
>tfw you're a poorfag wagecuck and have literally eaten only black beans and rice for the past month.
Literally nothing else but black beans, rice, and water. Was awesome at first but now it's so fucking old. It's so cheap.
>>29145422
More pics m876
>>29145422
I want to be the girl in this picture.
>tfw you're a fat NEET and you will never literally eat this anime girls titties
Do you think she's cute?
>>29145413
that's a man, trap, tranny, etc
Open your fucking eyes pham
>>29145444
She has a vagina, I've seen it.
>>29145453
that doesn't mean anything, vaginas run $15k a pop in Thailand
How the fuck do i buy weed in denver? Im only 20 and the legal age is 21 and this city is very bland without it
>tfw shadowbanned
T-thanks mods
Well time to kill myself. This city sucks so much and the women are midwestern tier
Find someone that looks semi shady and is over 21 and ask him to buy you some weed, make sure you give him enough for what you want and just a little bit more
I'm trying a new kind of thread
Do you sometime think that your only chance at life is a major collapse of all infrastructures ? No more school, no more job, no electricity, no running water.
How would you pull it off in case of such event (like a civil war in your country) ?
Is fighting for food better than struggling for being a normie ?
Defend the weak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQ-IoHfimQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKDgFCojiT8
In war
Not everyone
Is a soldier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxf1seOpijE
>>29145161
first thing i do is impregnate however many females i can within the first 24 hours
next 24 im on the move
whatever happends, happends
http://innawoods.net/
That might be something worth doing for fun.
Honestly I don't think I'm prepared to live this. Sure, I'm less dependent of society than a normie, maybe I know some tricks about survival in urban environment (long history of water/power shortage), but on the long term it's all about social skill.
Trading a pack of cigarettes against medecine when I'm not that intimidating, I might get robbed. And that's the whole point, I've understand how to trust or not trust someone.
But I'm tougher than most normies, I've witnessed death many times and I have no relatives to save/to care for, maybe this is my only skill. Being tough, and if I manage to impress them by my enthusiasm or determination I might earn some good points.
http://www.innawoods.net/swf/InnaWoods.swf
We need to save the parliament edition.
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Ohayou everywan!
I hope we'll be able to vote today.
It seems that people start showing up quite late, and not too many people are in the parliament at once.
Well, I caught this just before I was about to go to bed to give it a bump. Hopefully thread will still be up in 12 hours.
>>29145228
Timezones suck.
>sit next to girl
>she moves
S-sorry for repulsing you....
>>29145140
IT'S YOUR FAULT
DID YOU TRY APPEALING TO HER SENSES HAND A FOOT BEFORE TOU ENTERED HER BREATHING SPACE?
NO? THEN YOU DESERVE TO BE ISOLATED
WTF ARE YOU LOOKING SAD ABOUT BEING ISOLATED FOR? NO WONDER NOBODY LIKES YOU
>>29145140
>sit next to arab woman
>she doesn't move
it's a strange feel
Are normies sociopaths? Do they not see that the way they treat robots is disgusting?
When have you first realized that you don't really hate women but just try to rationalize your inability to get them by pretending to hate?
>>29145073
I don't hate women. I hate the way we culture women.
>>29145073
I have a girl friend and we have been together for 13 years. Women in general are still pieces of shit to me. We live in a gynocentric country where because we love women so much we will let them lie when they say it isn't gynocentric or it isn't gynocentric enough for them.
>>29145073
I don't hate women, I just don't understand them. And they hate me for being an ugly virgin.
anybody else having them so dense to the point where they are driving them insane ?
I think you should see a doctor
>>29145055
I did , they said it's a normal occurrence and that there's nothing really wrong with my eyes
>>29144993
I have eye floaters but after getting visual snow I don't care about them anymore, visual snow is worse and makes me want to kill myself.
you start your life by coming out of a vagina just to spend your whole life trying to get back into one
funny how the world works isn't it
>>29144978
I was born by c-secion. I can truly say I never came in contact with a vagina. Vagina-born normalfags can fuck off.
c-section here as well, also, haven't spent even a single minute on trying to get a date, just gave up in the very beginning
c-secion master race reporting in
Why do so many people need glasses? Is there some kind of global conspiracy to make everyone's eyes bad?
Yeah, it's called computer addiction
Most people nowadays spend most of their day staring at a screen. That shit will ruin your eyesight.
>>29145043
>>29145046
This,plus lack of sunlight and healthy diets
Mine are jagged. Not smooth. They look pretty fucking ugly,
Ever seen Chinese or Japanese girls? They don't have braces over there. Plus they don't think straight teeth are important for looks (yet). But that's what human teeth grow in looking like.
I think Europeans, at least, might have naturally straighter teeth by default, but it's hard to tell because so many of us get braces as kids.
>>29144840
>average person
>xenomorph daisy picture
On the other hand, my teeth are pretty crooked. I'd show them but dont have with what to take photo.
Is this average? No braces
How do know if I've actually already gone crazy? I can't tell anymore.
I wonder about that too. I'm told if you think you're crazy then you're not but I'm still not sure
you can't be self aware and crazy so no
>>29144814
Pretty much this. When I went through psychosis I wasn't taking a step back and thinking "gee, I wonder if I'm crazy" no I was completely believing what I was experiencing.
