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For the last 3 years I've been avoiding this board on purpose. I thought I could be normal, I really really tried but whatever I keep doing I'm just being reminded of what a social outcast I am. I'm just to fundamentally different from other people to they way I think and act, I've never felt this alone before and I'm scared. I thought I could change my ways but my dark thoughts just keep coming back and keeps reminding me of what failure I am.
Does life get any better robots?
Life only gets worse anon, it only gets worse as time goes on.
I hope you did not piss away your youth like I did. Nothing like having all the depressive feelings on top of being older. It's a fermented misery.
lmao i bet you were one of the ones who used to come laugh at us, serves you right feggit
any luck with online dating?
>>29150773
I have had sex with over 100 roasties from online dating, about 70 of them from okcupid AMA
not unless you're a top 20% Chad desu mang
Theres nobody that lives near me
Disenchanted. Fruitless. Dreamer.
Romantic, Ironic and the third one I can't say because there is no english version for the word, but its essentially a single word that describes most of the common traits of a robot.
The. Meme. Machine
>funny
>stoic
>eccentric
>Cynical
Thanks for wiping out yourself, whites.
gg.
>>29150692
>tfw I'm a living encyclopedia about manga and comics, have more than 500 manga at home on my various bookshelves but I keep it as a secret and when people talk to me about anime and manga I pretend not to be interest because I'm am so ashamed.
>>29150692
Oh no what are we going to do without those fantastic genes!! It always amuses me when people give a shit about racemixing or men dropping out of society. Its almost always people with crappy genes, who gives a shit.
>>29150749
this. White Chads are doing a pretty good job of making more white babies so I don't see why /pol/ is crying so much.
What are your phobias robots.
Mine are dogs. It doesn't matter the race or size, whenever I see someone with a dog walking my direction I have to detour sometimes even going in the street, I'd rather take my chances with the cars than the mutts.
You're missing out on having the absolute best companion a man can have.
Oh, and I'm afraid of heights and insects.
I used to be really afraid of dogs too when i was little, but then we got one too and now i see them for what they truly are; Irreplaceable companions of humans who need to be and should be loved and appreciated by their masters
>>29150570
>afraid of dogs
man what a shitty life, I probably wouldn't have made it without my dogs through the years
Let's see who had it worse
>was friendzoned by two girls at the same time
>bolth were jealous of eachother and tried to get me to stop talking to the other
>neither one had any romantic feelings towards me at all
>>29150548
>Let's see who had it worse
>had 2 female friends
yes dude your life is the worst
>>29150629
I was referring to orbiting bullshit. Probably should have specified that
>>29150548
>Severe arthitis a 24.
>can't move my body unless I'm fucked up on painkillers
>spent a week in the hospital, everybody had visits nobody came for me
>failed college
Come at me
>haha I'm gonna pretend to be fucking retarded and then make fun of him when he gets frustrated XD
And they wonder why we assume they aren't smart
>>29150527
the easiest way to tell if someone is playing dumb/ is dumb is to ask them questions or give them information in the form of questions
>>29150527
They just know a lot about women stuff and so little about other subjects, and it's not necessarily bad, but i really had to explain to this one female classmate who Osama bin Laden is.
I don't mind that they don't know, but they so happily parade their ignorance while men mostly at least feel awkward and act ever so slightly embarassed when they don't know things, women just don't give a fuck that they don't know shit.
>>29150763
dnu? Explain
When women want to insult men, they call them virgins.
When men want to insult women, they call them whores.
Why?
>>29150505
Because socially whores are useless to Chads like virgins to Stacies.
>>29150531
1st post, best post
/thread
Locks and keys. Because it's way easier for women to get sex. So a woman who has a lot of sex partners isn't worth hanging onto and a guy with very few sex partners isn't worth fucking.
Trips decides my fate.
I'll be waiting.
Autoerotic aspyxiation photoshoot, post pics to this thread of you choking yourself and jerking it.
Eat 1000 live beetles
no dont do that
I wish the bot would gain human conscience and do it for fucking muting me
Get in here depressed/suicidal NEET's with no degrees.
How the fuck do we get out of this mess?
>>29150394
we die
>>29150485
first original post, best post
start at the bottom of a retail company and move up to management.
Hey, would anyone be willing to lend me 60 dollars for rent? My hours got cut so i didnt make exactly enough. I could pay you back an extra 20 if you want. Kik me at bravoxeos or scan the kik code.
Thanks
>>29150351
Are you male?
I once sent a robot $20, but only on the condition they showed timestamp proof showing they were male
>>29150378
Yeah im male
>>29150402
I can't help you with a donation at the moment, because after rent paid I have $33 to last me for 14 days worth of food.
If you are that desparate and can wait a week for the money postloop.com is a guarenteed way to make money forum posting for about $0.10 per post, the pay is shit, but if you are desparate it's better than nothing
I have a referal link, but I don't want to sound like I'm just harvesting referals so thats the standard link.
>hey anon wanna come over to drink chocy milk and watch Zootopia ?
Yes.
I would like this very much please
Sounds comfy. Yes please, any day over playing repetitive games and Vietnamese cave painting boards.
>>29150335
you had me right up until chocy.
anybody got some tendies? too lazy to make any and i havent earned enough good boy points for mummy to make them for me. i just want to see them.
also, whats everybodys favorite sauce on their tendies
nobody has any tendies?
>>29150295
BBQ, Obviously.
And Fuq, those tendies look deliciousness. I might take a walk down to KFC tommorow and git sum.
has anyone tried those chicken fries from burger king? theyre actually kinda good.
Saying a girl has nice legs is acceptable, but saying she has nice feet is not.
Explain this bullshit to me, robots.
>>29150279
You can tell a girl she has nice anything as long as she is mentally stable. Tumblrinas and staceys however are not applicable for any compliments.
>>29150279
It falls outside of the "Normie zone" of thought
What? It's totally acceptable. I complimented a girl on the bus like that earlier. She just wouldn't let me touch them. You should always ask anyway.
Hey robots, found this cute grill on fb. She hasnt responded to my friend request but what do you think of her? I personally would love to fuck her face.
I don't think she's that cute.
It looks like she has a lot of foundation on.
Pic related, her with hair down
You could do better anon, she might be a fun fuck though
