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June 8th.
I'm 42
Not the happiest person, lately I've been publicly bashing my fat friends, my tall friends, my bald friends. I generally sick off the lack of caring that goes on in these relationships.
I went to another bar and met randoms that made me feel better than the people I know. I think that once someone reaches the point where they are no longer useful they get ignored, made fun of behind their back, and generally hated.
In 42 years I've probably only learned a couple lessons, one never loan someone money or goods with the expectation of ever getting them back, two 4chan never.
But I was hoping you guys could wish me a happy birthday. It would make me feel better. Or at least a kys...
OH MAN i WANT A SUBWAY SANDWICH
JARED KNEW WHAT WAS UP
>>29153738
happy birthday bro. we're quite a few years apart, but we suffer the same
Happy 4/20Birthday.
Get in here guys, we're hanging out watching Breaking Bad right now, but if you don't like that you can just come to chat. Comfort guaranteed.
How can i see the stream?
I used to like these threads, but the frequency of them along with the tripshits and attention whores in the room put me off.
Also there's no link.
>streams great series
>doesnt likerino
I genuinely and unironically love and prefer black guys, but the I know the majority of them wouldn't feel the same towards us. You just know any of them would leave a black girl for a white one the moment they're given a chance. Why is this?
I don't like any 3D girls. Don't feel bad but you just can't compete.
There's also the fact black women have something like a 50% obesity rate and very frequently have herpes too.
>>29152962
Mainly because black girls are absolutely disgusting.
troll thread
not original
just gave myself a wine enema with 100mg trazodone
I got super drunk and it felt super good
pic related its my set up minus enema bag
your a fucking werido
>>29152816
You plugged an antidepressant? Top fucking kek. That's not gonna do anything noticeable dude.
Wine tastes like shit though so I guess putting it up your ass isn't that bad.
>>29153286
no I took it orally to enhance the alcohol
also I use the cheapest white wine I can find and get super drunk
I can be drunk for 3 hours for 4$
>hahaha sorrrry XDDD
MAKE IT STOP
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You really need to stop letting people like that affect your life.
short guys = fat, ugly, acne ridden girls
you woudn't date someone like that either you fucking hypocrite
post you're ideal gf
be realistic
>ideal
>realistic
>>29152522
kevin love
>>29152522
why are mentally ill, lifeless looking girls so cute?
Why are dickgirls so attractive? I can't handle it!
>>29152366
Because you don't need a big dick or dominant attitude to please the sexually.
tfw no fat cocked gf
>>29152366
You know what sucks? Whenever I read hentai about dickgirls fucking boys like that, the first thing that comes to my mind is damn I wish I was the big tittted dickgirl instead of the boy.
Why there's no hentai where the dickgirl turns the submissive boy into a big titted submissive dickgirl?
Who /schizoaffective/ here? I'm having a fucking horrible day so far.
>Hear voices and car doors slamming that I'm 90% sure aren't real
>see everyone staring at me
>a woman was following me in her car
>hypersensitive to bad tastes and smells
>go buy an entirely new ecig because I think it's broken but the new one tastes exactly the same
>chainsmoke an entire pack of cigarettes compulsively
>can't speak to people without making no sense whatsoever
>thoughts racing at 100mph
>keep screaming and smacking shit out of agitation
>can't stop contorting my face into weird expressions
>feel like spiders are all over my body
>songs on the radio are sending me personal messages
Fucking end me now
>>29151121
>everyone talking and every word I read is a personal message
get on my level
Damn you are fucked up my man
>can't stop contorting my face into weird expressions
Sorry anon-kun but I laughed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lfJ5WSpiWA
https://theintercept.com/2016/06/07/tased-in-the-chest-for-23-seconds-dead-for-8-minutes-now-facing-a-lifetime-of-recovery/
Holy shit, just look at his picture, CHADS are now in power to pull you over and fucking give robots brain damage for life and only get 4 years (which will most likely be reduced to 1-2 eventually) in prison, when he gets out, feeling even more macho and tough and getting some stacies who are attracted to his powerful alpha male dominance
FUCK
Masculinity was a mistake
Just another reason to stay inside
>>29150875
>Even white people get away with killing other white people's lives
CHADLIVESMATTER
Is forcibly feminizing someone who doesn't want it objectively bad?
Can you give me a rational reason why me slipping estrogen pills into my boyfriend's food is wrong? I bet all you can come up with is your precious fee-fees.
It violates someone else's bodily autonomy. It's the same reason rape is wrong.
>>29150493
They're as different as chalk and cheese. Feminizing someone is nothing like raping them.
>>29150465
MY BODY MY CHOICE
feminismo commento
>current year
>Being a pussyfag
You deserve better, anons. Have you extended love to any qt feets today? Footlove comes in many forms.
>Compliment a girl on her shoes
>Tell a qt she has a nice nail color
>Massage sore qt feet
>Draw or photograph beautiful feet
>Buy a qt a pedicure
>Worship qt feets (if you're really really lucky)
>Write a poem about Feets and donate it to a spa or podiatry clinic
>Meditate about how beautiful feet reflect the eternal beauty of the universe
>Gave witness to the truth that vaginas are inherently disloyal and poisonous
>Talked with a normie or Chad about the dangerous toxicity of vaginas
>>29150306
i like sweaty girl feets. there's this girl that takes her socks off when im around her.
>>29150662
Have you told her the world is a better place when she is barefoot?
>>29150948
n-n-no i just stare at them.
Why are normies incapable of eating alone? You can't even eat at a restaurant without getting weird looks anymore because normies can't fathom the idea of someone who doesn't mind eating alone.
>>29150254
Because everything is "social" now that fagbook has bled into real life.
>>29150254
Is it wrong that I view normals as incomplete people? They always need other people around them, validating them, entertaining them, comforting them. I think they feel empty without others constantly around them
Normals are terrified of being alone lest they may have some independent thought
Why don't women like to dress cute any more?
>>29149004
Elizabeth is top tier.
>>29149004
L E G S
E
G
S G E L
>>29149036
idk who Elizabeth is, but girl in OP is Abbey Egeland.
Roll for your 'money can't buy' prize.
oh boy! what did I win?
>>29148240
>money can't buy
But most of these can be bought.
Whatevs, rolling.
>>29148240
rolling for love doll
ITT we post normalfag memes.
>>29147080
>just be yourself
>brah/breh/bruh
>just lift
>just smile
>netflix and chill
normalfag memes that may or may not have fallen out of fashion
>doge
>keep calm and x
>pepe
the normalcunts wont stop until they have taken everything from us.
normies vs robots is this generations holocaust.
>>29147080
>>29147207
Just post r9k memes. This place is now normie central. Gatta start bookmarking wizard chan, I just don't know...
