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"What do you want for dinner big bro?"
I'm hungry for PUSSY
>>29160896
these cheeks on my ass
t. /d/ ass vore aficioando
>>29160896
"Mac N' Cheese and fucking apple juice you stupid fucking cunt, why can't you get anything right?".
Any Utah robots on tonight? Currently I am in Logan. I really wish I wasn't in Logan.
>>29160827
Ogden but I am going to bed. I got work in 7 hours.
>>29160859
How is living in Ogden?
wyobot here. hi neighbor
What now!? NOGS??? Big white cock takin overrr niglets.
>big
W E W L A D
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>>29160824
First off, that's tiny.
Second off, black men literally don't want black women. They are a last resort, and many would rather die alone than resort to black women. White, asian, and latina women are all superior.
>>29160998
>Second off, black men literally don't want black women. They are a last resort, and many would rather die alone than resort to black women. White, asian, and latina women are all superior.
THIS
Can I get a name for my new friend?
>>29160784
Milo. It's the name of my orange tabby cat and I no longer have him
;;______;
mountain mew
auusushahshsjjxhahauxudyxyxtcyxyx
thats your cats new name
>browsing this site that teenage girls and little girls use to stream themselves because they love attention
>come across this 17 year old girl
>mix of Japanese and white with blonde hair
>talk to her on there for a few hours
>she wants to move to Japan and loves everything Japanese
>tfw even if she was into older guys, she wouldn't be into me
>you will never move to Japan with a cutie like this
I suggest you guys all lurk YouNow for a while. It's a great site and maybe you can find your dream waifu there as well!
>>29160780
Thats not what ''waifu'' means, newfag.
>>29160806
I know what waifu means. I think it applies to girls from YouNow as well because they are all underage, therefore unattainable, just like 2D waifus.
>>29160831
Alright, you are dumb as shit. Fuck off, normalfag.
would you sniff a feminine cock?
>>29160758
of course i would based friend
>>29160758
Well they do not exist they are all masculine you fag an hero waste of space
>>29160758
I would, depending upon how feminine the cock possessor looks otherwise and how nice the man pussy is
>tfw got used by Chad
Any other fembots know this feel?
I feel so disgusted with myself. I feel so used like a... thing... not a woman.
>OP is a fat neckbeard who wants some attention
epic
very much bait
>>29160686
1 -this is bait
2 - if this is not bait, fuck you for letting chad cum in your pussy, that's your fault not him
Uncle anon, can you help me with homework? My mom says you're the smartest one in the family because of all the time you studied instead of socializing with your peers
well youre wrong because im retarded
*flings a turdy bird at her*
ufufufufu
>>29160663
Homework sure but lets do some work at home first take your clothes off.
>>29160663
"No I won't help you with your homework because fuck you"
*insert me doing some stupid/edgy shit because haha its funny*
Does anyone else on /r9k/ use kratom? I'm an "ex" addict who uses it to feel like a normal human being. I use a good bit, daily, though I've taken breaks with little in the way of opiate-style withdrawals save for feeling empty and uncomfortable. I feel like I'm getting reasonable side effects from it but I'm not sure if they outweigh the pros of energy, renewed passion in interests, and increased social ability. Thoughts or experience please
>>29160598
FIRST FOR KRATE NATION
READ THE CHARTER THIS BELONGS IN #krate_nashe_yall
>>29160598
ride the nashe my dudes
>set to inherit the family home
>grandparents said it should go to me out of 3 children since my grandmother said she doesn't trust my older sister's at all
>currently I live off of disability with good credit
Nearly 80% of my family is in major debt not sure how I should feel about it. Any other fellow robots going to inherit shit or already have inherited? How are ya handling it?
>>29160541
>Have 3 siblings and 11 cousins.
>Grandma has been telling me for years I am her favorite for being the only non-degenerate.
>Cut off one cousin entirely for being a race mixer.
>Grandma says I get her house, orange orchards in Florida, and 50% of the inheritance.
>Grandma is a millionaire.
I am set for life.
>>29160584
enjoy the legal battle. i wish you the best
>>29160541
that's awesome. good for you. if only my family gave a fuck about me enough to do something like that.
i recently had a major injury and sm going to get an assfuck of insurance money next month. ill probably build a house somewhere.
What are good anime from the 90s?
Great Teacher Onizuka is my alltime favorite anime.
Good life lessons, 10/10 comedy
>>29160540
Legend of Galactic Heroes
>>29160540
Fuck
rxycgvhbjknml,;
>Daddy, why does my kindergarten teacher Miss Schlomostein say that I have to give up my pubescent aryan maidenhood as reparations to Tyrone
>I told her that I was waiting for a traditional European marriage to a traditional European man but she started calling me a bigoted Nazi and said that if I didn't let every little boy of color run a train on my tiny ass then I might as well be a cross burning kkk plantation owner
>>29160513
Please stop you fuck
What is this retard tier shit
>>29160513
Nice try but niggers usually have to be 11 years old for their dicks to get hard.
Hello /r9k/, my last name is Bloom. Lately, I've been not liking it. Should I change it? If so, any suggestions? something that goes with Alex/Alexander (my first name), please.
Fag, and "The" for a middle name
>>29160427
>Lately, I've been not liking it.
anon, I think I see the problem right there. In a year from now, you might be entirely content or even happier with it.
I would let this decision rest for a year, and if you're still steadfast in your belief, then go ahead.
>>29160485
This post screams "I'm underage!"
Kill yourself, summerfag.
>tfw you will never get a gf because deep down inside you know you're not really a man, just a submissive little girl who has the physical body of a man
OP, why do you have to be such a faggot?
>>29160416
this is actually the straightest feel
>>29160428
You just want to feel supported in your twisted degenerate faggotry, women's really fuck you up
I just finished Oyasumi Punpun and i'm completely destroyed. No even in real life has hurt me as much as this manga. ITT post animu or manga that destroyed you
>>29160366
Welcome to the NHK fucked me up good
Oyasumi Punpun definitely just fucked my shit up senpai.
So many chapters where had to lean back in my chair and just take a moment to breathe
>>29160767
When Aiko an hero'd :(
I've never felt so strongly depressed over something I knew didn't exist.
