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Walk me through your typical day.
>wake up
>shower and dress
>go on youtube
>play videogames
>smoke weed
>jack off to depraved porn
>maybe cook something
>maybe work
That is it
>>29164724
>wake up
>brush teeth
>eat something
>take a trip to shop
>get back to home
>play videogames
>go for a walk
>get back
>play more videogames or watch movies
>browse r9k
>go to sleep (5 am)
>wake up
>go to work
>come home
>shitpost while I get as fucked up as I can on whatever it is I managed to get that day
>fall asleep wondering wtf is wrong with me
>wake up
>play video games or browse 4chan
>eat
>play video games or browse 4chan
>lift
>eat
>smoke weed
>shower
>play video games or browse 4chan
>jack off
>eat
>sleep
>work a few days a week
im a completely lifeless loser except lifting makes me look like a normalfag
That feel when you're pounding Neetie's sister as she's begging for your cum, and you KNOW he is just outside the bedroom listening and sobbing with an erection.
Bump can any neets relate?
>>29164640
I actually walked in on my sister having sex with some wagecuck chad once. I was mad at first but I jerked off later to it.
>>29164849
Pics of sister or more details at least
How can I get my gf to cheat on me? My last girlfriend I let fool around with other guys (which she did with a couple). It was hot and all, but I want this one to cheat on me WITHOUT permission. My ultimate fantasy is something like:
> gf about to go to party
> tell her to be careful
> gets a train run on her
> tells me the next morning she made a "mistake"
I don't know how to make it happen, though. She's really conservative (Asian) and doesn't like to drink :(
Have any relationship, and be yourself.
Try and set up some sexual tension between her an one of our more promiscuous male friends
Eg (to him) wow my GF thinks you are pretty good looking man, She often talks about you etc
(To her) my friend was talking about you the other days, I think he likes you a lot
Then get the together in the same space together (ie your house) with alcohol and / or drugs involved. Leave thm alone for an extended period of time and let the sparks fly
When she fesses up, rent simply forgive her, say something like, 'I'm not a jealous person but I'm a little pissed off that you didn't tell me as soon as it happened' ... But let it be known you still support their continued friendship... Invite him around again and encourage them to spend more time alone
am i ugly bros? ive been bullied since highschool and at work for my looks and how i act. I do have sever aspergers syndrome and i was molested when i was a child which has exaggerated this. I just want to die.
Will i ever get a boyfriend bros?
>>29164505
This is an unflattering pic which shows your double chin. You look normal but you should shave desu.
>>29164523
is this better anonchan?
>>29164505
Yeah dude, sorry.
Lose weight and shave and you go up a few points.
Anyone else feel like life is completely pointless? I have a pretty big inheritance but I don't feel fulfilled at all.
>>29164479
It is pointless dumbass
>>29164479
I'm going to inherit millions but i think im killing myself today so my share will go to my greedy fucking siblings
>>29164479
I'm so jealous of you rich faggots
What do you robots think about death ?
Here's my thoughts on what happens after you die:
When you die, you fall asleep, like every single day. But, this dream lasts forever, and you can choose, what kind of dream you're having. The dream is like another life, so you get to keep your memories that you want, and other important shit.
It could be something like living with your waifu, spending a 10/5 life with her, forever.
You can change shit about yourself, like height, weight etc.
Everything's possible, but you have to plan it beforehand, so in the middle of the dream, you can't change anything "impossible", like height or other shit.
My theory is that your consciousness exists in your brain, as strongly indicated by neurology. When your brains power cuts off and it gets eaten by worms and converted into dust; your consciousness no longer exists. Therefor, after death will feel like the infinite years before you was born.
Perhaps this is a dream too.
The dream of a schizophrenic sociopath with autism who planned out a "perfect dream world" and then died.
>>29164381
That would be great
but all our experiences including dreams are just chemical reactions in our brain, once it is dead and unable to function its impossible to experience anything
So tell me robots, why don't you work at a bank yet?
>comfiest job
>show up at 8:30am, out by 5:30pm on longest shift, usually do 6 hour shifts
>weekends off
>wear a suit to work, so everyone things you got your act together
>get to learn about money, which you can use to dominate normie conversations
>literally every pussy working retail all after your tailored suit wearing cock
A pro/con is that you have to talk to strangers, which can be daunting at first, but it helps overcome shyness really fast. It's so easy to apply to, they'll take any monkey with a highschool degree and no criminal record that can sell a banana without eating it first.
Why haven't you gotten this comfiest of jobs to improve your lifestyle?
>>29164361
What's the salary?
>>29164444
depends on your state, check glass door, where i am tellers make $25k a year after taxes, store managers make $70-110k after taxes depending on your banking experience, and there's several positions in between. I personally make $40k after taxes, and really i just go hang out.
>>29164474
Thanks OP sounds pretty sweet. I'm gonna go look around some job sites
I don't understand how normies can take pictures of themselves and upload them to the internet without feeling utterly disgusted with the way they look.
>>29164350
>uses 4chan
You have no right to call anyone disgusting.
>>29164350
What's witht he chicken leg in her chest
or is it a camel toe
It's called receiving validation. They know they're gonna get called handsome so they do it and it makes them feel good. Same reason you see the same 5 people on /soc/ spamming their faces over and over.
greentext cuck stories faggots
did you get cucked? how that happened?
>>29164348
why the fuck would i want to relive that shit faggot?
>>29164348
I know a story about getting cucked.
>sweden
I get cucked by my mum
She said she would bring me coke
Instead , she bought pepsi :(
>The shy /r9k/ girl that you're never going to meet
>>29164307
She's getting her ass GAPED by Chad while you sit around and make depressing threads about not dating her.
Just think about that for a bit.
>>29164327
She is not attractive enough for a chad
>r9k girls
I don't care, they're all non-virgin mentally ill sluts
>tfw you realize most girls have literally had their assholes seen by men at some point in their sex lives
Why does this feel so dirty?
because you're a virgin. you would have realized this the first time you got laid loser
>>29164325
Yeah I'm a virgin, and? If I was a non virgin it would still feel dirty.
>>29164382
did your parents shame you a lot? maybe you are just a very judgemental person
>when you fuck a wagecucks gf in her ass and cum in her mouth while her wagie bf is at work
#justNEETthings
t. thingsthat never happened
>>29164297
>Affected individuals may simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world.
you forgot to take your meds OP, once a day make sure to remember in the future!
>tfw my ex literally cucked me while I was working
Why bring it up, man?
>does nothing but exist
>wins nobel prize/becomes rich/becomes famous
why is this allowed?
Tfw you will never accomplish anything and nobody will ever care about you...
>>29164256
Because she is brown and a female who campaigned for feminism. A propaganda figure for future generations of girls to admire, along with a false story to go along with it.
>>29164256
But didn't she advocate for girls' education? It's not a big deal here but in Pakistan it is, enough to get shot over it.
Why haven't you married bbw trailer trash and offed yourself yet you uces?
>>29164153
Because I'm studying for finals like the fresher I am
I still like to pretend I have self worth.
Anyone in chch with anything hmu. Acid would be cool.
Have you ever had a butt experience?
>>29164126
But, but I sure wish I had. Goddammit, why does the male g-spot have to sit in our fucking asses!
Several.
>Came from rubbing my finger around the rim of my anus
>Use aneros handsfree, out of breath, feel hot, heart pounding, legs trembling
>Fapping without something nudging my prostate feels weird and generally far less enjoyable now
>Bought mini-cucumbers yesterday
Whenever I get aroused, my butt feels empty. I am obsessed with anal.
>>29164248
What do you generally use as a dildo?
