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>tfw you finally found someone who likes black traps
Black traps are fine, it's just way harder to make a black dude look feminine compared to a white/asian
>>29163913
this actually isn't true
black people have compound facial features(meaning that it's possible for a black persons face to have many different facial expressions due to their fat placement) and also more likely to have bigger thighs/butts, where as white persons do not, naking them more likely to he hit or miss with no inbetweens, with asians being the middle of the pack but also the lowest in body fat
tl;dr, black bois = highest chance to "pass" when transitioned, white bois = either they do "pass" or don't, asian bois = "passing" faces usually but take more effort when it comes to body
i use passing here in relation to their cis female gender counterparts
>>29163795
Niggers and fags = extreme AIDS fest
Daily reminder that everyone and anyone on this board who uses pepe, and wojak in the current year (2016) is a filthy normie who's trying to relive the golden age of r9k. If you're not a KHV, if you have friends, if you have a stable job, if you have a functioning family, if you haven't considered suicide because of how pathetic and worthless your existence is you are a robot and probably never will. If you partake in the use of illegal drugs/substances such as meth, weed, LSD, and cocaine you are not a robot, because it's technically impossible for a shut in NEET to have the money or the connections / confidence to get a transaction done with another human being. If you own a dog you are a normie, if you have more than 1 friend you're a normie.
Please remind yourself if you're a robot or a normie, normies do not belong in r9k. There are many other websites that can appeal to your type of people, such as reddit, Ifunny, and Tumblr. I'm sure there are many more out there, and I hope you find the websites that suits you the best, but as a true robot I can not, and WILL NOT let you normies fester this site anymore. I will become a Janitor, i will rise to power and become a moderator and I will get rid of everysingle stuck up normie that has denied me the R9K that I've always wanted
holy fuck animeposter, you are absolutely DELUSIONAL if you think i'm going to even read HALF of that.
You'd get fired if you tried that, people have gotten "one of theirs in" before, and all that happened was some threads got deleted in one day and then it went back to normal when they got canned
Besides that you can't make me leave
Go make a new PUAhate you scum incel
>>29163676
why don't you fuck off to wizchan? oh that's right, it's shit there, mainly because it's full of your type.
I store some guy's amazon package from his porch todayit was a GTX graphics card
Finders keepers
The things you people admit to me, an NSA agent are astonishing.
>>29163636
>Implying an NSA agent would blow his cover
WAIT WHERE DO YOU LIVE OP???
MY CARD WAS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE TODAY AND THE TRACKING INFO SHOW'S IT'S BEEM DELIVERED BUT WHEN I CHECKED MY FRONT PORCH...NOTHING!!!!
TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!
Is it really possible to get through life without having to work?
How do the NEETs get away with it?
It's a meme m9
>tfw mommy saved up money for me
>tfw $100,000 in the bank because mom and dad knew I was a lazy NEET
Feels good! Feels So good!
you can live the meme. just live somewhere that your government gives you money for free without too much paperwork.
I seem to have lost the ability to cry now. I never move past the point of feeling like absolute shit inside to shedding a tear drop, I think i've become numbed down enough to the point where I know it's useless and won't mame me feel better, so I don't even bother.
It's been over 2 years btw
>>29163565
im like this. i had a week or so when i would cry really easily to music though, and crying felt like a damn orgasm.
that said, people say it makes you feel better but it doesnt at all, so get over it. why do you want to be a little bitch anyway. use your numbness to grow more powerful and crush your enemies, thats what life is about.
look up emotional numbing/emitional detachment on google.Go see a therapist immediately.
That happened to me when I was 14 or so.
I still can't cry.
Normie here used to be r9k tier
>fat
>antisocial
Decided to go to gym, eat well and open up woth people and it worked.
Why dont you do the same? Isn't it better than complain and blame women, your parents , """"chad"""""" for your problems?
Yeah, you know, because when *you* open up to people, they accept you. When I open up to people they avoid me completely.
"Normie" here, you can skip the gym part if you aren't fat. Just get a nice haircut, take a sales job so you learn how to manipulate people, and act like a normie when out in public. Never reveal your power level to the plebs, occasionally people will see through the facade but they are probably doing the same thing you are.
>>29163596
because you are creepy.
Guys,
I've got a date this Saturday this is my first date ever I'm going to try my best to hold in my spaghetti but i'm a virgin should I FUCK a prostitute so I know what I'm doing WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO please help
>>29163504
prostitutes never hurt, as long as you keep your willy wrapped
I asked my buddy chad, he says just be yourself and you'll be fine
ps bring sauce for all the spaghetti
>tfw all these success stories but yours keeps on getting worse
>tfw frequenting this board took away all of your self esteem and now you have recurrent thoughts of suicide
>He didn't find solidarity in r9k because he already had recurrent thoughts of suicide
>tfw your addiction to 4chan ruined your life
>>29163458
>implying i had self esteem
>implying i didn't already have recurrent thoughts of suicide
The closest thing to "freedom" we can get in this rotten world is to leech off the welfare/faked mental disability.
Being 34 years old, collecting faked mental disability and living with parents.
got myself some nice living wage here, enough for all the beer and burgers, hookers and video games.
i do what i want whenever i want, no need to wake up and battle traffic in the morning, no stress, no pressure, no responsibilities.
life's good.
4368769895
>>29163408
You are dependent on other people and you are dependent on your body and are tied to this world for this is the only place where you can survive, freedom is a lie.
>>29163408
do you eat chicken tendies?
>faked
What thoughts do you have about this image? Do you think she looks better without makeup?
>>29163365
just paint the upper eyelid black, there's no need for the rest of the clown show
>>29163365
Of course she looks like prize pig without makeup. The only women that are truly attractive are those that are so even without makeup. If makeup was outlawed, peoples' standards would settle down and sexual hypercompetition would ease methinks. I think that's a good thing because too many babies are being pumped out as it is.
>>29163365
that's why I date black women famapai . white women are disgusting.
the never ending cycle of realizing you're running out of time and the next day forgetting. woo
Just live till you can get a car then play carmageddon irl till you're dead, everything you do in life leads to irreversible death anyways.
I wish I could live in a comfy country town with a cute girl.
I was supposed to be successful. Please stop this nightmare
What does this video game mean to you?
being poor and only ever being able to rent it from the video store, and playing some other poorfags save file
Somehow having every puzzle memorized and there being no challenge whatsoever does not diminish the fun factor. The game is just a great adventure. Beating it 20+ times only affects my speed when I'm blitzing through it.
Whenever I look at Zelda tittles I can't help but imagine neckbeard reddit fedora bernie sander supporters/liberal scum living in their parents basement.
What is something I can do with my sister? I want to get closer to her, we don't have a good relationship ;_;
I'm determined to make it better, I'm going to try to do /something/ tomorrow, what should I try to do with her?
I have no idea what people do together. Any ideas?
>>29163284
offer to lick her pussy
>>29163319
How about no?
Does anyone here even do things with their sister?
If so, what?
>Get your shit together ASAP
>Lift
>Create an environment where you spend lots of time together
>Make it a known fact that you're attracted to her
>Slowly start escalating physical contact
>Kissing
>Wincest
>Profit
Make a three year plan to get your p0nis in your sister.
Good morning lads, its 10:15am in the yurolands therefore we are open.
Order a drink, hit me with your current situation and let's see if I can make it better.
Thread comfy music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
>>29163246
Good morning to you from America. I hope you don't mind if I post some comfy music here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ai8iNSK9Q
>tfw been neet for a three years and no one will hire me, and too weak for manual labor
>>29163246
Are cyborgs welcome?
I am hungover as fuck, so a beer would be nice. Let's say, a pilsner or a budweiser if you've got the stuff.
I have some really vivid dreams about death and dying and all that jazz and I feel like crap.
holy shit i think i hate being alive. this is the first time ive genuinely wanted to die. so many people are so stupid and social media is cancer. oh yea, and im ugly as fuck so whats the point anyways.
>you dont have facebook?
>>29163234
>social media is cancer
Why do you use it then?
>>29163293
it's all i know. i want to delete it all but i can't make myself do it. it hate it just as much as i love it.
