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So robots what's the longest time you've gone without leaving the house? I've managed a couple weeks before over school holidays, but I'll have stayed inside for longer than that soon.
Idk, a year?
A few months, I have to leave to go to psychiatrist though
2 months. I didn't have many friends growing up
Why am I so shy and nice to men but they still treat me like dirt anyway?its because I'm ugly, right?
Smol pee pee just be happy you're white
b.b.b.b.b.b.aitu
its because you're not actually a woman, stop pretending to be
Don't hate the player, don't hate the game
Hate the NEETs man we take all blame
That you got no money, you got no fame
That you got no honeys, you got no name
>>29168166
Thisis a truthful poem.
I been to the motherfuckin mountaintop
I hate when the auction house calls early and you have to sit there awkwardly on the phone with the person for like 5 minutes before your lot comes up.
#wageproblems
So, after 21 years of involuntary celibacy, I found my first girlfriend. We lost our virginity to one another, and three years later, we are still going strong. She's loyal, smart, funny, talented, kind, and she puts up with a lot of my shit...there is just one problem. This sounds terrible, and I'm ashamed of even thinking it, but she's not that attractive. Don't get me wrong; she's definitely "cute," but everyday I see girls that are downright HOT with guys that are no better looking than myself, and I cant help but wonder if I could "do better." Everyone who I ask says that I am definitely out of my girlfriend's league, and she even admits this herself. She considers herself lucky to be with me, and she even says "How did I land a guy as goodlooking as you?" I'm by no means a model, but many people have told me I'm an 8/10...whereas my gf is probably like a 6/10. Like I said though, her personality is awesome, and she treats me amazingly.
Someone please talk some sense into me..I'm driving myself nuts over this. Is it OK to settle for a homely chick with a great personality? Sometimes I fantasize about what it would be like to date a sexy girl that I physically lust after and worship, but I know it would be unreasonable to throw away my relationship over a potentially unrealistic fantasy.
Thoughts?
>>29168134
Take a break. Absolutely nothing wrong with breaking up with a girl because you are not attracted to her. Go single for a month, try to land a real cutie.
>>29168355
But this would absolutely crush my gf. I don't think I could do this to her. We are emotionally very co-dependant at this point.
>>29168134
You got a gf, dude, don't be a normie and date other girls, if she can put up with your shit and it took you 21 years to find her then isn't that special? Looks aren't everything
>tfw you realise you exist
>suicidal thoughts instantly follow
this shit freaks me out every time
wtf is reality even?
It's incredible really, that we all live within the same exact reality, yet every single one of us, every species that exists out there experience their own unique perception of it, creating almost infinite amounts of individual realities within Reality, where we create an identity for ourselves and make up beliefs about what life should be all about, what we should have, what we should do and be, and the funny thing is that we beat ourselves up about not meeting those standards. But really, those standards about life are merely creations of the mind, and are really not at all necessary to be happy.
For me this concludes to that there is not one being who truly experiences existence as it is, and that we are all simply under an illusion about what we believe reality is all about. But in the end it's all so perfectly well.
>eat 2 veggie dogs with soy sauced mayo for my gains
>tfw my stomach has been almost non stop gurgling since then
too much salt? am i going to die
reeeeeeeeeeee
no tofu and soy products just make you very gassy
I ate a bunch of fried tofu for breakfast this morning and my tummy's doing the same thing right now
>soy
are you transitioning?
>>29169106
but it's freaking good and cheap and fillingi always wanted to eat tofu since i seen that gen one pokemon episode with prof. oak boiling some...autistic i know
>>29169120
yes fammy-kun
Stats thread: Make friends and find qt gfs.
Blank templateroo
Bumping with neat picture
I want to read them but too lazy to post one; bump
Why did our parents make us?
What the fuck were they thinking?
Did they not know better?
I asked my parents and their answer was "lol we wanted a kid." REEEEEEEEEE!
i don't know why my father even got married
>>29168037
its why I plan on never having kids
I feel the same way. I think that having children is unethical because it creates the possibility of them getting injured or sick.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s9Yx1Dt5Tz
>vocaroo related
Degeneracy
Sounds like Apes.
How did you get that level of sound quality? Sounds like they're slapping steaks.
>>29168012
>Not going in there and telling them to keep it down
You fucking beta piece of shit
Fucking your friends isn't gay. r-right?
>>29168002
Did they actually fuck or what?
>>29168109
I recognise the faggot on the right but who's the other guy?
>>29168002
is that papa franku and anthony fantano?
>Have weekly fap
>Brief and unsatisfying
At least you manage to keep it down to once a week. Good job, honestly.
If you have the urge to fap only once a week you're pretty much not a man.
If you fell for the no fap meme, then you're simply an idiot.
>>29167932
are you retarded? if you wanted it to go longer it isnt that hard. just get that good porn going and let go of your dick when your edging toward orgasm to prolong it
What are some schoolshooter-core movies, games, books?
>movies
Zero Day
>books
Rage
Watch Rampage.
Games : Doom
The Columbine kids played it
I'm the guy who's been spamming faces of r9k threads on this board for the last few weeks. AMA
>>29167856
Nah I'll just sage. Not like we care or anything.
you have to be on some next level of retardation to post your face on r9k
>>29167856
Wow Eggy actually looks the most qt out of all of them
I fucking win family, Ciara's finally where she belongs.
Know this, I am not done, I have just begun.
She's even wearing sleeves to cover her cuts.
https://youtu.be/d0upYudpr5Q
eliza BTFO AYYYYY
Nice work, Jew.
Glad I won't have to see anymore of that drama on this board.
>tfw instrumentality didn't happen
what's the point of going on
>>29167822
You didn't understand the show
Why would you want the instrumentality? If anything I would simply want everything destroyed. Return the sterile purity of nothingness.
Also, Evangelion was shit, go back to r/anime.
>>29167822
You hate yourself so much, this is the world you create in instrumentatlity.
