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>one chance at life
>6'3"
>good jaw
>thick hair
>blue eyes
>giant nose
WHAT THE FUCK
REEEEEEEEE
>>29173302
>tall white men complaining about their looks
on par with women saying they cant find a bf
There is absolutely no way you are above the age of 18, and if you are, your nose is the least of your trouble.
>>29173302
""""""good"""""" jaw
lmao
>lately I've been thinking that everyone on 4chan who posts using all lowercase letters with little/no punctuation is actually the same person: who is a successful normie in his late 20s that hates robots and NEETs
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE HERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, REVEAL YOURSELF.
>>29173172
haha guilty as charged bro but nah just messin figures your nerd ass would assume everyone who hates you is the same guy, anyway i gotta tame some strange, later fags
>>29173222
FUCK YOU AND YOUR TRIPS NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Getting drunk and trying to write poetry.
Everything changed after 2012.
Everything changed since the early 2000's.
Do you remember when people hung out? Really hung out? When the internet was more for escapism for people like us?
Do you remember Move Along?
Wonder Balls?
Ed Edd n' Eddy?
Kingdom Hearts? Megaman Legends?
Twisted metal?
Flip phones?
What the FUCK happened to everything, guys? I could deal with the 90's being gone. Most of us now didn't even LIVE through that, so of course we can. The 2000's is pushing it, but we can forget that too.
But /WHY/ did things end in 2012?
The world already ended!
Nostradamus WAS right.
We were just too busy trying to prove if the world would end in our eyes, that we didn't see the real change.
What the fuck just happened?
I'm so confused.
Where do we go now?
Why is everything so boring?
Why do I feel like how I feel irl, on THE INTERNET NOW?
How do we fix it?
>>29173152
Bumpong anons elsewhere do the same
is there a place better than 4chan, faggots?
i wanna know too.
>>29173152
>move along
>wonder balls
>ed edd and eddy
Those were the fucking days, man. Good shit.
I FUCKING LOVE LILY CHOUCHOU
who's mentally ill here?
>tfw when extremely paranoid and massive autist
Let me guess, you're self-diagnosed?
>>29173139
kek, i bet he is
>>29173132
DEPRESSION
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Anyone here who has very severe social anxiety, how have you gotten jobs or income?
Also how do you deal with idiots telling you to keep putting yourself in uncomfortable situations if the experiences don't help you?
I don't know
originale origami
I drink a few beers before work. Makes me slightly more social and willing to put up with shit for the beginning of my shift at least.
Grocery store jobs are the best for socially anxious people. You can build experience dealing with the general public and eventually you realize they're all dumb motherfuckers and you have nothing to be afraid of.
Some robot browsing from the Third World?
>Mother kidnapped by the guerrillas, she never returned
>I could never apply to a scholarship to escape of this place for my bad education
>Shitskin
>>29172953
Damn where are you from anon? Sorry to hear that
>>29172981
I am Colombian.
>>29172953
What the fuck is this map
>Saudi Arabia and other oil states third world
>northern african nations not second world
>Greenland somehow third even though no people actually live there aside from a handful of funded researchers
>Korea third world
>americucks still thinking they're part of the first world
0 out of 10, literally apply yourself.
My cat caught me petting my dog and now he's ignoring me
guys what do I do my cat hates me
Iim gonna cry wtf guys help
My dubs will grant you strength
>>29172960
and my axespoiler
Take a shit on your dog but make sure your cat sees it
I have a problem robots, everyone usually has dreams like wanting to be an astronaut and so on but I wanted to be a whore.
And I mean it, a whore, you know? having to meet clients, have sex with them, receive the cash put on my clothes and move on to the next one.
This is not a healthy dream, I understand it. I think it was all the porn, being lonely all my life
and the fact I have no skills whatsoever other than taking dick.
The thing is, I still have a little part of me that says this is wrong, I shouldn't do that to myself and should try to lead a decent life instead.
Can you guys make me stop wanting to be a whore? What can I do to move on?
Whores are only good in 2D.
3DPD is disgusting. Not to mention all the diseases that can be spread.
>>29172924
>I have no skills whatsoever other than taking dick
There's no choice but to become a whore. Now fuck off turbo slut and hop on some fat 40 year old's dick.
>>29172924
Do you have no other aspirations whatsoever? Sleep on it for a while, and if nothing better comes up, you might as well. What you can expect to actually get out of it largely depends on who you are and where you intend to do it.
Elliot liked to engage in self improvement by reading at Barnes & Noble, he sometimes spent upwards of 12 hours per day there.
>>29172917
And people still believe he didn't try in life and expected everything to be handed down to him.
>>29173197
Those people are ignorant fools who did not read his literary masterpiece 'My Twisted World'
>reading
>self improvement
No. Reading is just mental masturbation. Self improvement requires actually doing things with what you learn, which Elliot never did.
Which monster girl would be the most practical for a NEET to date?
The NEETs in /jp/ are always circlejerking over this one.
>>29172888
I don't know but I want spooder
The one with the cutest feet of course.
Godzilla looks like a brisket now.
I just want to know what they were thinking with those arms
>>29172779
That fanart just screams edge.
>>29172801
Original one had little arms too.
>women consider this 10/10
I've given up on trying to understand women.
That Fucker lurks on /pol/
>>29172759
take a picture of yourself making that face, at that angle, with crew cut dyed blonde hair.
>hint: you probably won't look as good as the lad in your picture, cuck
>>29172759
Not a fag but his face is symmetrical. He also isn't an ugly beast like eggman. The problem is he looks beta. If it weren't for his fame he would be only a step above elliot.
Kinda new to this place and I'm already loving it, I want to tell you a story that happened back in highschool a few years back. first greentext so dont be harsh.
>be me in the 11th grade in highschool
>ask this one chick in my class on a date
>7/10 nothing special
>she tells me her parents are out for the week
>implies that we do the nasty instead of going out for coffee
>FUCKING GETTING PUSSY TONIGHT
>she gives me her address to meet at her place after school
>yousonofabitch.jpg
>she lives on the other side of town
>get real pissed off cuz I gotta transit bus there
>didnt bring money
>starts panhandling my friends for bus money
>school almost coming to an end and still no luck
>probably might cancel cuz no money for bus
>poverty.wmv
>nopussyfortonight.exe
>just when all hope was lost
>my legit austistic friend heard about my problem
>says he has a handful of bus tickets cuz retard benefits
>took 5
>school ends and I walk to the bus stop
>start dicking around with phone to kill time
>bus arrives
>walks in and gives ticket to bus driver
>"excuse me, do you have a disability?"
>*checks bus ticket*
>ticket literally reads
>admission for special needs student
>SHEEEIIIIT
>start stuttering like a dumbass to play it off
>"I h-h-have a s-speech imp-p-pediment"
>bitch doesnt buy it and tells me to get off
>gotta wait for next bus
>Tell myself I gotta go full retard if I want to get pussy
>>29172755
you won't be able to leave
>Tell myself I gotta go full retard if I want to get pussy
>starts phone-ing around with my dick to kill time
>next bus arrives
>at this point I just sorta lost all respect for myself
>hop on bus with a retarded limp
>start doing the whole hand hitting shoulder mannerism
>TIMMEH!!.png
>drop the ticket on floor and act like im throwing a full on retard temper tantrum
>bus guy picks it up and literally ushers me to a seat
>MFW I was given the retard seat with straps and everything
>MFW the bus driver strapped me on and a bunch of people were staring
>at this point if I didnt get pussy I woulda killed someone
>after 35 minutes of agonizing retard mannerisms I arrive
>start yelling and shit to get the bus driver to let me off
>bus driver unbuckles me from the contraption and gives me this empathetic smile
>walk out the bus like I had a stick up my ass and head twitch bullshit
>well pretty much just got to her place and ate pizza pockets and fucked for abit
>it was pretty worth it
The shit we guys do for pussy eh?
>>29172790
is this bait or are you just a faggot normie?
this is /r9k/ in a nutshell
>>29172743I don't get it
roboblox
>>29172743
We're afraid to get wet.
>>29172883
Why wouldn't you be?
I don't want to get wet
>tfw you realise that some of the anons you conversed with in the past when you visited this site have passed away
>tfw some of the images in your folders were created by dead people
>tfw you realize you assign kind of a default personality template to everyone you talk to on 4chan based on what they post
>tfw realize people actually vary wildly in life experiences and perspectives and you know virtually nothing about any of them at all, your entire construction of them in your mind is a delusion
>tfw you will never know what all of these people you've talked to are really like
>>29172727
> tfw you feel your experience and views are unique
> tfw you live the same bland, predictable life as thousands of others
at least im not a normie
>>29172727
>tfw you're not an anglo and post on all kinds of english speaking websites
>tfw many of these faggots are actually racist against you but they just don't know who you are
>tfw they'd automatically reject you based on your accent
Fuck off you cunts.
