>tfw another christmas spend without a black qt
Why even live?
How hard can it be to bring over some african girl looking for a better life?
>>25248579
where do i meet such girl?
one day..one day
>trying to quit alcohol
>going very well
>family keep trying to force me to drink
>don't want to tell them I am a recovering alcoholic
>they start getting very annoyed at me for not drinking
>holding glass up to my face all screaming "DRINK DRINK DRINK"
>still didn't do it
>akward silence
"nah i feel a bit ill, gonna pass on that today"
Iv'e found that kinda shit is the best to get people off your back if you dont want to tell them you're recovering
Honestly you should have never let yourself become an alchy.
>>25248544
Good luck, you can do it.
I've gone from drinking 6 pack/bottle of red wine a day to max 2 drinks in a month.
What's the difference in interaction between guys girls like, and one's they don't?
Interest & no interest
>>25248520
Explain
FUCK OFF ROBOT. LET ME POST. RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I notice this at work.
All the girls sucker up to the one chad there.
They'll all actively approach him, flirt with him, ect. Some even ask him out, he'll say no but THEY WILL STILL KEEP FLIRTING WITH HIM
Sure they'll converse with any other guy in the store, but the second he walks into the room every other guy gets ignored and they all flock around him. Even the cowrkers who are a "couple," she will flock to chad while he just sits there like the beta he is. Its kinda funny desu.
If girls don't notice you they'll just...
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If you are a manlet, you will never succeed in life.
>Girls will never love you
>You will never receive fair pay
>You will always be deferred for roles and jobs
>You will always be laughed at and mocked by people, even your supposed associates
>If you try to call out on the heightist problems you will be treated like a joke
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>tfw 5'6 and none of this applies to me
>>25248516
>tfw 5'7 and all of this applies to me
If you think you don't have a massive(yep) disadvantage as a manlet you're lying to yourself
>>25248461
Putin is a manlet, Anon.
Think about it 8)
/r9k/ fucking help me
I been having tooth pain for the past month and it's so bad I think suicide is the only answer. I can't get dental insurance until next month. Advil, moltrin, etc does not fucking work. Vodka doesn't work anymore, (used to swish it to stop the pain). Mouth wash works for a minute then it goes back to hurting. I just don't know what to do, it's so bad I had maybe 2-3 hours of sleep in the 2-3 days. I couldn't even enjoy christmas today with my loved ones.
Someone please help me, I really em thinking of just blowing my head off.
Do you own a gun?
>>25248458
You ever see Castaway with Tom Hanks?
Percocet
Convincemeto do anal with mygf.
Why would I want to put my dick in there?
Fuck off
Go back to b
>>25248401
To express dominance over her
>>25248401
To tell the shit in her anus who's boss and show it that your dick can go in AND out.
>tfw aint never had no gf
That's a double negative
By saying you "ain't never had no gf" you're saying that you've never not had a gf.
Please work on your grammar
>>25248348
triple negative actually, please work on your grammar senpai
>>25248348
Missing the joke. This is why you have no friends.
So robots, what did you get for christmas? Who gave it to you?
Pic related, pannini maker hardcore, from my nephew
>>25248311
you look creepy as fuck, dude
Are you sure you didn't get a printer?
>>25248324
Any half dressed old man looks a certain way, i live in arizona and its hot so fuck you. I ride a harley.
who /nice teeth/ here?
would rather have nice face with bad teeth desu familia
>>25248110
nice teeth it's essential for a nice face senpai
>>25248145
most fat people i know have nice teeth
i still wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole
are you fat?
Tay tay thread? More like this is appreciated
I think we've had too many recently. The commoners are starting to get tired of having to compare their measly selves to her majesty all the time.
I don't find her sexually attractive at all, but I kind of want to Drake her and tell her that everything's going to be all right and maybe make her a sandwich
>having a mainstream waifu
Let me start this story by letting you all know that i am not by any means a huge chad myself. English is also my 3rd language, so don't go complaining about my grammar cause i don't plan on re-reading this 25 times.
The other day i was waiting for a delayed bus to a neighbour city, around 60km distance (visiting my mom for the holidays).
As i waited, surround by 40 or so complete strangers, i notice this cute natural red-haired girl who was also going to take the same bus. Not thinking anything else about her other than "damn she is a qt3.14"...
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>>25248041
I say "Oh, cool, i should also be back by then".
After that i ask her in which part of town she lives in (this is important, big city), she says "kinda far south" and i go like "oh, too bad, it prob won't work, i live in the far north..." she goes like "Haha, no worries, i'll meet you up... add me on facebook, my name is redacted redacted (this is also kinda important i guess, she is interested)". I add her up, kiss her on the cheek and go on my way. Before...
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>>25248100
i think ur over thinking and u need to be a man. if u feel confident talking to her on the 4th, do it. if not then talk to her now. what girls hate are guys that dont know what theyre doing. just keep in mind that it never hurts to wait, but you can fuck everything up now.
Bump it actually took me a while to write those
>liking girls based solely on their appearances
and you wonder why girls end up acting like sluts
>>25247969
What the hell else is there to like?
>>25247969
>based solely on their appearances
when will these meme end?
how can you be expected to be physically attracted to something that isn't physically attractive?
there's a word for people you like but don't want to fuck
friends
This is my problem. I find a lot of girls pretty but I'm a real asshole when it comes to personality (cynical, i take jokes too far, etc) so it's come down to trying to forget about women for what could be the rest of my life. Who else /deepend/ here?
tfw you currently don't have a crush on anyone
It's an empty feel.
>>25247857
Tfw iktfb
>>25247857
I kinda know what you mean. I sometimes just pick a random cute girl in my college classes to crush on cause not having one feels weird.
It's better than being an orbiter and not having a crush will get you far
>loser loner virgin with a schizoid personality disorder
>spend a lot of time studying numerology and occultism due to boredom
>start doing LSD
>use these experiences to make myself interesting, make some predictions about people using blatantly obvious tells, stalk them and study their internet profiles so I know about their histories
>Convince a Christian Stacy with big tits I could talk with her dead father using info...
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gool story bro
Can you contact ayyliens?
I'm a wizard but I have too many morals to have an easy wizard life
Hello Anon, the cake is ready. Are you ready to meet my family? My Dad might give you that job I was talking about. They will love you. Cause I love you. Soon we will get married and... You are my dream come true.
thanks love merry christmas
Why are you dressed like a whore honey?
don't do this man...