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Daily reminder that there's no way to get out of this hole
>>25246110
Watch me faggot
>>25246110
you can change the way you think it is very difficult to by oneself however, usually trained psychologists/psychotherapists need to involved to some degree, brainwashing is an effective tool
>>25246110
you wouldn't know if anyone got out of here because they wouldn't be here telling you about it.
checkmate
>tfw have a beautiful gf whom I fuck every three days, a gorgeous gf, easily 8/10 with a big ass and tight innie pussy
>tfw I creampie her pink pussy every time and she loves me to no end
>tfw still craving cocks and flirting online with fat old men, sometimes taking videos of myself riding a 8" realistic dildo without showing my face so they can jerk off to me
It's so wrong yet so good.
Fuck off normalshit
>>>/lgbt/
>>25246088
buy a god damned strap-on
next
>>25246088
I sort of know the feeling. But i'd rather take a robot from here and teach him how to be my personal buttslut, instead of being the slut myself. Even after getting a gf, i think about it
who here listened to Tyler when they were younger. He made the pain go away... but now he sucks and i have no one to listen to. im too depressed my doctor said im fine but i get sad sometimes you know?
bieber's new album is legit fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyEuk8j8imI
>>25245874
I only know one song of him. Yonkers.
But yeah, I think to remember that he was seen as the next big thing. But is it just me not following these trends enough or is he less successful these days?
nigger-loving underage pls go
I want to tell you guys a story.
One day while in class, a normie-like classmate of mine was caught on his laptop browsing /r9k/ by his Chad friends. Naturally, being the alpha males that they are, the Chads took possession of the mouse and started clicking on all the threads. After that, everyone in the class orbited around that one laptop.
What followed was a slew of insults thrown at that normie-like classmate of mine coming from the normies, the Chads and the Stacies, for browsing a board with so many gay threads, so many racist threads, so many misogynist threads. That was what he was labelled as for the rest of high school (yes, he was underage). And for that one moment, robots, do you know how I felt? I felt happy. Because I wasn't the one being insulted unfairly, I wasn't the one being treated like crap.
On that day, a normie's life was ruined, and a robot experienced happiness for a second. Perhaps that normie, now a 18 or 19-year old robot, is still browsing this board. Perhaps he's reading this thread right now, bitter about how his life turned out and cursing himself for browsing /r9k/ in public when he should have been doing the assignment the teacher told him to do before he left the room.
Stay safe robots.
>>25245830
> Stay safe robots
Why would we be in danger? Think before you type Fucking retard. Delete this shit thread
>>25246039
Don't be autistic in public is the message.
>>25245830
I'll take things that didn't happen for $1000 Alex
who /HighFunctioningAutismMasterrace/ here?
>autism gives me superior intelligence
>high functioning so i'm self aware
>high functioning so no one realizes i have autism
>good at repetitive tasks and routines so i excel in self improvement
>obsession with my interests so i end up mastering them
just LOL @ you pathetic neurotypicals
How does depression a affect you? It doesn't immobilize you in anyway? I would love to master my hobbies, but I have no one in my life to share them with and can barely get out of bed.
>tfw legit full-blown autism symptoms out the ass
>tfw somehow also empathetic and self-aware
>tfw bootcamped myself from a complete retard autismo to a fairly socially adroit guy
>tfw it's all self-conscious and self-directed so i can continue to adjust and improve my social skills while normies hit their ceiling because they are running on unconscious/innate ability
>tfw somehow becoming almost alpha after 20+ years of being an excluded repulsive sperg
>tfw every single minor social encounter feels rewarding and interesting because i can still remember what it was like to be the old me
>tfw every one is an opportunity to try new stuff
>tfw i befriend every person i meet and end up having wonderful conversations with them
>tfw watching normies and chads ruin all their opportunities to make a shopkeeper laugh or subtly have social chemistry with a stranger, because they've been operating on instinct for so long
>tfw watching normies and chads treat strangers like shit and not notice that the stranger noticed and is now treating them differently in return
>tfw autistically modulating the responses of everyone i meet, monitoring to make sure they get the impression of pleasantness that i want to give
>tfw get free shit and special favors all the time
>tfw normies start at level 25 and coast in mid-level areas their whole lives not doing much else, maybe pushing to level 30 at best
>tfw i started at level 1 with no gear and had to actually git gud
>tfw no level cap
>>25245786
>tfw the staceys can smell my autism
>tfw I can only interact with men
>tfw not gay
Kill me please.
Anons, is it safe to pump filtered water into your boypussy? I got hooked doing that because I want to keep my butt clean in case some cute boy wants to pound it.
I use tender soap to clean the insides and then just pump in like 10-20 ml of water... Feeling it filling your insides is unforgettable but I'm concerned if this is even safe and healthy. Help me, anon?
>>25245695
tap water would be find, anything you would eat is fine
not sure about the soap
don't accidentally pour scalding hot water in your ass
You're just a disgusting tranny. I don't even know why you bother posting an anime pic of a girl, because it's not what you are. You are a disgusting failure. The only "men" interested you are bottom of the barrel skinnyfat dorks with no options except for desperation. Think about it, people are LITERALLY so repulsed by you that they'll have no qualms with bashing your head with a rock if given the chance.
So please do yourself a favor and consider sleeping on some train tracks.
>>25245695
Good question op. This requires a high quailty pic of said ass for proper analyses and thesis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFLv9eKyCI
The original recordings were remade by other speakers, but the information, the words are the ones of the real captives.
These recordings are out of the video simulation "Mothership Zeta" (Zeta Riticuli one of the names the Grey Aliens are known under).
They put the whole truth into these as fictional presented video games in order to get the truth out without causing panic. To slowly acclimate humanity to the reality of our situation.
The alien agenda is about creating a grey/reptilian alien - human hybrid masterrace that is supposed to rule over humanity in the alien new world order.
If humanity should accept these hybrids, human free-will and freedom will end forever.
ive met the reptilians. theyre not so bad
>>25245657
Yeah, they sure are great guys, raping and eating human beings!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWs1JC073vM
Ever heard of deep underground millitary bases and the like? People being abducted and brought to these places then experimented on by greys alongside human military personnel. It's hard to believe but at the same time I can't fathom so many people would just happen to make up and imagine such similar scenarios happening with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpSvVhAA3qY
need help robots.
Since I was a kid (like 4-6 years old) I developed an unhealthy taste for blood, death and things like that. I did tons of drawings of, um, creatures suffering pain, blood all over the paper, broken bones... My parents didn't care about that, in fact they thought I had a great imagination. I never had good friends, and neither now.
At that age, I liked watching a program about murders and crimes every morning at 8 AM, it's called Forensic Files, I think you know about it.
So, at age 11 I discovered the Deep Web. I always loved Computer Technology so I didn't have much trouble entering it. But it was disappointing. VERY DISAPPOINTING.
I was expecting snuff and extreme gore since I read tons of urban legends on the Internet, things like Daisy's Destruction. But you know, I was young and impressionable.
I entered websites like bestgore.com, because I like that shit. At that time I didn't think it would be bad. No, I knew that people do not like snuff, neither gore and more shit. But I thought that as they don't know, everything is fine.
It's been years and I kept doing the same crap, but it was now when I realized I might have a problem. I often think that I would not mind killing someone... But as long as there are not legal consequences. You see, I'm a fucking coward after all.
I feel the need to try. Cutting flesh, bones, feeling that kind of stuff.
I was wondering if I might have some kind of mental illness. Thanks for your time and help.
>>25245494
>I was wondering if I might have some kind of mental illness.
Yes. Seek professional help.
i tortured small animals from about 8-14
>>25245494
>I was wondering if I might have some kind of mental illness
gee I wonder why, you probably have got something. I mean, you say you wouldn't mind killing a person, but do you have a strong desire to kill someone? If so please see a therapist or talk to someone you can trust about it.
>WM/AF couples
>white men always trying to muh dick asian men
>they're still cucks either way
http://www.xvideos.com/video8671005/bbc_for_china_wife_3
http://www.xvideos.com/video8747076/her_first_bbc_fucks_asian_wife_harder
The cuck threads will never stop
>tfw we'll never stop fighting each other
>Tfw i used to be the posting asian on BBC porn
>tfw now i've spread that illness onto op
kek
>>25245503
it's in the white mans nature to be a cuck
Why are normies hyped about the new year?
>>25245458
easy lays
>>25245458
Because it's 2016, I mean COME on.
>>2524545
2015 signalled something new.
Something disastrous, but also something good.
We must take the good path for 2016 and beyond, we can't fuck this up
2010-current is the Cuck Era, and we need to end this
Who do you side with?
>>25245454
>busty titpig
>vs honest pure American girl Taylor
>>25245454
taylor swift is an assless lesbian albino string bean
Definitely Tay. I think Katy's a qt too.
I opened my Facebook and one of the trash whores posted this shit? Are normies trying to ruin the world meme now?
>>25245303
This is the most nonsensical picture I've seen in awhile. That's saying something for r9k.
Ask if she wants to be your meme slut. Maybe you'll get lucky.
>>25245303
>>25245336
> implying it's not pretty funny
ironic memes are a normie thing now, we have to either go post-ironic or revert back to enjoying coolface. Personally I'm just sticking to my right wing stuff that they can't touch like Donald Trump.
I lost my TS/Shemale/Futa virginity yesterday evening - I've always had a femdom fetish and that coupled wit years on 5chins turned me onto a chick with a dick fetish. I've been working myself up to it for about 3 years and decided "fuck it, just do it". Met pic related in London for about 1.5 hours yesterday, cost 200GBP.
>emailed Isabella a couple of days before and arrived the date of Christmas eve as this was her last day working for a while
>had a couple of vodka and oranges as I was nervous, came a bit early and phoned her to say I was there, she said no problem and to just come up
>she opened the door to her place and holy shit she was really hot - very feminine, very voluptuous, and 100% passed
>I had been worried before that she wouldn't be totally passable and I'd have to say "sorry, I'm not into this", but she just looked like a very attractive woman
>she kissed me on the lips and told me to come in
>bit of small talk and I gave her the envelope with her money in it
>she told me to sit on the sofa in the living room and went into the kitchen to get us both drinks (and count the money, I assume)
>she comes back with two glasses of red wine and sits next to me, close enough that her leg is touching mine
>I'm getting stiff already
>we chit-chat a bit and she's touching the inside of my leg
>she tells me she's mostly a top and doesn't usually bottom in her personal life, but is happy to do so for me "if it goes that way"
>she gets close and starts deep-kissing me
>I'm diamond hard now
>we break off kissing, she smiles, takes me hand and move it to the inside of her dress guiding my hand to her cock
>her cock is literally 2 thirds of the way down her thigh, rock hard, and insanely thick - its shape is poking through her dress
>I just said "oh wow"
>her ad said she was 24cm, which is 9.5" - I had assumed she was greatly exaggerating but nope
>she hikes her dress up and her monster cock is exposed, already glistening with precum at the tip
>she gives me another kiss on the lips and says "on your knees", I do as she says and she puts her hand behind my head and guides it to her cock
>I suck her off for about 10 minutes
>she tells me to stop as she doesn't want to cum yet
>she leads me to the bed room and playfully pushes me onto the bed
>she sits on my stomach straddling me and puts her tits in my face, smothering me for a few seconds then put her nipple in my mouth and tells to suck it gently
>I do this for a while and she changes breast, she seems to like it a lot
>I can feel her cock on my stomach and chest, I can feel her pulse through her cock
>she tells me that she is going to fuck me hard and I just nod
>I was quite nervous about it as I've never really practised and didn't expect her to be as big as she is
>she puts a condom on and takes lube off the bedside cabinet and lubes both her cock and puts a lubed finger in my butt crack
>"So you're really an anal virgin then . . . you know this is going to hurt a lot?" I just nod. She grins and says, "I really mean it. And once I start fucking your ass I'm not going to stop, even if you cry about it" This turned me on a lot
>She told me to turn onto my stomach
>she straddled me just on the mid-upper thighs
>she put the head of her cock on my hole and swirled the head around, pushing into me, it took her about five minutes to get the head past the sphincter
>she told me "this is going to hurt, but you're doing it for me, ok?"
>she pushed my cheeks apart and lowered her hips into it, not fast but with a constant force
>I was shaking a bit as it hurt like a motherfucker - still hurts, actually
>she laid on top of me and I could feel her tits squishing up on my back, she kissed me on the neck and after about a minute started to slowly withdraw and then go back in, she did this for about five minutes and spoke to me reassuringly
>I could feel her cock push hard against my prostate - it felt like she was up against my belly button
>>25245229
OP is a faggot baka desu
>she asked "Just gentle or harder?" I said "whatever you prefer"
>she speeds up gradually until she is fucking me like a pornstar - this was hot but 90% pain and 10% pleasure
>I ask to switch position so she tells me to lay on my side, she gets behind me, puts the head of her cock against me and pushes in while pulling my hips towards her
>I gasp as it was not nearly as gentle as before
>she kisses my shoulder and bites it a little, starts pumping hard again
>she reaches around and starts jerking me off
>I don't really want to cum yet as I wanted to fuck her too, but she gave an amazing handjob + the pressure on my prostate meant I came in about two minutes
>I shot my load in three spurts - I don't think I've ever came so hard
>she slows down a lot and whispers that she's just edging but that I'm "not done yet"
>she pulls out, tells me to get on my back
>she takes off the condom, straddles my chest and puts about 3 inches of her cock in my mouth, I fondle her tits while sucking her
>after a couple of minutes she takes my head in her hands and begins to pump her hips
>I gag a little as her head is entering my throat in and out
>she withdraws a little and shoots a really big load over my tongue, she says "be good boy and swallow it", and I do and she giggles a little
>she hugs up next to me and snuggles for a while
Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
I've never understood why they're hated
ive been down to the bottom of every bottle
>>25245225
Because that shit is the most uninspired bland shit and it somehow got popular
when i was a teenager everything had meaning. art spoke to me, music, film, writing. i could read and write and feel like it was super meaningful. now i'm used to it all and apathetic, like i just want to get everything over with.
why does this happen?
Life is a carousel that you are bound to as it continously wears and brakes down.
>>25245150
I feel the same way. I'm a published author, but my work doesn't carry the same candor it once did.
>>25245150
How often do you masturbate?
blox
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