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How come that Jazz has turned into a music for old white men?
>tfw Christmas again and my drunken father begins to play Jazz music and giving 45 min speeches about Charlie Parker, until my mother gets angry and tells him that the music is too loud and that she can't stand it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Negro
>>25242249
Thanks, that sounds interesting.
>who were so dis-enthralled with what they saw as a conformist culture, that they adopted black culture as their own
But I'm not sure if that was more than a niche.
Because there isn't really much love for "black culture" other than Jazz music.
To adopt all of a black culture as their own sounds more like a modern phenomenon of white-guilt people. And these white-guilt hipsters usually don't listen to Jazz.
>>25242300
A lot of beatnik hipster types from back in the day grew up to be racists or classist because they have the ability to do so they are white after all its like a cloak.
Anyways yeah blacks created a lot of music that weird people are like whoa shit and love it.
What I was trying to illustrate is that generationaly you're following in your families footsteps of noncomformity
Fuck Christmas, there I said it. Stupid worthless holiday that you can't escape and only encourages normalfag behaviour. All I need is is my Chinese cartoons.
I also am no longer a fan of Christmas, and would like to have sex with all the Love Lives.
Are you ready to explain to grandma how your "waifu" thing is actually a Chinese cartoon? Will be pretty awkward at the Christmas dinner table.
>>25242215
Me on the right.
Teehee this photo was taken ten minutes after I got up, natural beauty boys :3
>Fap: feel bad
>don't fap: feel horny
How do you deal with this anons?
Don't fap too often.
Have sex with my loving gf instead.
>>25242223
Fuck you normie get out !
REEEEEEEE
So 5 months ago I posted about how I wanted to smoked out my robot 18 year old boy coworker who i bullied relentlessly well I did. In his Marijuana induced stupor he aggressively made out with me and fingered me roughly with his big neanderthal hands anyways. Over the last 5 months I give him weed or he gives me money for weed and he violently ravages my body and also asks to look at memes.
What have i done
I'm a grill btw
>>25242167
you turned him into a chad, gj. no sarcasm u did a good thing.
Op here again.
This is my first young dude neet experience are all young dudes this uh aggressive
>>25242204
Testosterone is a hell of a drug
Choose two:
>poor
>boring
>ugly
Poor and boring honestly. Looks are everything, you'll get far in life if you look good.
I'm already all three of these
>>25242171
But you'll be poor and boring
Thanks for coming to the interview anon and taking interest in this entry level position, please have a seat. We are just going to ask you a couple of question and get to know each other. Please just start off telling us about yourself and than we will get to the questions.
>Can you please describe three situations in the past were you saw discrimination and how you dealt with it?
>Can you please tell us a funny joke and incorporate the job you are interviewing for , as an ice-breaker.
>Can you please describe to us your 3 biggest faults?
>Tell us 3 times in your life you have Regretted something you did.
>If you were an animal what animal would you be? Explain?
>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
>How would you communicate with someone who comes up to you and neither speaks the same language?
>Can you please sing us a song that you believe best describes your life?
>Can you please explain this gap in employment?
>When you first came in we all introduced ourselves and said our full names, Can you in order from left to right please restate our names?
>Ok Anon last question, you have 10 minutes for a closing statement on why we should consider you for this position.
It's christmas, just imagine i replied with edgy responses as a substitute for actual humor
Interviewers are scumbags
>>25242471
Just remember they're more scared of you than you are of them
Cucked again. Why do I keep trusting women when I know how treacherous they are? Please hold me buddies..
>>25242018
>being in a relationship
>ever
LMFAO
>thread on Christmas
Am I not the only person this happened to?
>>25242032
It wasnt even a relationship yet but we said we were going to be loyal to each other
Which dress should I get?
>that american forehead
>>25242001
The one that is more sheer.
Lol what happened to her face in the right pic, did she get stung by a bee or something?
I lost 3 years of my life to heroin.
And 5 years to a methadone program to get me off.
Just about same, at least the heroin part. I'm still on suboxone and afraid to get off.
jacqueline mcafferty
I betcha it was hard to even type the word, wasn't it junkie? A vision momentary came into your mind: That moment of pure bliss when the needle goes in and all your troubles go away. I bet you know where to get it too. One more time won't hurt. You're clean, it won't be the same. Have it be a Christmas gift to yourself.
>he has a facebook account
not even fucking trolling, that's normie garbage tier faggot. fucking close the account now and free yourself.
fucking reeeee is not enough for this shit. fucking stop being apart of the cancer. go deactivate that fucking account now.
i love facebook.
I made my Facebook account in like 2007 and deleted that shit in about 2011.
People still use it? That's hilarious.
>>25241860
i have two facebook accounts
does that make me a normie?
keep in mind theyre both fake and im only using them for stalking purposes
Fembots/gaybots, do I have a nice ass for a guy?
My girlfriend has a thing for big asses on men, and I'm hoping that mine is good enough.
considering you are fat, it doesn't really matter
>>25241915
I'm not fat though anon.Just stocky and wide.
>>25241935
Take shirt off to prove it
>nigger
>5' 2and a half''/1.59 m(manlet prince)
>NEET
>ugly as fuck
>he didn't have a BBC accordying to many
>shitty hair
>drug addict
>anti-social attitude
>poor (he became rich later and then he became almost poor again)
>owned a lot of guns and trained with them often
>faggot voice
>criminal
And then he still:
>had tons of friends and enemies
>managed to fuck a lot of women in his life and had 7 children from six of them
>married for his last 4 years with an 8/10 who was loyal to him
>became the idol of Chads and Tyrones all over the world
What's your excuse?
>>25241826
> <6'0
>didn't talk to girls of my age for 5 years
what else
>>25241826
He didn't have:
>autism
>high inhibition personality
>low testosterone
which are 3 things robots have
>>25241878
protip: the 95% of yours doesn't have an excuse
you got the internet you got all the information needed to solve your problems, and the 90% of your problems could be solved growng a bit of balls
everything sucks
Well your mom does
At least it isn't Christmas, am I right?
>>25241855
Got some bad news for you senpai
Who /being told they look like Kylo Ren/ here?
Literally someone told me they thought of me when Kylo Ren took off the mask. Jesus Christ it ruined my holiday mood
Well post a pic and we'll tell you if you actually look like kylo ren or if the guy was just fucking with you
Sounds like you know what you need to do anon, But you don't know if you have the strength to do it.
Its up to you to kickstart the beta uprising
>>25241786
>told they look like Kylo Ren/
so you are jewish?
Merry Christmas, wagecuck.
We had a thread ealier, you missed it
What are you doing here? Get back to grandma already! No using the computer while she is visiting.
Fun fact: some wagecucks actually work ON Christmas... and they get a "bonus" for it... pffftt.. HAHAHAHAHAHA, nothing wagey won't do to chase the dollar, amirite? Why spend Christmas opening gifts and congregating with your family when you can scrub bossman's toilets for an extra 3.50 an hour?
