>At Christmas gatho with cousins and shit
>"Why dont you have a girlfriend Anon?"
>"Do you have a job?"
>"Have you got a car yet?"
>>25237918
Why did you agree to go in the first place?
>>25238101
This.
They tearin your ass up and you got no one to blame but you.
>>25237918
Those NEET threads ain't so fun now are they?
Not gonna lie to you guys, I still kinda enjoy memes.
Fishey fishaaaaay!
My go to
Good boy, Greg
ITT we post our list to santa
Xbox One because I can't bring my PC to college, GTAV, Razer Deathadder Mouse, new clothes, money
Hope, and a purpose
a rope and some bleach
Who /comfy christmas/ here?
>>25237816
That soup is shit. It has zero flavor.
>>25237943
yea well fuk yu mang, i aint got no time for no fancy soup le jua
>>25238001
Make you're own its 10x better than Campbell's.
Boil some noodles some noodles. Then: Pour in chicken and vegetable broths and stir in chicken, noodles, carrots, basil, oregano, salt and pepper. Done.
RicaCastle : 23samsic
bayriver : buttons
billyggg : hitheree
dustyta : pistols55
mr12345 : 123456
bayriver : buttons
billyggg : hitheree
tynanm : wisox102
DragonKing456 : LasVegas12
Nastygag10 : whatup10
Msanger016 : GoBlue52
blkoester17 : maxwell17
SrdanV : brazzsrdan
zestyut : tasootha
badwis : badger33
simmy87 : britney
hartster : ginola
Merry Christmas, /r9k/.
>>25237802
I don't need them but I'm sure someone will, bump for others
>>25239208
Same, merry christmas everyone. Bump.
>your account has been banned
>password is false
None works.
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Sanders 2016 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottleComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU AND YOUR POSSIBLE GF FUCK YOUUUU
>>25237795
I love this copypasta, do you have anymore anon?
>>25237795
Run, run far far away.
Ladies, you know how men call you roasties
a counter insult could be a softy
because you know soft cocks are disgusting
go about your business roasties
this is a pretty good idea desu senpai
also guys with big foreskins should be called smegies
REEEEEE SMEGIES
>>25237810
>>25237777
these are pretty weak 2b on est fampai
Any bots want to get a place together and live like Ders, Adam, and Blake?
Would totally do if not for the 99% chance of one of the anons being a complete lunatic
>>25237735
But Adam is a lunatic.
>>25237694
I want to make a robot New Years party. No joke.
sup /r9k/ I am going to be quitting my job january 1st to start a life in a van, I will see america mile by mile, work seasonal jobs, and finally be free
Why should i bring you with me?
>>25237669
Because I'll mooch off you and try to rape you everytime we get drunk. You'll be my bitch and when we're running low on cash you'll be the one sucking dicks for a full tank of gas. See you next week.
>>25237717
Going once
OP hold off on quitting and save up the paycheck money to get an RV
Trust me, it'll save you so much.
It's literally designed to be a house on the roads, and because most have outlets in them, you can bring a little TV or something and essentially live out your days in luxury
Car luxury at least
Who /thighs/ here?
>>25237642
no painted toe nails? disgusting
>>25237642
Who?
Muted for being high test I see.
>>25237642
those dirty fucking feet
jesus god damn christ get that thing away from me
>Home for Christmas
>My older cousin I rarely see is here and is really hot
>I don't try anything and barely talk to her just look
Doubt anything will happen and I'm okay with it, don't wanna mess stuff up.
Everyone here seems to get close to their cousins but nothing happens. Are there any stories of successful cousin fucking?
Oh my god you don't actually believe that trash do you, real talk please don't try to fuck your cousin, no matter how hot she is
>>25237666
/thread
it's all fiction man, this shit doesn't really happen
Not my cousin but nailed my aunt.
My mom died May 4 of this year. This is my first Christmas without her.
I still can't fucking believe it. Seriously. A part of me itches to pick up the phone and wish her a good day even now.
She had cancer. Starting in her esophagus and then ending up pretty much everywhere.
She went through so much chemo that she physically couldn't take any more. Her final few months were marked by what's been described to me as "unimaginable suffering", and she was so hopped up on meds that the last I spoke to her she could barely mutter that...
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>>25237551
>General Dead Parents Thread
>people who are this emotionally dependent on their families
>It's been like 8 months. When the fuck does it stop hurting
I hate to be the edge but people like you are insufferable pussies.
>>25237602
>clearly I've never had a parent die
When it happens, you'll see how hard it is Anon
well /r9k/ i asked for 1 gift and i got it and it's shit and it's all my fault, my mom spent $50 for the knowledge that this piece of shit sucks fucks
What gift senpai?
>>25237491
i don't wanna attract the stupid headphone fags but it was a headset.
i wanted to get one with a metal band so it would be able to fit my head. and it doesn't
and the sound quality is worse than my turtle beaches
>>25237513
You ate stupid as shit
Go order some superlux 668B's right now.
>look
>who
>came
>out
>of
>his
>cave
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25237466
>tfw family knocks on door
>open door slowly and poke head out
>they try to talk
>end conversation immediately and close door
dumb frogposter
>>>>>>>>/reddit/
>>25237466
unintelligent amphibian poster
Where would you put yourself on the /10 scale?
If you answered anything over 4 get the fuck out.
I really don't know, I've gotten mixed responses. I've heard gay guys tell me I'm extremely attractive, yet most girls think I'm absolutely hideous.
4 for looks
6 for personality
So rounded up, about a 5
You mean strictly by looks? I get rated 6/7...
If we're going by personality and everything I'd give myself a 3/10.