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Is there a reason I hate rich kids so much? I come from a middle class background here in America, and I can't stand the thought of kids my age who were born into wealth thinking of me as a 'peasant' or somehow inferior to them. Is my anger just jealousy? Do these people really live completely awesome lives without stress or any major complications? Is it fucked up for me to wish for a world where rich people are lined up and killed in the street?
You're just jealous of us, peasant. Have a nice Christmas, hah, poorfag
Marx pls leave
>>25233676
The world is fucked regardless of your wishes. nobody can hear you scream from inside yourself.
Do what you must. It's meaningless anyway.
I'll be manning the bar tonight. I'm back from the hospital from having that stroke...
I hope you all had a good Christmas Eve.
I hope you have another stroke.
>>25233693
Thanks anon, I was referring to the last time I manned the bar. I fell asleep and must've sleep typed(?)
Want any drinks?
>>25233673
hey barkeep,
a 9th rye & ginger for me tonight. my family hates me
IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS
WHO /EXCITED/ HERE?
The magic is dead
>live on west coast
>christmas is 2 1/2 hours away
>>25234149
This.
Life sucks.
>coworker says I owe him $3 for helping me when I was new
>know he's joking, but can only say I'm minimum wage so I can't afford to spend money
>he says he was just joking and that he has a mansion anyways
>I just smile and don't reply cuz I can't think of anything
is there hope for me?
>>25233633
I'm very witty. Coworker sounds like a dick. I have no idea how I'd respond to that at all, let alone being funny or quick witted.
>>25233633
Well I have dubs you fucking normie faggot
Would've been a nice response
I'd engage in the bantz here. Rag on him saying his help wasn't even worth 3 cents.
>opening Christmas presents
>biggest gift is actually something really small in a big box
>receiving Christmas presents at all
Normie
at least you got a gift...
>12 years old
>unwrap present
>it's a shirt
>in my head: awww it's just clothes
>22 years old
>unwrap present
>it's a shirt
>in my head: THANK YOU BABY JESUS
How do you spend your mornings, robots? Just curious.
You have any habits? Rituals? It's fine if you don't. Just share what your morning is normally like.
Me, I wake up, roll a D20 and based on the roll,I sorta guess how my luck is gonna be. I also go for a run so I can watch the sun rise from a hill near a highway I live by.
It's really nice.
I'm a creature of the night.
>>25233513
>How do you spend your mornings
shitpost and vidya for a couple more hours, then go to sleep when I'm tired enough to fall asleep before starting a terrible chain of thought
>wake up, stay in bed until I get tired of it
>get something too eat, make plans for the day
>fembot
>see robots complaining about how much attention and love women get
>while i sit here with the reality that I've never experienced being popular or getting hit on
>I've never felt sexy or attractive
>>25233507
You got a kik?
>>25233507
H-Hey. Want to grab a cup of coffee some time?We could both go to a cyber cafe near our area and talk through Skype, it'd be really cute!
>>25233507
lose some weight
have you tried to kill yourself r9k?
what did you do
I just got out of the hospital the other week because I tried to set myself on fire
>go to gas station
>pay for 10$ in gas
>take pump and pour gas all over myself
>lighter gets covered in gas
>apparently lighters dont work when wet
>fumble with lighter
>get tackled by some guy and pinned on the ground by people
>ambulance comes they spray me with a hose to get rid of gas
>taken to hospital
>>25233486
tried slitting my wrists in a sewer. was passed out when they found me. I made a call right before passing out so they could get the body as fast as possible and not scare anyone else down there but they got there too fast. got out a month ago.
>>25233486
>get tackled by some guy
Fucking NORMIES!
>>25233486
That must have been an interesting sight.
They probably tackled you because having an open flame around gas pumps probably isn't a good idea.
/r9k/ is slow as fuck tonight.
anyone /dexxin/ this christmas eve? just downed two bottles of gelcaps
nahh.. i'm IV H this xmas eve and xmas..
nothing quite like giving and getting sweet gifts while comfy as fuck on an ope nod.
then doing another shot then smoking pot then eating a delicious xmas dinner.
>>25233475
Took some lorazepam for the first time in a long while. Really fucking nice to finally relax after the pre-holiday craziness. Merry Christmas OP!
>>25233475
that's prove that r9k are filled with much more normies than it used to as we can see the real robot from the fake one that spend their time alone and are lonely on Christmas evening.
what's a fool-proof university major for an idiot to pursue
i wanted to do psychology but that's the equivalent of putting $80,000 in a big pile and setting it on fire
As a human resource development major, oh god just go this. It's awesome. Barely any dudes and you get special treatment, 60% hot girls, internships fall into your lap, and the coursework is a joke.
>>25233473
>i wanted to do psychology but that's the equivalent of putting $80,000 in a big pile and setting it on fire
that's absolutely not true
the university buildings' heaters would keep you warm for way longer
>>25233473
>the equivalent of putting $80,000 in a big pile and setting it on fire
no, it's not.
It's fully worth $80,000 if you network all your professors.
But every special snowflake nowadays goes to classes and that's it.
>tfw I'm going to get to worship my gfs feet and fap to them while theyre on my face
Ffffeeettt
>>25233357
source on the pic? oc comment
>>25234290
Absolutely no idea my family
I am losing the battle against nihilism robots. Everything is starting to fall apart as the meaningless value I place on things becomes apparent.
>"Hey Anon, what nice weather we are having!"
> Weather is neither good nor bad. We simply call weather that makes it difficult for us to survive bad while weather that is beneficial to our survival is good. Weather is simply weather, and it gives no heed to our notions of good or bad.
It's shit like this that making me lose it. Why am I self aware? In a universe of dead matter how can I exist? I wish I could feel Christmas like I did when I was a child. Now it is nothing to me. Everything is nothing to me. And that's why I'm here alone. Nihilism is the death of the human spirit. Not even the Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer movie is helping.
Who else feels like this? Is there ever hope of real meaning in life? Or will I continue to wither away until there is nothing left but a husk of what I once was.
Even now among nothing, I am still nothing. Thank you my teachers, and good night.
>>25233301
Two options
>Become one with the abyss
Or
>become one with the comsos
At least you're not sad.
>be me, 18 yo barely legal
>on break, so go down to florida to visit family
>decide to bike around my aunties neighborhood until we head out for dinner
>have about 2 hours to kill
>decide to stop at this red bridge and take some pics
>as I'm leaving, 8/10 blonde MILF approaches
>kindly smile at her and proceed to walk away
>as i approach the end of the bridge, she asks me how the lighting was for my pictures.
>use an iPhone so i tell her it was pretty shitty and to find a better spot
>tells me she has Canon Rebel T5I and it takes great pictures
>"well in that case you might be able to get some cool shots"
>turns out she's a yoga instructor and takes pictures of her various poses for Instagram.
>"I can help you out if you'd like, I'm a good photographer"
>complete bullshit bc half my pictures turn out looking like an autistic watermelon
>to my surprise, she smiles and says she really could use my help.
>ends up striking about 100 different poses while i take pictures of her
>raging boner can't even be concealed at this point.
>tells me she loves the shots and that she wishes she could have someone like me around to help her
>inform her I'll be in FL until the 28th, so I can help her whenever she needs it.
>watch as her eyes light up
>asks for my number
>amidreaming.mov
>give her my number and she shoots me a text so I can add her to my contacts
>end up riding down to a resort to take more pictures of her in front of various "artsy" elements.
>the whole time she touches me and says somewhat flirtacious things.
>realize im being seduced by a cougar and do nothing to stop it
Anyways, we ended up parting ways. Told me she'd text me if she needed anymore help after Christmas.
So, /r9k/ help me out. Do you think she's down or was she just using her available resources to get what she needed done?
I wanna fuck her but I'm not sure how to go about this with older women. I'm so turned on by her I'm getting a boner typing this.
pics related, part of our conversation.
Whoa, you really expect me to read all that shit?
Sounds like normie shit too. Kill yourself, faggot.
If by the 28 she hasn't texted you, literally ask her if she's dtf
>>25233267
yeah just say youre 'leaving town soon, lets get together'
How about a new kind of bingo? DEGENERATE BINGO! It's fun, fill it out. Autistic people love filling things out.
>>25233173
abcdefghhh
>tfw cant even win
AYYYY GOT MY SWAG ON
I have a story to tell you robots, now that I am no longer a robot.
All I ever needed to do is to admit that I felt lonely.
So fellow robots, cure your disease
>inb4 get away from my board normie chad REEEEE
that's a excuse because you're so self-centered that you don't want to admit that you are alone.
Just admit it, fellow robots. Post "The truth is... I feel lonely" and live with that in mind. I hope the best for you
>>25233142
HOW DOES THAT FUCKING FIX ANYTHING
I ADMIT I'M ALONE EVERY SINGLE DAY
>>25233142
this is so retarded and makes no sense
So you admitted you were lonely and a bunch of Chads and Stacies hung out with you and had sex with you out of pity, is that what happened?
