>how old you are
>how old you think you'll be when you kill yourself
>a little something about why you think this
>21
>32
>I'm getting so sick of just existing everyday, I don't want to do more either. I've never tried or had the motivation to want to try in my life. All the things that I truly want I feel are almost delusional tier, and even if they aren't, the...
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>>25232821
>how old you are
19
>how old you think you'll be when you kill yourself
19 - 23
>a little something about why you think this
Literally there's no hope for me.
I dislike being around people and I'm not willing to change that or improve myself.
20
No reason to kill myself, if I do that then I can't eat and play vidya anymore tbqh
>how old you are
25
>how old you think you'll be when you kill yourself
30
>a little something about why you think this
I'll stick around while I'm still young enough to fight should a happening ever occur and I have the opportunity to die more honorably than through suicide.
Hey faggots you ever thought about when you jizz and rub it around your hands like a good ol lotion, it disappears?
What happens?
Are the small juzz cells penetrating my poor skin cells? :(
>Is that considered self raping?
In Islam they say the punishment for masturbating is having a pregnant hand in the afterlife, scary thought
It doesn't disappear, it dries up / is stretched thin
Sperm cells don't penetrate the outer layer of skin
>>25232805
He's lying some dries up but other infiltrates the skin
I should cut off my tongue.I'm afraid to talk to anyone. Writing to people is easier.So I should just become a mute.
Everyone thinks your a idiot if your scared to talk.That you should feel ashamed. But if your mute your just disabled and people have to give sympathy towards you.
Anyone else feel that way too?
>>25232655
>cut off my tongue
It would be extremely painful
I used to think this, but I was even more afraid of being "that guy who never talks in person and does all his communication by email and text"
So basically I never email or text anyone and make a bit of an effort to talk a little bit in person
>>25232672
This or suicide and suicide seems a lot more painful and terrifying.
help i've been possessed by a ghost and can only communicate through shitposting please send help
Han Solo, killed by his son Kyle Ren
>>25232633
Why isn't Kyle's last name Solo?
>>25232664
because star wars that's why
>Be me
>Christmas eve
>Always quiet at work, good looking enough that the girls there liked me at first but no longer
>Chat with qt.13 and get the courage to try to friend her on shitty facebook account
>Rejected instantly
Fucking christ, I always had this secret worry that she smiled at me a lot because she was afraid of me and didn't know what else to do, like a little kid. Guess that was true. If she...
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I am too damaged for this world. I get worse and worse, not because of my own laziness but because of the war in front of me and the war inside my head. I am in hell, I always have been.
>>25232601
Got it betaness, I don't care, I never send friend requests though. I figure if they know me and want to be friends, they'll do it. I only have sent one FR in the last few years and that was to a girl I knew liked me back. Didn't work out, but we did hang out once because of it.
>>25232816
Meant to say call not got
help
please help me
What do you want? Just to talk? I'll talk, but I've learned that the more you get to know people, the worse you feel after.
>>25232591
i love you man
i need help too
nobody can help you
EVER
What are some fairly unknown/cult classic games that you love?
What do you guys think of pic related?
>>25232550
pathfinder desu lol senpai
That's one of my favorite games.
Gothic is another hidden gem, although that's slightly more popular than Vampire.
Masterpiece senpai
>"Hi son. Why are you staring at Mommy like that?"
I wish my mommy looked like that. My mom is a fat Spanish lady now.
Mommy thread? Mommy thread
>>25232508
Mom, that angle makes your head looks disproportionate to your body.
Can we have some greentext for xmas?
>feb 2015
>Be loser weeaboo that has no friends, working shit retail job living with parents
>Only place to make friends is online or at anime cons
>one day start talking to girl on okc (a cancerous site I know)
>Decide to meetup at local anime con later in the mont
>hit it off right away, every second with her is pure bliss
>anyways...
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cont
>nail the interview I am confident that I got the job but will not know for sure till next week
>drive 4 hours to her city, she takes me everywhere in her city, we ride the bus everywhere and hold hands and all that sappy romantic shit :^)
>We finish the day by cuddling and watching movies on the couch at her place
>after a few hours of this I go in for the kiss
>mfw first kiss
>Realize...
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>>25232855
part 3 Probably nobody is going to read this but feels good to write it all out
at this point it is the first week of may
>They want me to start in 2 weeks on a 6 month contract
>I was supposed to see her at a con on the day I start my new job
>spent the next 2 weeks in a daze of getting my shit sorted so I can go
> Terrified but wind up geting to oz alright and getting pretty set up with...
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Did nothing for Christmas, as usual. Ausfag here though, what'd you think of Sydney OP?
>"what are you staring at, little brother? Its creeping me out"
>>25232255
What's creeping me out is that this picture appears to have been taken in a hospital.
>>25232255
Just thinking about how that tattoo is a long lasting, ugly and expensive mistake.
If she was my sister I'd sniff her panties every day.
Not even exaggerating.
>when you fucked up sexual intercourse in a loving relationship and its clear your partner is giving you a hands on lesson of how to fix your mistake
>been fucking my gf dry lately and her vag is getting sore
>she sent me through a hole routine of violently rubbing her clit and telling me to keep going
>see quickly the lesson being taught
I already know i gotta get her wet before i fuck her, but now i know that i was doing a bad job at getting...
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>>25232226
Why are you posting on r9k? Get the fuck out. Don't ask why you need to get the fuck out because you know goddamned well why.
Just leave us alone damn
If she already knows you're inexperienced or bad at sex and doesn't care, you're fine. To be honest, most men are bad at sex.
Use it as an opportunity to learn more about girls. They are weird. If you're perceptive you can learn a lot of weird ~TRICKS~ to getting them going during foreplay. If she's outright willing to teach you, might as well go for the ride.
Who /drunk for Christmas/?
Drinking fun drinks to keep my mood up though
>>25232195
What has the fat woman in the background got on her wrist
>>25232195
I need something to tolerate my mom's smug-ass family
She has so much craft beer in the fridge, she probably won't even notice it's gone
Never drank before. Strictly against it. Went out and bought smirnoff out of pure desperate depression. Now I feel fucking great. I think I'm gonna take a shot of this every day from now on. Life is awful, why should I have to deal with it alone.
HELLO.
NOW, WHAT DOES BEING IN A "ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP" ENTAIL? WHAT CONSTITUTES BEING SOMEONE'S "BOYFRIEND", OR "GIRLFRIEND"? IN WHAT DOES BEING SOMEONE'S "BOYFRIEND", OR "GIRLFRIEND", CONSIST?
NOW, WHEN SOMEONE SAYS: "SHE IS MY 'GIRLFRIEND'.", OR "HE IS MY 'BOYFRIEND'.", WHAT DO THEY ACTUALLY MEAN?
This thread is nowhere near as smart as you think it is.
Go back to /lit/.
>>25232217
DO NOT PROJECT SO MUCH; NOT EVERYONE IS AS PRETENTIOUS AS YOURSELF TO BE ATTEMPTING TO FLAUNT THEIR INTELLECT WHENEVER THEY CAN.
>>25232258
You literally cultivated your own aesthetic, post with a tripcode, and think deconstructing basic concepts is clever. You are the pretentious one.
What's the best time in January to dump my gf?
I don't want to be alone for Christmas/New Years but I don't want to have to do Valentine's day with her either
>>25232119
MLK day
as soon as you can so it's like a bandaid and you aren't leading her on, and so that she has adequate time to get over you move on and find a new chad. Best of luck op, hope you find your new stacy when you're ready. also
>NORMAN
This is very George Costanza-esque. I'd say go for the first weekend after New Year's if you really have to. But let me ask, why do you want to break up with her?
>Christmas eve
>Thinking about going to an AMP
Mfw
>>25232097
What the fuck is an AMP
>>25232097
Ass milking parade
>>25232248
Massage place