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To be a robot you must possess THREEE or more of the following qualities
>NEET
>Virgin
>Within the Autism spectrum
>No GF
>Friendles
>Handholdless
>Kissless
>Hugless
>Ugly
>Below Average height
>Too Skinny of too fat
>Obsession with anime, vidya, comics, cartoons, manga, tabletop roleplaying games, figures, or other autistic hobby
>not fashionable
>Clinically Diagnosed mental illness
anything else to add?
Bald/balding
By these standards Danny Devito is a robot. Clearly these are flawed criteria (no offense to Devito but he's not a robot.)
>>25230526
10/14
Did I win /r9k/?
Being a male /infj/ is suffering, how do the other t types stop caring is it even possible. Why are people so mean to each other.
Kamille is a girls name you fucking fag lmao
>>25230574
You drunk there buddy?
Being a thinking type isn't to stop caring entirely. It's just favoring logic over emotion. Personally, I'm a little scared that getting too involved with emotions will distort reality and cloud my judgement.
Femanons how do you feel about this?
>>25230460
not femanon but hot
Kinda turned on
I want to be cuffed to a bed, free to be used to anyone.
>>25230665
why are femanon's such sluts.and why do I want to cum inside of all of them so badly
On the twelfth day of Christmas /r9k/ sent to me:
>12 Autists Posting
>Eleven Pretty Princesses
>Ten Feels a Feeling
>Nine Roasties Toastied
>Eight Memes a Danking
>Seven Cucks a Cucking
>Six Posts a Shitting
>FIVE RARE PEPES
>Four Goodboy Points
>Three Failed Chads
>Two Tendie Meals
>and a Poo Poo in a Pee Pee
Merry Christmas /r9k/, I love you all.
I think you meant to post this here: https://www.reddit.com/
>>25230463
>that one guy that tells everyone to go back to Reddit
>>25230497
>that one guy that should go back to reddit
Dinner general?
>>25230383
I had some chips
>tfw everyone else is spending time with their gf's and families, eating good food and enjoying warmth.
>>25230604
don't worry I'm not either.
and tbph that sausage was way too salty and I didn't enjoy it.
>be me
>alone on xmas eve
>ask gf if she wants to hang out
>"im with family anon"
>okay
>get drunk and sit on r9k
>she messages me, obviously high as fuck
>i say it would have been nice if we could have watched a movie or played a game together instead of her getting wasted with her friends
>she gets mad at me and tells me to fuck off, "hopefully forever"
i hate this time of year
>>25230315
lol break up with her retard, whats stopping you
>>25230340
yeah that's kinda implicit in the messages we've just exchanged.
>>25230315
She lied to you, you know it, you're taking it, she's mad at you and now you're sad ?
I don't feel sorry for you, not in the slightest
Well look who came out of his cave! Come have dinner with your family anon!
>>25230293
>Wife has straight hair
>husband has straight hair
cuck cuck of cucked
I...think I'm in the wrong house
>>25230374
>implying the wife's hair is natural.
But one problem. She may be fat.
I added this girl on FB because I thought her face pics were pretty. Eventually find out through a mutual friend shes into me.
Only problem is all her pics are boobs up. I never see belly.
I can deal with a little weight but I dont want huge.
What do /r9k/????
>>25230264
Fat is nice and soft
>>25230372
hold on, im getting a pic
Boobs up = fat. Go for it if you want, but the last one I dated had a huge chip on her soft, gelatinous shoulder. Typical sjw Muh Patriarchy blah blah, couldn't take it
http://strawpoll.me/6358233
5mins on... Wojak leading... Pepe not looking so smug now...
10mins... Pepe you aren't worth it... Wojak still leading
20mins... no amount of fancy gifs could save Pepe
Who here /MakeChristmasMemorable/
what do you mean memorable?
i'm making cookies, i hope people will remember them.
>>25230183
Wojak holding a gun is sacrilege
MAKING THE NEWS
![[CBM]_Cowboy_Bebop_-_Session_19_-_Wild_Horses_[720p]_[A97A8F4F].png](https://i.imgur.com/x1f8egB.png "[CBM] Cowboy Bebop - Session 19 - Wild Horses [720p] [A97A8F4F]")
Why do people come on /r9k/ just to give shitty unsolicited advice?
>just be yourself
>pursue hobbies and interests
>talk to girls, that's all it takes
>be confident
>love yourself
>it worked for me, it will work for you
>get fit and everything will change
And then when their stock recited self-help lines don't work, they just get pissy and say something akin to "fine, then be alone you fucking pussy loser".
People who do this, why?
selfish desire to "do good" and help people that are beyond help
Why are you such a cunt to people trying to help you?
>>25230478
Why can't people first step off their lofty perch before giving advice? I don't want to be talked down to.
>"I had driven all the way to Arizona just to buy lottery tickets" - My Twisted world, page 112.
Elliot Rodger thread? Elliot rodger thread.
>>25230134
Why go to Arizona tho?
He is the one true God
Hey anon, meet your new dad
you are degenerate dad. how are you gonna marry a trap
>>25230089
Hey can you buy me things?
You're not my mom, cumskin!
Who else was raised by a feminist single mother here?
>>25229972
Me. Me posting here says enough already I guess.
My mom isn't a feminist, she is a "strong womyn"
>mfw this was me
>strongly identified as male feminist for a long time
>made to hate myself for being male
>felt ashamed for existing
>nice guy pussy
>beta as fuark, so meek that i felt guilty about asking for people for things i rightfully deserved (like if i bought something from someone, i'd feel guilty and "aggressive" for asking for them to deliver what I paid for)
i don't know if i'm gonna make it, bros
>tell someone off in an insult filled reply
>close the tab
>>25229969
>get strong temptation to argue with bait
>just close tab instead and don't reply
WHO DEVILISH HERE?
>>25230018
>DEVILISH
That's godly family every robot should follow your example
>>25229969
I only do this on /r9k/
I seriously worry that so many people are so close to suicide and i dont want to be the person that pushes anyone over the edge.
t. Canadian
Also, I wish this board had flags.
