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This is what your family will think about you in their minds tomorrow. A grown ass man with no wife, no children, no friends, and NO life.
How will you deal with it this time?
Why would they think I'm a Halo pleb? I don't even play Halo desu. I don't think my family has the impression of me that you think they do, OP. Besides, I only play superior JRPGs.
>>25229306
This is an example of someone who is so far gone they've lost the ability to feel shame over what they are. Learn from him, impressionable youths.
>>25229275
Good thing I don't go anymore. Let them think what they think.
The older I get, the more I realise that Al Bundy is my hero.
Am I destined to become a bitter old shoe salesman?
>you will never be a shoe salesman
Footfag feels
>>25229267
You have to get a hot tall wife first
>>25229840
you're right
i am completely and utterly screwed, all of my dreams are null
She went out to do some last minute shopping and she asked if there was anything else I wanted and I said no. I'm trying to work up the courage to say I want a prostate stimulator or a dildo and maybe a fleshlight.
Is it a good idea to ask for something like that?
>29 yo khv who lives at home.
In can text her while she's out
>>25229237
>Is it a good idea to ask for something like that?
Absolutely. Shoot for both.
>Great bait.
Obviously if this was true you'd ask for the money and get it yourself
>>25229313
I'm a shut In though. Can't leave
>"Hey little bro, this christmas party that our parents threw is fun isn't it? I'm just out here to get some fresh air. Did you need something?"
no, not really, going back inside
>>25229181
Why are you wearing downey jr shoes, you womanlete whore.
>>25229181
Throw her off the balcony and say it was suicide
My father didnt even call me for my birthday
This is the 4th time does he even give shit
Nope. He wishes he never had you.
Sorry man.
The sooner you realize that your dad isn't even your dad, the better of you'll be. There is no connection between you him that is any larger than that you share with any other human.
>>25229083
Maybe he'll call at xmas anon.
Is it true that dating sites used to be great for obtaining girls out of your league? I'm talking about 90's early 00's, because I'm thinking back and this robot fat fuck relative of mine always used to come around on Christmas and show off a stunning gf he met online, to my family's incredulity
I was just a kid back then though, and nowadays it's of course totally different.
>>25229077
No. Girls were to stupid to even turn on the computer.
What is different? What happened to said relative? Lemme guess the competition online got too big for him as the internet grew more popular and feminism made sure all his gf's would betray him for chad's after a while lel
>>25229508
I haven't seen him in years, but this guy was obese, 3/10 all round, and his girlfriend was at least a 7.
I remember back in like 2006 some teenage guys I knew got this amazing eastern european to come over on her own dime and basically be their sex toy.You can't do that anymore, tfw missed out.
>Friends with lesbian heavily involved in social justice
>Wasn't always this way shit just happened and it never really caused issues
>Hang out with her and her friends, play vidya and the like
>One of her transgirl friends comes onto me
>I explain that I'm flattered but that I only date cis girls
>they go apeshit, call me transmisogynist
>asked to leave
>my friend has been ignoring me since
What do?
I'm hoping I can maintain my friendship but I doubt that's gonna work out.
how would you save pepe from this situation?
>>25229111
Only Suwako can save him.
But who can save my friendship?
Seriously I'm down to 2 friends if I don't fix this shit, and both of them are too busy for me usually.
Making new (irl) friends at my age(26) seems impossible too.
>>25229061
Honestly, they are the bigoted ones here. I agree you shouldn't treat people worse based on shit like that, but that doesn't mean you're not entitled to personal preferences.
If I say I like red hair more than blonde hair, that's a personal preference, if I say I like girls more than guys that's a personal preference, but if I say I like cis girls more than trans girls (or whatever, I'm not up to date on how you call m to f) then suddenly people get their pants in a twist.
>tfw family is here and I'm scared to leave my room
Someone please help me
>>25229008
dont then. and if anyone asks just say "nah thanks"
Iktf. If I go out all they'll do is talk shit about me being NEET. Fuck em
>>25229008
know that feel senpai
just go to sleep, it's the best excuse
forgive me /r9k/, i have failed you
What did you do? Lose your manna to a succubus?
>>25229028
>manna
my wut m8?
>>25228994
yes you did but you can still post your tits
>"haha when Kylo Ren took his mask off it reminded me of you anon!"
h.heh... y..you too
>>25228908
holy shit he looks exactly like the feel man
>>25229038
It's wojak, you uncultured swine
/!\ IMPORANT CHRISTMAS POLL /!\
>http://strawpoll.me/6357944
>http://strawpoll.me/6357944
>http://strawpoll.me/6357944
Feel free to discuss your lifestyle and poll choice in the thread, please.
Do we count dating sites as asking girls out? If so, I asked out a lot. Mostly got rejected, went on a few first dates though. But being autistic manlet kills everything.
And I never will. It's literally easier to resign to a sexless, loveless life, than to ask a girl out.
>>25228964
Yes. Absolutely internet stuff counts. It ESPECIALLY counts, really, because of the added ease of rejection, ease of spreading your name around as foul, and the subsequently increased (perceived?) peril of doing it.
Any poker players in /r9k/? I just realized I've never discussed this topic with anyone on 4chan. It'd be interesting to get that going if any of you guys play, perhaps even play some Pokerstars home game.
Are you folding pre?
Do you guys play live or online? Do any of you host or play home games?
What's your go to strat? Favorite poker format?
>pic related: It's the best poker player in the world.
Who's your favorite live player?
>pic unrelated
>>25228837
>Are you folding pre?
what kind of question is that? who the fuck never folds preflop?
What would you do if you even got a gf?
You think anybody wants to join in on you reveling in sadness by yourself while posting on 4chan?
How could you possibly entertain a girl? How could you expect her to stay with you when you can't even live a real life?
>>25228812
These questions hold me back more than any of my real inadequacies senpai
I literally shitpost next to my gf and she thinks that I'm really weird for "laughing by myself". She doesn't get the fact that you can laugh if you find something funny by yourself, without people around you and not in a social setting.
This might be a red flag.
To answer your question, I don't even go out much with her, we just sit on our laptops next to each other in bed, then when we're both done looking at shit we watch a movie and cuddle.
>>25228812
bee youreselfu pham
> browsing r9k while my normie family members knock on my door and ask me to come out and say hello
>drinking my second bottle of wine as my parents and brother are downstairs having a good time
I just don't fucking care anymore :)
>havent left my room since mom raised the price of microwave pizzas from 10 to 15 GBP
>empty pee bottles and poo jars outside the window
>lots of rations left like 13 gallons mountain dew, 50 oz beef jerky, 9 bags of doritos etc
>>25228797
>thisis a bad feel and its happening right now
My grandma bought me a quadrotor rc drone that looks rather expensive for christmas and I legit got nothing in the hopes no one would get me anything either. I tried warning my family I wasn't taking part in christmas but then they go and do this, I think my mum also has present for me too. I wish I could give it back, I don't want to have the responsibility of gift giving forced upon me like this. What do guys?
That's not a very expensive one. You can get something like that under $100. The expensive ones are over 1k, the mid range ones are $400.
>>25228763
It's still more than like $10, that to me is too much especially since I don't want to give or get any gifts
that looks like a toy lmao faggot
