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Would throwing yourself off a 310 feet/95 meters tall bridge do the trick?
>>25224001
>I'm an attention whore lmao wow!
>>25224001
Seeing how people can die from falling out of the third floor, I guess it would.
That would likely kill you, yes.
I bought you a Christmas present anon, but don't tell anyone!
My refugee Muslim gf got me a Dominoes e-gift card
>>25223999
>My refugee Muslim gf
getting a gypsy tier gf
nice trips though
>>25223975
I'm not into German women
Would you fuck her? How could her argument be countered?
>>25223914
No. Even if she wws skinny she'd still be ugly
>>25223914
I mean... She's allowed whatever standard she wants, so long as she doesn't complain when men of whatever type she's seeking not being interested in her.
(Did that make sense?)
Her argument is faulty because it is solipsistic in nature. She is basically stating that she should not have to lower her standards while others would. It is hypocritical.
My biggest question is, can she eve look at herself? At least men are still interested. If a young man was the size of her no woman would talk to him.
"when I am perfectly fine in my eyes..."
That sentence explains the problem right there. She wants a man who works out, is handsome, well kept, well dressed, smells good, but she does not want to work for it herself.
I love how she talks as if she has to be in a relationship. Do people forget there is another option? Not dating. And it is a very viable option. Holy living fuck.
Is it true older brothers are secretly attracted to their little sisters?
More like a guardian, but its a shame they dont listen.
i have a cute sister but what i feel is mostly protective father like emotion rather than i wanna fuck you like animu...
No you fucking retard autist stop watching animu
>Christmas
>mum says she has my gift
>hands me a toolbox
>"t-thanks..."
>I don't even use tools
>anyway time for dad's present
>"I didn't get you anything anon"
>"o-okay"
>"yknow why, because I refuse to give you gifts for doing shit, once you become a son worth having then maybe I'll give you something, worthless shit."
>hold back the tears
>"why'd you say that honey?!"
>"oh please, you know it's true, Min"
>leave to my room
>eat some ramen
>post on arcanine
>cousin comes home
>her gift is a box of Coke from the Americas
>say a faint cheers and spend the day drinking Coke and watching cartoons as I hear my parents yelling their lungs out at eachother
Ahh, such is life in Nippon though
Anyway, how's Christmas been so far for you, /r9k/?
Is your dad mad at you because you aren't a doctor yet?
>>25223817
you know, you could pull yourself together, anon.
that would make everybody's life better around you immediately.
>>25223855
I think he's mad because iPad my life really going for me and then I dropped out of Academy and moved back in with them
>>25223874
Ahhhh, this lifestyle is so much better though
Outbursts like this rarely happen as my dad is usually at work and only home when I start going to bed
who schizophrenia here?
>>25223788
WHAT lS THAT
I saw a ghost in the air waving at me a few months ago. Feels good.
it's the mpd pepe, rarest of them all
What's your reason why you haven't ended it all yet?
I don't feel like dying but I don't feel like living either.
I'm waiting for a chance.
Just give me some time.
I'm a NEET with loving enabler parents plus I'll get my grandma's house after she dies.
post your weird/misc images and we can discuss them and try to understand what they mean
is that from the history of foie gras or something
what did he mean by this blox??
>>25224275
Escaping auschwitz
Analyze this photo what do you see? A see two Lower ranking girls and her orbiters and a few omegas or at least I presume. Why do women collect beta orbiters? Is it for the attention what is it? How come they never have female friends?
This isn't even beta orbiting, this just seems like a large group of friends hanging out with eachother, they're probably just into games and junk, hence why there's only 2 girls
A beta orbiter situation would be a 10/10 with 8 guys right behind her at all times who can clearly be seen as not giving a shit what they're doing, but just doing it because the girl's there
>>25223707
2 qts and all of my cuckolds
>>25223707
that girl is pretty fucking buff
Some of you are alright. Tomorrow don't go to London.
Allahu ackbar !
God is great.
>>25223579
u won't do shit
Fake mudslime lmao
Untrue and LGBTQ+
>he has to work on chrismas eve!!
I wish I had to work..I have no friends to spend all this free time with anyway :/
>he works
>>25223573
>>25223765
>he samefags
Just a friendly reminder that if you masturbate or have ever done so, you are a homosexual.
Fags like to touch other men's penis and hand job
>I'd never touch another mans penis, but yer I touch my own multiple times per day SENPAI
Please anon, just stop it. True hetros don't fap. If you fap, you love touching penis. Just beacause its your own is no exemption from the gay rule
In before that hole no homo shit
This is why I always get some dude to jerk me off. I dont want people to think I'm homosexual or something.
>>25223507
Well that just obviously homo, why can't you get a women to do it?
>>25223466
This was my mentality in early middleschool lol, hope you're trolling bucko
How cute is this?
They used to be best friends and are now seeing each other
Love seeing stuff like this
Although it does make me sad that the girl on the right can get a gf as good looking as left while I cant get anything
But they look happy which is obviously the main thing
I hope it works out for them.
>lesbos
great, women that are even more worthless for men than they are already are. we sure need more of that dumb shit.
>>25223396
Hahahaha I agree my friend
Pic related, me on my computer
Give me any topic and I'll write a poem on it.
Hope all you robots have a lovely christmas btw
Anal Prolapse, please. Make it a villanelle.
>>25223391
i love poe's poem about the bells, and lovecrafts personal christmas wishes poems.
can we get a christmas themed poem over here?
light on the cheesy family and peace stuff
dicks.
Who the fuck of you cunts has posted this before? You greedy shitposters. Hope you had good wank over the idea of me being muted for two (2) seconds.
It's no secret that as time goes on, so does the 4chan vocabulary to match the new times.
In late 2014 and 2015, cuck was introduced to the 4chan vocabulary in part by the /int/ Brazilian cuckold porn spammer. Some of you may have remembered him as the guy who single handedly got porn banned from /pol/.
In 2016, "cuck" and "autism" will reign supreme as top tier insults for those you deem faggots.
However, due to a larger influx of Redditors to 4chan in part by GG and other scandalous events, the word "cringe" will be introduced to the 4chan vocabulary.
Cringe will be the 2016 word of the year.
Proper uses:
>"that's so cringe"
>"cringe..."
>"That made me cringe..."
cringe has been around for a while. also, it's not nearly as powerful as cuck, faggot, autist, et cetera.
Cuck is as new as 2014? I remember using it amongst my friends in high school around early 2013.
Alght lads, were here tofoce a new meme into existence. What will it be?
