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>texting with a girl for 10 months
>(she) i dont have time for a boyfriend right now
>hahaha anon, you are so funny, we should meet someday!
>btw anon,i will go to your city in two months, maybe you could show me the place!
>2 weeks ago she just disappeared
>texted her
>sorry anon! my boyfriend just found out our chats and decided to block and delete your number, btw have a nice christmas!
>y-you too
>>25218838
dude
don't even answer that text.
>>25218838
what a hooer
>>25218847
i know, was feeling like shit and now i feel worse
any ausbots up?
it's officially christmas in australia, what are your plans for the day?
i'm personally going to play a bit of nostalrius and maybe rewatch evangelion
on a side note how has 2015 treated you and has anything changed (for better or worse)
i've made literally no progress in life this year
>still single
>still a virgin
>still friendless
>still no job
the year isn't over yet cunt
go out and change all of that, you have almost an entire week
just meme yourself :^)
Going to eat junk food and drink beer with my maternal extended family that I'm quite fond of but don't see often enough. I actually kind of like christmas :)
I'm a mongrel between an upper class chad and working class woman so my ma's side is chill af but my Dads side fills me with anxiety.
Anyway I hope you have a good one ausbro.
Browse 4chan and reddit all day. Nothing else in life to do.
Wagekuk general
>finally get Christmas eve and Christmas off for the first time in 6 years
>still have 90 hour work week next week
>boss on the 22nd: ok anon, you have the 24th off
>boss on the 23rd: ok anon, see you tomorrow
I don't really mind, but like if I had actual social relationships to maintain or something it'd be annoying
Hey eggman, I just wanted to let you know you don't look half bad when you have hair
Are you gonna spend Christmas with the senpai or just pretending to be neet?
If I sent you something would you put your autograph on it?
So, my parents aren't forcing me to come along with them on a 2+ hour drive to family's Christmas Eve party because I'm acting like I'm sick. (I'm exactly 18, before someone inb4 underage's me) I'd be alone and able to finally relax without parents constantly fucking with me and trying to get me to be a normie.
Should I stay home?
Either way you're fucked
>>25218727
How so?
Fuck you bot this is original
>>25218700
Go. You cant give up this young.
For Christmas, I just wanted him to come back.
that's super gay deshou
lmao r u gay or smthng
>>25218668
Queers,Trans,Dykes should all be gassed in concentration camps.
black guy here
how do i obtain a slavic qt?
become a rapper you stupid nigger
bee yourshelf.
>>25218667
wait, arent all niggers born rappers?
what is the most controversial/ socially frowned upon opinion you hold?
I'll start:
>islamophobia is hugely rising in my country (UK) and I think that's a good thing
How many more years do you think it will be till we see a children of men style response to immigration in the UK?
Okay here's my controversial idea
>OP isn't a faggot
>disease and war is sad but it's natural selection of a sort
>at least it decreases the population
Reminder that women won't even like you if you're /fit/ because they think you'll get mad at them for flirting with other men
>>25218557
so what is a good man supposed to do? Just let her flirt with another man? Fuck me, women are awful.
>>25218925
>It's 2015
>99% of women bought the slut culture "women are as capable as men" meme
>Not going for wizardry
>>25218943
>just give up
no thanks I'm not an MGTOW faggot
What type of ridiculous anti-social norms are going to be forced on us in 2015?
2013 - Socialized medicine
2014 - gay marriage
2015 - trans acceptance
What's next? What do I have to deal with in the upcoming year?
hopefully 2016: socialized vagina
Polyamoria
forced interracial breeding or pedophilia
Every board assembles a team of champion normie killers to duke it out in a final battle for 4chan supremacy, who wins?
Who would win just between arcanine and /pol/?
>>25218440
/tv/ still has the record
>>25218463
could a depressed germanwings employee do shit though? He could only kill the other teams by crashing the plane (with no survivors) while they are all on board.
how is fantano a killer LMAO?
>go to newly found /wsr/
>find these
Fuck, my drunken state is not helping.
I feel like crying myself to sleep.
why does it hurt so much lads?
I found the thread, and it reminds me of that faggy stuff where MLP fans photoshop their favorite characters into images, but I don't even care.
This seriously makes me feel.
>>25218782
Posting best of the thread so nobody else has to bother with it.
> at hospital to pick up patient
> ask nurse if patient has any past history
> she says "Depression but I don't count that as a real disease"
Why are normies so cruel?
>>25218365
To be fair tho, depression has become a self-diagnosed meme religion for emos and tumblrinas.
So, yes, normies are cruel and a nurse should know better.
But it's not entirely their fault....
A real depression is a disease and the common cause of death of this disease is called suicide.
Read an interview with a Catholic therapist once. Who was one of the advisors of former Pope Benedict. And he argued against the old Catholic stance against suicide, like in the old days where they didn't even get a real funerral etc
Because he said that suicide is simply the common cause of death of the disease called "depression".
>>25218415
It was a 65 year old man who was put there because he tried killing himself a few months ago
>>25218461
Old white man without wife? Maybe even widower? Statistically that's .... bad sign.
4 PM
Have to leave now
Today will be a hard, hard day...
Pray for me, robots
I'll pray for all of you and especially for all those for whom the Christmas season is tough...
>>25218361
See you on the other side my friend.
Today is my hard day too anon. Maybe we can be friends when we meet.
Sleep tight robot <3
>I don't drink alcohol
>I'm too smart for most people
>80/20 rule
>Women are scum; why don't I have a gf?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>pcmasterrace
I don't think anyone actually says those things unironically.
>uses "edgy" to describe any opinion that isn't regurgitated from a mainstream news outlet
>raves about minecraft/undertale
>plays MOBAs
>>25218418
There are unironic threads based on each of these at least once every 3 days. The women are scum one and the 80/20 rule are here at least 5 times daily.
the happiest I have been in the last 7 years is when I tried ecstasy for the first time.
I am too much of a fuckup to continue doing it though I'll literally become homeless.
any of you robots successfully do drugs without ruining your already terrible lifes (degenerate drugs like weed , heroin , coke need not apply)
>>25218319
>no weed, opiates, coke
What kind of other drugs are you taking? Aspirin?
i need some (You)'s please
>be me
>got caught by police high in public
>got 5 days of jail
>inside one of the cellmates was a pretty scary looking speed freak who behaved really nice when we were inside though
>he became real clingy after in a conversation i told him that i order my drugs from TOR and also vaguely stated my address
>REALLY FUCKING CLINGY
>i gave him my number (BIG MISTAKE)
>he he started calling and shit, and his speech is barely understandable so i can't hear shit
>now he knows the exact commieblock building where i live
>he couldn't be taught a single thing about bitcoins and shit so i was like alright i can hook you up
>i get him some pretty decent amphetamine
>he calls me the next day
>HEY YOUR SHIT SUCKS WE DIDN'T FEEL A THING, NONE OF US DID! (looks like they fucked up their tolerance with the bath salt injections and everything)
>W-what?
>YEA SO YOU BETTER SEND OUR MONEY BACK TO OUR QIWI NUMBER OR YOU'RE FUCKED
>i'm literally receiving messages and calls with threats
>the last one was like "HEY IT'S THE LAST DAY WE WAIT, AFTER THAT WE TAKE ACTION"
>i live in fucking Russia so imagine how actually bad my situation is
>there is no way for me to talk to cops, i'll get some real time, i have an empty growbox in my house and cannabis seeds, i've never sold any drug to anybody
A couple of years ago I had the same experience.
This year I tried it again after being depressed for a couple of years and all I got was a fucked up burning head ache, nauseous feeling and adhd.
Guess my brain has quit trying to make/release serotonin almost completely then... Fuck me. Worked like a charm on my friends so it wasn't the mdma crystals.
