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Christmas Eve edition
I hope you all enjoy a comfy Christmas eve lads.
>>25222036
Mum wants to play a board game, I just want to get drunk and listen to youtube music.
>not wearing Aldi bags as clothes edition
ITT: Post people who you admire
based durruti
The hero we need
Elliot Rodger, the king
Do you think you're getting pussy in the berenstein universe?
I don't know, maybe? I don't have any proof.
>>25221990
What a pointless and retarded fucking thread.
>>25221990
the berenstein universe no longer exists
it's time for a train thread
>tfw qt foamer/train autist girls don't exist
Not actually a train but I find it lovely
>>25221992
trams are fine too
>tfw no qt foamer gf to go to SF and watch the vintage trams with
>>25222349
>tfw will never catch tripnigger on Market and "accidentally" bump him infront of the f line
Better death than you deserve.
Where my nightwalker bros at?
I just sent a drunk crying woman into a cab home.
Weather is pretty comfy tonight
Comfy yet?
>get fit
>still boring and ugly
>get your body fit
>don't get your mind fit
Kek
>>25221915
>get my mind fit
>still ugly
If you can train your body, you can train your mind, personality, etc.
Learn stuff on the internet, and use the net to meet people to talk about it with.
Who /hypocrite/ here?
Have wife and kids, a decent job, am generally liked by everyone I know, and live a relatively normal lifestyle.
>Still come to /r9k/ and pose as a 24 year old NEET who makes threads about wagecucks and mummies gbp and tendies.
I happen to know quite a few people are faking it here, as well. But for what purpose, we shall never know.
Up your shitposting game, Holden Cauffield.
>>25221901
What if the wages raging were actually beets pretending?
Is there any reason not to just be a manchild for the rest of my life? Everything that society pressures us into doing to become 'men' or become 'normies' just makes me miserable.
I don't want to live in my parents' basement and be the typical fat neckbeard (I take care of my hygiene, have recently been going to the gym 4-5 days a week), cuddling with a daki and making/playing video games and being alone makes me comfortable. I dunno if it's happiness, but it's not just pure depression.
Is it okay if I am a full on selfish manchild for the rest of my life as long as I'm not a burden on societ, like if I get my own place and hopefully managed to pay rent making games, and take care of myself?
Will I regret it? Is there anything in the average/normal life that is really all that amazing?
Other than girls and friends normie life sucks ass.
>>25221827
>Is there anything in the average/normal life that is really all that amazing?
No. Do what makes you happy.
Just be prepared for a bunch of insecure normalfags that will come in and screech otherwise because of the cognitive dissonance that any sort of discussion or introspection might cause.
Dude if you have a job/friends/house/car you are a normie.
What makes you a manchild?
Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.
Meh
Not very good bait honestly dude I'm going to have to sage
This is why.
blox
>>25221671
Why is every kid with a "knife collection" autistic?
Christmas isn't secular. You fags are celebating the birth of the same Jesus Christ you claim to both hate and not believe in.
It isn't actually christian either, Christianity just made it up because the pagans wouldn't stop celebrating their own holidays and they needed a substitute that's exactly the same. No one actually knows when Jesus was born, and some of the more conservative christians refuse to celebrate it altogether.
>>25221653
It's not about jesus. It's about satan. Suck it christfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e4jEzHVJyA
>>25221733
It's actually about the winter solstice and the sun god.
Why don't girls flat out say they don't like a guy??? I'm about to give up on women. I can't understand how they work.
>talking to a girl
>she kind of likes me
>ignores my messages after a while
>ask if I'm bothering her and that I'll stop if she responds
>doesn't say anything at all
>she won't even say whether she wants to talk to me or not
>atleast tell me to fuck off it's less hurtful
>>25221501
all women want a group of 10-15 people to have on backup in case they get lonely and their main friends/bf aren't talking to them
for a woman, being bored or not having anyone to talk to is a fate worse than death
Because they like feeling that they have power over you. The orbiter thing isn't just a meme.
>talking to a girl
>she kind of likes me
>ignores my messages after a while
>ask if I'm bothering her and that I'll stop if she responds
>she tells me i'm super annoying and tells me to fuck off
why are girls such bitches?
What site change would make you leave 4chan without looking back?
>>25221488
registration with real information
another imageboard like 4chan with the same traffic and without mods or rulesand captchas
>>25221503
Came here to say this
Bing da bing bong original
>It feels so good to be numb
Why don't you drink more often, /r9k/?
Don't want to gain too much weight and don't want to make a habit of it.
It fucks up my stomach and sleep. It helps me get homework done though
>>25221486
Dont want to fuck my liver up.
Im trying to shed bodyfat and alcohol doesn't help.
Also it mostly makes me feel tired and like shit in the morning if i drink too much
Not to mention fucked up sleep patterns
Post comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lylbbz4F4hc
Why would you post an image of such an ugly, unattractive person?
>>25221426
He's comfy, that's why.
I thought it was a funny picture.
>>25221426
Why do you call him ugly? He's cute
>haha i am SO depressed todayyyy
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GO TO THE CLUB THEN YOU STUPID PIG CUNT ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25221348
It's a joke you spastic frogposter.
Someone decided to mass produce these shirts with the intent of selling them to a demographic of people who consider social failure to be some form of success.
You now realize you are a meme.
