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I'm a roastie but no man has ever rejected my pussy.
How do you explain this?
It's a meme.
Just like the whole manlet thing.
Men are more well mannered and kinder than women
It's because you go for low hanging fruit.
>Be me
>invest a lot of time, love, care, money into my gf
>still whilst working really hard to not come across overbearing
>even don't text sometimes just to make distance
>but still be there for her all the time
>it's christmas eve today
>ask if she would sleep over at my house
>she's going to a friends house to sleep over instead
>what the fuck.jpg
>because she's going to her friends house to sleep over means we can't sleep over for another year (her parents are nazis)
>she doesn't tell me any reason and I don't ask
>if i ever did call her out on it she would ignore me
why do I bother, I miss class and work for this bitch and she has never done the same for me. She would never sacrifice jack shit for me, I mean I know she never asked me to, but what the fuck man, does she have no sense of loyalty or like just love in general. Fuck this christmas feel.
Chad is really gonna enjoy her sweet body tonight, OP.
>>25227742
>does she have no sense of loyalty or like just love in general
That's a bingo
Congratulations, you just found out women are shit
>her parents are nazis
Did she tell you this or did they?
>>25228036
This.
NO ROASTIE HATE
NO PEPE
NO NORMIE HATE
JOIN AHA NOW
Pepe is not a symbol of hate, what do you have against him?
>>25227729
I can get behind that except for "no roastie shaming", that doesn't even fit there.
>>25227755
#memeofpeace
Post your amazon wishlists, give and receive, and be comfy. There's no defined list of who has or hasn't got presents, but please feel free to gift an anon something! Make their day!
Mine : 3IP5WFE7M1XSY
So, what are you anons planning to do/doing now during this holiday?
INSTRUCTIONS (PT.1)
INSTRUCTIONS (PT.2)
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198264267898/wishlist/
it would be appreciated
My Christmasfu is really cute this year. Merry Christmas /r9k/.
>>25227596
caption was the best part imho
Did taytay ever use 4chan?
Serious question.
>>25229156
Are you chatting with Mitt Romney?
>"The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose." --James A. Baldwin
/r9k/ proves this statement false. How many of you would say that you have nothing to lose in life? Why haven't you gone out and done something? Steal drugs, do stunts, rob banks. What's stopping you?
>>25227575
Because we are smart you idiot, we anticipate getting raped by Jamarcus.
>>25227609
this
we have our anal virginities to loose
>>25227575
>nothing to lose
I wish I believed in free will. I wish I believed people can chose to live the life they want to lead. I wish I believed self-determination. I wish I believed people are in charge of their lives.Because if I believed that, I would be free to kill myself, trusting that all my unfinished business would fix itself, because people whom I want to have a good life would manage to achieve it under their own will, after all, eventually. But I am going to burden no one with responsibility -- I know that if I want to see something done, I cannot blame others' free will -- I must ensure it myself.
Merry Christmas my fellow robots!
So what did we all get for Christmas? I never ever ask for anything so my mother and sister usually buy me what-ever. But this year they reminded i always wanted a dart-board so they got me one for the room.
Feels pretty good man, also got some clothes and a hat.
>Live in NY, December 24th, 6:50pm EST
>Wonder what's with all these threads of people talking about what they got
Like, isn't Christmas tomorrow?
>>25227651
facebook generation opens shit early
A new snowboard.
Thanks mom.
What's with the "tfw no gf" meme?
- have gf: can have sex with only one woman
- have no gf: can have sex with any number of women
Do I miss something here? Why exactly do you want a gf?
>implying robots can have sex with ANY women
Getting a GF is just the first step towards sex. For us at least, fuck off Chad.
Sounds a lot like something Chad would say
>falling for the le about to be having sex meme
Be honest, robots. Are you even just a little gay? How far could you go with an attractive guy?
No one's necessarily saying anything about bottoming. You could meet a 10/10 Chad who wants nothing more than to worship your cock without ever asking you to reciprocate. Would you take him up on his offer?
The only man I'd do anything gay with is Tom Welling.
My complete lack of contact with women and loneliness made me fall in live with one of my two friends (i guess it's love). Thinking of him feels good and i want to make him happy whatever it takes. I don't lust after him though, no sexual fantasies.
Should i tell him? I don't think he'll cut me off, we're just too good of a friends, but he might look at me differently.
Pls respond
Is it gay to want friendship from attractive males?
Like I was attractive guys to want to hang out with me and go places.
>Make a Tinder
>Like every single girl for over two months
>No matches that aren't bots
Is this a certification that I'm ugly as fuck?
>>25227402
Yes.I hope this post helps
probably. it could be something on your profile though, or something with the photos themselves. post your profile and we'll tell you what's wrong with you.
>>25227402
You don't even get validation-matches?
That's a bad sign.
What does /r9k/ want for christmas?
To die quick and painless
A USED DOLPHIN
For family to be content with gifts, to enjoy a hot shower, then to wish my mom and brother goodbye and go back to my apartment.
>Mom
Candles, chocolate, card, $100
>Brother
Card, $100
>Sister
Card, $100
>Sister's kids
Candy, $20 each
>Sister in different sate
Paid her car insurance online
>Mom's shit BF
Chocolate
>Former boss
Card
I think I did pretty good.
You now have now been granted the power to inflict any suffering you desire to any individual, group or groups of people you desire.
There is a catch however.
You will be included as a target for that curse as well.
Of course, if you're inflicting pre-existing suffering, you have already paid the price and need not pay it twice.
Will you suffer in silence or will you inflict hell on earth?
What will you do with this power?
>>25227275
All women to suffer infinite loneliness, being rejected as "creepy" and generally treated like shit by the opposite sex. Also, everything they do is seen in some negative light by the opposite sex, so that no matter what, the game is rigged against them from the get go. They can never win.
Wew, just killed off the entire species to prove a point. Fantastic.
>>25227275
I shall choose to curse all Muslim countries with a sudden influx of spoiled white women.
For every Muslim man, there shall be 72 entitled, gold digging white women with no real life skills to appear in their countries.
>>25227275
I shall inflict intense paranoia to the entirety of Earth, and let them feel as I do everyday, and slowly watch our world degrade itself even further.
>When you're in love with one of your orbiters but he doesn't make you wet so have to lead him on while chasing Chad for sexual satisfaction.
>>25227273
iktf.
i close my eyes and pretend its my orbiter making love to me with his 9 inch thundercock instead of Chad tb.h
my orbiter is the sweetest guy
>>25227301
>bumping your own b8 thread
Get something better to do, or get better at your pathetic hobby.
This doesn't even work as satire anymore, it's just getting old at this point
Daily reminder ALL robots should suffer and die just for being born
Posting this on r/4chan right now :^)
>Pees in its mouth and forces it to swallow
This is my fetish
>>25227374
Do it you belligerent faggot. And post your address while you are at it too
Anyone know these feels? To realize that we intelligent people are not even appreciated despite the fact we are mother nature's finished design for our species, all these idiots that mock us and treat us like garbage because we have a free will we are not just monkeys that follow a herd mentality we see things they cant see and understand things they cant fathom at all, and yet this is what we get for being smart being treated like garbage being denied reproduction(not a virgin btw), and just watching all these fools get manipulated like mongoloids everyday by governing systems not realizing thats really happening.
I hate being smart it makes life hell because its impossible for me to be happy since I cant find a logical reason to be happy all the time.
As they say, "If you so smart, why ain't you rich?"
Being intelligent != being logical
Someone who was actual wise wouldn't put logic and reason on an undeserving pedestal.
>>25227240
unknown? yeah right i bet it was fucking aalewis
