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>boo hoo muh feelings
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why are people here so emotional
rowboat threads (anti normal, woman, etc.) are hardly ever posted without the OP crying about it
why can't you accept your condition with dignity or actually do something to change it
>>25232013
stupid normlfag thread #300000001
>>25232038
>having dignity is the same thing as being a normalfag
cry more
Whose the more pathetic, the neckbeard who whines about his despair on a philipino linen trading forum or the neckbeard who whines about the neckbeard who whines about his despair on a philipino linen trading forum on a philipino linen trading forum?
>tfw your cousins bring their bf/gf to the family party and your'e the only single cousin.
>tfw you are the only single person in the family.
>>25232008
This was me today. I know this feel.
>see cousins cuddled up with bfs and gfs
>meanwhile you're just standing there
JUST
>>25232008
I posted this in another thread but I'm 26 and single and my 18 year old cousin proposed to his girlfriend tonight.
>>25232054
>getting married at 18
jesus christ the fuck is he thinking?
This years been the worst I've had
What about you guys /r9k/?
>>25231893
Worst since 2010. Hoping 2016 will be better.
2014 was worse, but it still wasn't good, and 2016 looks like it's going to be worse still
>>25231922
i don't have the energy to be optimistic anymore.
hope is not i virtue i have now
>acquire girlfriend
>fall in love
>goin strong for 3yrs
>she starts texting coworker
>get mad at her and tell her to stop
>eventually she leaves me
>heartbroken
>she says "sorry , I still love you,but i might have feelings for coworker"
>feel worse
>get angry at her
>the argument somehow makes me the bad guy
>leave the relationship feeling guilty and like I didn't do the best to save it
>FASTFORWARD a month and doing OK
>get call from ex
>she is crying and says she wants to talk
>like an idiot go talk to her
>hear sob story for 2 hours that she is depressed, and she has been thinking of me, and the new guy doesn't treat her good
>gets me feeling bad again
>text her 3 days later seeing if she wants to grab lunch
>she says no and says she is still seeing so and so and it would not be appropriate
>wtf, but watever say ok and leave her alone
>FAST FORWARD 2 months later (couple days ago)
>we have been texting friendly for couple of days
>at this point I'm ok being friends (or I think) or maybe friends with benefits
>we agree to get lunch
>get there and it's weird
>she is acting unfriendly ,bitchy and acts like she doesn't even want to be there
>rage mode kicks in and I get pissed off
>Start talking about how good my life has been going with new job opportunities and have been going to the gym everyday
>ask her how she is doing (i know she just got fired)
>smirk as she tells me again
>she tells me that she has been using online sites for dating
>say "damn that's pretty pathetic" and "so what happened to the guy you cheated me on with?"
>she says they are just FWB
>I say "So you mean he just wants to use you and not date you"
> I go on and say "You look bad , anonette. It seems that you have been doing way worse ever since you left me."
>see tears in her eyes
>I say "you are just a foolish girl"
>she leaves crying
>feel really guilty
>get txt from her saying she doesn't have feelings for me and that we shouldn't talk ever again
>going into xmas feeling like a bad person
You did well OP. No need to be sad.
>>25231851
You're quite a cuck desu, familia.
You shouldn't even put off with her shit. You having nothing to feel bad about (apart from the fact of giving any fucks).
>>25231851
some people are just bad people and you happen to be one of them. embrace it
>tfw the only true requirement to get a gf is to be a normalfag
Why do women have to be so worldly?
I honestly don't get what "normal" people do in their spare time. It seems like the only things they care about are sports and clubbing, and whatever shows/movies happen to be popular at the time. Even when it comes to video games, they're only interested in trendy shit.
And then people like us who enjoy all kinds of different things are the "nerds" and "losers."
>>25231887
They don't have spare time
They're always either working, in classes, watching movies, or having sex
Being obsessed with hygiene. Caring about how good or bad the weather is. You'll be surprised what conversations you can start by talkingor lyingabout how hygienic you are. (How you excessively shower and do laundry because you hate how dirty things are.)
Compaining is another thing. Don't complain about big political stuff, complain about very little things. How much work you have.How you hate being busy. How you hate how hectic holidays are. You don't have to feel any of this.You just have to lie.Doing nerdy things in secret and lying about it and denying it
What if robots are actually reincarnated roasties that are atoning for their sins?
Wouldn't that be funny?
I've always assumed I was some kind of horrible monster in a past life. It would explain why my luck is so bad in this one.
>>25231843
yup, a roasty whore.
and what about chad?
and what if souls and reincarnation doesnt exist
all of this is so fucking surreal
were arguing about existence on a mongolian foot binding forum on a fucking magical tipititac magic machine anyways
Anyone else disappointed every year when they go on 4chan during Christmas eve?
I always expect it to be some kind of magical experience, or some sweet, heartwarming kind of thing, but it's really just like any other night on 4chan, just with the occasional "merry Christmas!" post.
>>25231712
I can't believe how often I'm surprised by people expecting something different of this website. This is 4CHAN, the website pretty much exclusively populated by depressed lonely misanthropic 16-30 y/o white men. If you want happiness, fluff, and bunnies go to /r/upliftingnews, /r/aww, or tumblr.
>>25231757
Did you even read my post?
I don't expect anything different as far as chan culture goes, I just expect my Christmas-y things going on, that's all.
Anon is pretty much my only friend, I guess I'd just like to have a special night with himfuck, that sounded gay
>>25231802
>magical experience, or some sweet, heartwarming kind of thing
>I don't expect anything different as far as chan culture goes
What?
-_- explain this to me -_-
>>25231626
Yay, one more for my collection.
>>25231682
a-are you bumpin' an ugly to it :o
>>25231726
Do you mind ?
"Oh my anon! You *say* that you're not gay and not into trannies, but that surely that hard cock means you want to deposit semen in something nearby? It couldn't possibly be me could it? Could it?"
How do you respond?
Well I don't have a hard cock because I'm not gay, so I leave.
>>25231560
>grab can of aerosol
>spray it in their face for a solid 7 seconds
>turn and leave
>>25231560
>grab neck
>and push it down on the table
>and empty my warm seed in it
>be 22 year old ugly virgin
>made account on InterPals to talk to girls
>used pics of a Chad friend on Facebook because I'm ugly
>talk to Muslim girl from the UK
>year older than me, teaches Islam at an Islamic school for children
>total qt 3.14 Paki with rich family
>been talking to her for months now
>she thinks I'm going to convert and come marry her by the end of 2016
>asks for new pic of me for Christmas
>my Chad friend hasn't uploaded any pics to Facebook for a few weeks now and she's becoming suspicious
How do I not lose her?
Just create a designated shitting street to win her heart
>>25231537
how qt are we talking here la'
Haha faggot serves you right for wanting to race mix
>Parents dragged me to some family thing
>don't know fucking anyone
>found a dark corner and now I'm shitposting here
Fuck this shit man, this is torture. I'm also hungry but if I want food I have to go through these normies.
>>25231516
just chug a glass of wine man
>>25231528
I hate alcohol, plus I'm driving
Go talk to someone and appreciate that you have a family instead of taking them for granted
I was watching tv and I realized: How come slapstick violence against men is funny but violence against women is taboo? If Marv and Harry were roasties this movie would have been banned.
Men are expendable, women aren't.
>Watching comedic actors in slapstick comedy situations shouldn't be funny because they're men
>Implying property destruction and threatening a quirky child with violence isn't enough to turn even the normiest normie against a woman
why did marv turn into a skeleton?
Why do girls put their body on display at every given opportunity and guys don't?
because girls are unattainable to many guys and will fawn over even average girls
if a guy isn't a 10/10 girls would give him no attention so it's not worth trying
>>25231403
Are you implying fit men do not try to show off their abs/muscles?
The reason is that most female bodies are attractive to a certain group of men and therefore can be showed off. In men, only a fit body is deemed attractive enough to show off. This means less men show off their body.
All attractive people try to show off their attractive features.
>>25231403
>guys don't
lol
Christmas greentext thread?
>be me
>christmas eve
>live alone in own house
>dim lights so people would think that i left the house
>also so they wouldn't think i'm alone for christmas
>check in normiebook just cause
>high school classmatess with their family and neighbors together
>they seem happy
>one of my friends has a kid, smiling happily
>scroll down limitless post of self-vanity and happiness
>look around me
>see dakimakura
>causeifeel.mp3
cont?
>>25231341
It's Shitsmas,go ahead.
>>25231799
>find the costume i've stocked up years ago
>santa costume
>planned years ago that when i have a kid i will use this as a surprise
>tears roll.gif
>drink a bottle of beer
>wear said santa costume and beard
>leave house
>1 am
>go to neighbor
>sneak to window
>see kid sleeping happily
>leave the present i plan to give my future kid
>can't help but smile because i feel like i did something good
>go home
>wake up 10 am
>feelgood.jpg
>go to mall to buy more gifts to give to other children
>notice the gift i gave the neighbor's kid
>it's in the trash
It was not even opened
>>25232227
Fuck anon. What was the gift though?
Robots, what do you think about nofap, not masturbation or no not watching porn in general?
Has anyone actually ever tried this? I can't even go a day or 2 without fapping
I did nofap, not by choice but because I was extremely depressed.
It took one week for me to have wet dreams. Fucking never again.
>>25231294
The key is to eliminate porn, not masturbation. You won't feel drained and out of energy right after anymore and there is plenty of research to back this up.
I did it 1 week and got really agressive, I use to be the guy who looked away when I made eyecontact with girls but after like 6 days I literally fucking stared their eyes like a fucking jaguar whos hunting pray
