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Like, how the fuck do you even get good at Christmas?
Today I bought my mom and sister $50.00 gift certificates to Walgreens Drug Store because I know they like their snacks and they go their often for their prescriptions.
They looked at me like I gave them pics of my dick. A mix out surprise and contempt.
What the fuck? I thought I was being generous?!
>>25231269
They probably wanted Macy's or Pandora cards. Whatever the fuck women want.
I dunno man, I think it's the thought that counts.
Some years I've got my family nothing and they forgave me so I guess it sort of depends on their outlook on life.
Next year, give them pics of your dick.
I always hear Asian guys are lonely because they can't get Gfs so I have a suggestion.
Why don't you get a blasian gf?theyre just like Asian women except prettier and white men won't steal them because they're half black.
You know that white men date girls from all races, right? Race mixing being bad is just a meme
>>25231086
As soon as a white man finds out a woman as even a tiny bit of black in her he backs off
>>25231062
>jhene aiko
Literally perfect except she has a kid
Why are you not talking to her?
Valeria
The last two times I messaged her over normiebook I got no replies
I don't care anymore
its hard to talk to someone dead anon....
I don't know, I think it's too late to ask at this point though
appreciation thread for this train loving robot
>most likely autism or asparagus
>only responds to people with a train pic attached
>obscene obsessiveness with trains
>most likely is sexually attracted to trains
>>25230899
do you like old fashioned steam trains like pic related?
>>25230899
>>25231199
0 idea why mods removed your post, you're my fav tripfriend
look man, you've got to stop. you're not going to make me leave this board, I'll just keep waiting out the blocks/bans and returning. I'll admit I've been a bit harsh, but only because I feel wronged too. can we call a truce on this?
ITT: Racial Hierarchy
>White
>Hispanic
>Asian
>Black
>Indian
>Aboriginal
>>25230708
From top to bottom: Whites, East Asians, Blacks, South Asians, Arabs, and Mestizos.
>>25230855
>Mestizos
Why are they at the bottom?
>>25230708
White/North East Asian
South East Asian
North Indian
Middle Eastern
Pacific Asian
South Indian
Native American
North African
East African Negro
West African Negro
Aboriginal
Congo Pgymy
San Bushmen
Sentinelese Negro
Tasmanian Pgymy
>Daddy, where did you and mommy meet? Was it magical? Was it life at first sight? What were you guys like back then?
>>25230577
We met on a mongolian basket weaving forum, they were all the rage back in 2015 you know
>where
Sanic message board
>magical
Fuck yes
>life at first sight
What the fuck are you talking about you little bitch, I'm going to fucking spank your sorry ass, fuck
>what were you guys like
Like now, now fuck offevery day is a blessing
She realized she was getting older and should probably jump off the cock carousel long enough to snag a provider, so once she finished being spit-roasted by daquan and deshawn in her big blowout, she wandered into my life and tolerated me just long enough to secure an alimony cheque. It was magical, a true modern romance.
its chad bingo time, if you are a normie, gtfo
>>25230440
Literally none of them
>>25230440
>tfw my sad was literally all of these except the money related ones, the car, the parents one (he was horribly abused as a kid but still somehow made it), and the facebook one
who else /chad dad/ here
My parents are proud of me, more because they love me than because I've done anything noteworthy, and I have 5+ drinking buddies. That's it
I mean seriously
Heck I don't know.
I became a doctor in hopes of making good money while also helping people.
Now I'm in my 30s, spending christmas alone in an hotel room not being with my daughter because my wife divorced me.
Remember that people are literally shamed for not working for someone else.
Even though they are harming no one and are not breaking the law.
Don't get me wrong work is great, i strive for it, but some people have to accept that the way things are set up now cannot last, you can't trick people into working for a pittance and the vague hope that "some day" they will end up as a manager MAYBE.
It's a joke, people need to progress, the worst thing in the world is stagnation.
>>25230398
I had a long detailed post written but accidentally closed the post box so I'll summarize it
>18
>work 5 days a week, 40 hours
>less than $8 an hour
>come home every week with not even $240
>get up at 7:00 AM for my consistent, static 8:30 AM - 5:00 PM schedule
>go to work and volunteer to do whatever that involves the least customer and coworker interaction
>come home, too tired to do anything
>browse a few 4chan threads, listen to music on youtube
>used to enjoy playing video games
>haven't turned my PS4 on since the first week of Black Ops 3
>the only full time wageslave coworkers who have any fun are heavy drinkers or degenerate party goers
>the rest of us are miserable and only think about work because we have literally nothing else to do, no drugs, alcohol, nothing to drown our blues away
>would've left this shit hole a long time ago but my work ethic is too good and there are no other places hiring
>practically slaving away for experience and chump change
>only days that are good are those where I don't interact with customers or coworkers a lot, whether its working in the backroom, pushing carts, or whatever, as long as I'm not providing "friendly service" to assholes that make my blood boil
This is my first job and I wouldn't wish wageslavery on anybody. Been employed since September. Terrible. Grass is not always greener on the other side
Hey guys. It's Christmas; let's give each other the gift of adorable anime girls.
As with last time, nothing sexual, please.
>>25229834
Merry Christmas, anon!
I got you an original comment.
>>25229834
Merry Christmas! Your gift is... one Chiyo-chan! Now be safe and try not to lose it...
>>25230042
Th-thanks, anon! It's just what I wanted!
why couldn't I be born as a cute rich girl with tons of beta orbiters and Chads trying to get in my pants? why couldn't I be born as a 9/10 qt with tons of friends, a great sex life and everything you could possibly want in life? why is life so unfair? why do i have to spend my entire existence envying other girls who have it all?
>tfw 4/10 khhv neet with no friends, no social life, no money, no bf
I bet you're just fat, don't shower or shave.
Switch out your pillow cases to fix up your acne, and stop going to mcdonalds.
Show us a pic or GTFO faggot.
"no money" I can see it now, a fatty living off the government.
>>25229785
Women don't have pride or ambition, do you ever go outside? Have you ever talked to a woman before?
>>25229809
Oh, sorry. I thought OP was a guy. Disregard everything I said.
Saged.
A severely disabled girl messaged me on OKCupid telling me I look beautiful. I looked at her profile and found out that she's on the site for the purpose of finding sex, and I'm so fucking desperate I'm actually considering it. HOLD ME BACK, /r9k/, HOLD ME BACK.
How far does your desperation go? Have you accepted your permanent virginity or will you lower your standards to rock bottom to get your dick wet?
How disabled? Is she a cute wheelie?
>>25228761
Yeah nigga, she's got an electric one.
>>25228738
define "severely disabled"
What do i need to have to attract a woman like this?
Money
Original comment brought to you by Carl's Jr
Hipster cred.
>>25228047
Similarly big eyes.
shit christmas thread.
>Join my family for gifts and dinner
>It's my time to open mine
>A small envelope. Open it
>It's a 6 months gym pass
>wtf, my face is blank, WHAT THE FUCK
>"Hey anon! That's great! Time to gain some weight to charm those girl huh? I'm sure you can't handle them with those arms" says my uncle
>WHAT. THE. FUCK
>Half my family is silent because even they realize how fucked up the gift and the words were
>the other half is trying to fix the situation
>We sit to have dinner
>Most uncomfortable meal of my fucking entire life, holding my tears is just harder and harder
>I can't do it anymore. "Thanks, I'm full though, happy christmas everyone"
>Get in my room and cry like a bitch
I just can't, anons. I can't do this anymore. I WISH I WASN'T A FUCKING PUSSY TO FINALLY END IT ALL
I FUCKING WISH I HAD THE COURAGE
Helium sounds good i don't even know anymore but I definitely must do something.
happy christmas and sorry to bother you
Maybe you should go to the gym, lose some weight and stop being a loser
>>25227272
What if you went to the gym?
>>25227306
>lose some weight
im a fucking skeleton anon I've been a fucking sad skeleton my whole life
Had this thread before and it was pretty fun.
What's the most degenerate thing you've ever seen a girl do?
>skateboarding in school parking lot with friend
>we see two football Chads run around to the back school but think nothing of it
>two more football Chads follow with big smirks on their faces
>me and friend are more than curious at this point
>we sneak around to the back to investigate
>in a small hidden nook, see some quiet chick from my English class sucking off half the football team
>literally thought this shit only happened in movies
>there's no such thing as a murderer
>people like to kill. get over it.
>>25226193
jesus christ I thought this only happened in chinese cartoons
>>25226193
>quiet chick from English class
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Football is fucking retarded, why did she have to reward them for throwing leather to each other? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
well i've decided to kill myself on new years eve. i found out i'm not going to my relatives house for christmas because everyone hates me for always being so cynical and complaining. so my parents bought me a TV roast dinner and thats it.
i spent the past hour crying in my room because i realized how worthless i am and and now its clear nobody will miss me.
who else killing themselves this year?
>>25225576
lmao you sound like a moody teenage girl
do it pussy
>>25225596
fuck you, get the fuck out of my thread, you normie fuck
>everyone hates me for always being so cynical and complaining.
Well there's your problem.
