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who /nothingforchristmas/ here?
reporting in
here u can have my new song
https://soundcloud.com/kingbobbytrill/sossy-ll-x-wifi-baby-watersports-prod-chashmoneyap-young-murk
>>25236896
And I thought $50 and pants was bad. I feel bad for you OP.
>>25236896
I haven't celebrated the last five christmases or any other holidays.
You just learn to live with it.
>meet some guy at a bar tonight
>I just wanted to play some pool and have some fun then and there
>he professes his "Love" to me
>and then says he'll follow me home
>he only fucked off because I threatened to involve the police
>another guy was almost that bad before I left, too, trying to hug me and shit while babbling in french
Why are guys so cringeworthy? No, telling me how cute I am doens't make me want to bang you. You are like 20 years older than me and have no reason to make me interested in you.
If anything, the more you say about yourself, the more I want to stay away. Why do you think I'd bring you home to my place?
>going to a bar to make friends
That's your first mistake. Bars are like watering holes in regards to dating/fucking.
It's because we live in a degenerate society that supports sex and romance.
>going to a bar
>expecting to find anyone decent
>generalizing
>princess complex
This post reeks.
How often do you work out /r9k/?
Everyday.
Gotta stay fit.
>>25236854
5 times per week.
>>25236854
when the stress gets too much
Why do candles come in different colours when the flame is always the same colour!?
The fuck are you even saying blocks
I mean purple is lavender and green is fresh cut grass. Blue is usually ocean mist or something
>>25236836
the jewish mASterminds r doing it
Have you guys ever got pegged by a girl?
How was it?
Surprisingly it hurt. But it was pretty hot.
>>25236810
if there's one thing I like about Miley, it's that she's bringing strapons to the mainstream
>>25237505
Why couldn't she have done it when she was still hot?
Who /nostalgic for BBS culture/ here?
>you will never post on &totse or zoklet again
>you've lost contact with your fringe internet peers who were simultaneously complete strangers and close friends from your formative years
>fucking around on 4chinz just isn't the same because it's too temporary and anonymous
>leddit is garbage because it's full of epic bacon IT-guy losers
>normiebook is considered a medium for discussion despite being so de-anonymized that your opponent can call up your boss and get you fired if you piss him off enough just by scrolling through your profile
>deepweb might as well be dead and everything else is getting increasingly regulated by government and big business
It was a better time robots. Yeah, there was a decent amount of shitposting, but the community would filter it out organically, or join in on the fun. I learned the foundation for everything I know about my major interests that normies IRL can never share or even discuss with me (drugs, guns, cars, bombs, religion, politics etc.) And there was some really goddamn good discussion. I learned more about critical thinking and writing by arguing with anonymous internet users than I ever did in any class.
Now it seems like I all I do is cycle through the same three or four websites. I miss my friends. I miss the truly free online experience.
Does anybody else know this feel?
>>25236808
>long-distance pen pal friend on AIM
>had a Runescape account and only one email address that ended in "@aol.com"
>found porn by searching "hot boob" and whatnot on Google Images on parents' computer
>actually went outside
fuck I miss those days.
>>25236851
>found porn by searching "hot boob" and whatnot on Google Images on parents' computer
I remember being able to search for any number, e.g. "1" or "23" on google images and usually you'd get porn because the filenames would be a series of numbers on the sites themselves. Never had to worry about search history biting you in the ass etiher
>tfw this thread is as dead as the forums you used to go on
Feels bretty lonely man
who here on a late night grind?? im in the studio about to release 3 new songs. bout to make this guap.
Can you videotape your session?
>>25236685
ill do it next time or ill record me at a gig new years.
check out my latest song tho.
https://soundcloud.com/kingbobbytrill/sossy-ll-x-wifi-baby-watersports-prod-chashmoneyap-young-murk
umm hello??? ring ring
Who /alone_on_Christmas/ here?
Who /wish_2_b_alone_on_Christmas/ here?
>>25236521
I'm alone and at work. Just the way I like it.
Completely alone here.
how was /r9k/ when elliot rodger happened? did the board go crazy?
>>25236520
Yes. Lots of memes
>>25236520
I honestly don't remember, I think I was on vacation and came back very confused as to why everyone was telling me I was alright, and not to go to [place] tomorrow.
he just had dick sucking lips
ITT we write haikus
The building is on fire
The path to the door is clear
But I cannot move
I am a failure
A kissless hugless virgin
Mogami River
>>25236473
I am a faggot
please provide me swift death god
han solo dies fart
>>25236473
>no rhyme
>shitty metre
>no alliteration
Haikus are for retards.
>Huh huh, huh huh huh
Marry Kurismasu
General topics:
> Funposting, Feelposting, Shitposting.
> Yandere Stories and Q&A.
> Relationship advice by Dr. Feel.
> Related hentai and images.
Additional Resources:
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> Dating / Community site FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
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> IRC channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> Friendly connection tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
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> If you add a marker, remember to save the corresponding details (if you ever want to edit or remove it).
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I sold some of my possessions and used all my money to get someone a giftcard for Amazon this Christmas. I feel pretty empty though, like I should have gotten them something from the heart, except I didn't have an address. I dunno how I feel, they haven't gotten it yet. I hope they like it.
>back from /d/
were the yandere love-crazed dickgirls too much?
>Finally talk to cute neighbor
>On the first time he seems friendly enough, interested even
>Second time he seems uniterested
>Don't talk to him again
>Still want to stalk him
>Pretty sure he's schizo
who /heartbroken/ here, also Merry Christmas yg
Can we just have a thread where we just sit around and have conversations with eachother?
>>25236434
That's every thread, dum-dum.
So what are some good rpgs you played?
>>25236434
How are you? Where did you get that picture from? It's pretty funny. Can I save it?
Www.twitter.com/gothanal
This girl is a new porn star i've been watching a lot lately.
She is super fucked up by the looks of it, she ate an omelette that was poured into her ass whilst crying with 2 min spitting in her mouth and rubbing their assholes in her face.
If you look at her amazon wishlist she wants nothing but pretty intellectual looking books about existentialism and she tweets about the performance of her stock portfolio.
How do smart women become this fucked up? I understand blonde stacies taking dicks for cash because they cant do much else but Charlotte seems to genuinely need to be degraded for some reason. Smh senpai.
Yeah she's so brilliant when she's gargling piss, just like Sasha Grey. SO SMART!
>>25236420
>Roman numerals tattoo
Looks interesting.
>intellectual looking books about existentialism
Do you pay on the first date?
>>25236408
Yes, you pay for whatever you purchase for yourself. The strong, independent woman pays for herself as well.
>>25236408
>still entertaining women in 2016
when will betas learn ?
>>25236408
Depends how it goes. If she offers to pay and we argue a bit on if I will pay or we pay separately then sure. Otherwise no.
At some point in the timeline of history, conversation and relationships became disjointed. To be successful in the modern era requires a large amount of lying, deception, trickery, just evil in general. Honesty was once a noble virtue which all men saw as beneficial. But today, people prefer dishonesty to form bonds and gain success. It's not just lying, it's also choosing who to bring down around you to bring yourself up.
I believe this is the result of effeminacy. Lying is a female act, it is what women are best at. Men are supposed to counter-act this by being honest and truthful. Loyalty is a facet of honesty, women are neither. Modern men are becoming more and more like women in their ways.
This is the reason robots are not successful, they have not traded their natural male ways for the ones of females. I see it everytime I leave the house, men flock around women, they treat them as their masters and their gods. The way these men behave with women, letting them talk and direct all conversation, it shows that the men are ultimately bringing their conciousness to the level of a womans, being interested and involved in the thought process of a female. We see it now, men talking about other men behind their backs, sowing discontent in a field of jealousy and contempt for their brothers. We see how men are acting politically correct in order to satisfy the female ego and desire. This is a dangerous game, because if you pretend to be something you really are not, you will soon lose your identity and become the mask you wear.
>WE WUZ VIRTUOUS N SHEIT
It's not really lying, just withholding the truth.
It's basically guile and charm. And you need it these days to be successful.
>>25236506
I don't think there was ever a point in history where guile and charm weren't big advantages.
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