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Who /completelylosthope/ here?
Sometimes when I think about my life, my situation my outlook, the only thing that happens is my mind goes completely blank. Some mental block. I can't even manage to hope anymore. I've lost all I could. There is no point. The fateful reality of this only increases exponentially with each day as I am losing my mind.
No matter how long or how hard I try, the conclusion is always the same: There is only death.
Yes, but I have no objective reason for that.
What's yours?
>>25239928
I have one. And that fact is what causes me the most mental anguish. If you just imagine the most pathetic, unfortunate /r9k/ robot ever, that's basically me.
It's systemic in how fucking ridiculous it is. The worst of it all started in my early 20s, but I was still a little bot in my childhood.
>>25239964
What is it? Explain.
is there a word for the thing that happens when you drink lots of straight vodka (half a litre plus) then the next day the back of your tongue hurts when you eat food and the more you eat the more painful it gets, to the point where you can no longer eat.
have any of you had it, how do you get rid of it
thanks
>>25239743
Don't know what it's called but I've had that on the roof of my mouth once
>>25239766
How did you sort it
>>25239989
No clue, I just had to ride it out famm
>24
>NEET
>Not even one friend
>Not even one internet friend
>Have a gf and getting laid isn't a problem but she is a NEET with no friends and even less social skills than me
>all I know how to do i is a t fake to fuck girls or get free drugs at a party im incapable of forming a friendship
I'd trade all my "chad" powers away for one real friendship. I really would. I'm so fucking alone. I even spend hours a day just staring at a wall doing nothing. I'm completely alone and nobody likes me nor should they. I'm totally empty inside. It hurts. My own family doesnt even care to speak to me on christmas.
How did you find the girl? That's my dream life pham
>not sitting around watching anime and playing video games with your neet gf all day every day, while the whole stupid, annoying world leaves you the fuck alone.
>not living the fucking dream.
I like how these bizarre posters always have a unique picture that perfectly reflect their post.
>yfw God exists
>mfw I am god
>mfw God doesn't exist
>>25239654
>tfw you realise religion is just a collective coping mechanism
Religitards are normies and need to get out.
i know a bunch of normies lurk this board, so let me ask you a question
when you have a GF, can you just grab her boob or ass whenever you feel like it? and kiss her when you like?
Seems so alien doesn't it?
>>25239615
boobs nah, ass and kisses yeah
thats what it seems to be with my friends, personally I dont like physical affection and she always initiates that kind of thing
misery.jpg worship thread
post your misery pics, discuss your interactions with misery, talk about how beautiful and cool and mysterious mystery is, hopefully she will appear in this thread too
also post tits
Fauqes off
>>25239592
>tfw it's Christmas and I still haven't talked to mystery one on one
>it's the only thing I wanted for Christmas
>know she's too busy fucking Chad to be posting on r9k tonight
Feels bad man
>tfw no fucked up mystery gf
>>25239713
She unironically went ice skating with some /soc/ dude clearly looking to creampie her. Check the archive man, this is the pinnacle of forever alone fembots.
>How are you holding up robots?
Feel free to dump some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A
First of all, what's your definition of 'robot'?
I want to know who I'm hanging out with.
On a diet but being constantly surrounded by good food... Overall I am becoming more resistant to salivating at the sight or smells of food, like I've constructed a model of it going right to my fat.
>>25239702
Mid twenties+ alcoholic with no friends, dissowned by family and no future.
Who /tinnitus/ here?It gets worse every week
here.
makes me want to stab out my eardrums
Newbie here, 3 months. It's not getting worse, which is good. Does yours also adjust during the day? Mine feels way quieter when I wake up at night compared to the daily ringing.
How you guys get it?
>check facebook
>ex is in a relationship
I still love her. I fucking hate Christmas.
>>25239493
you are a failure in every way imaginable
Glad you're having a shit christmas normie
>>25239507
>>25239531
Cheers, homebois.
So, how are those novels coming along, neetserfs?
Hey you know, new years is coming up pretty soon, why don't you try to set some resolutions and actually try to fulfil them this time instead of sitting on your fat asses, playing vidya and munching on doritos?
I don't write novels. Don't have time because of all the anime I watch.
Next year, in addition to watching anime and receiving welfare checks, I will be getting a diploma in computer engineering at TAFE.
>>25239400
wagecuck you should be sleeping, don't want to slack off on your job do you?
As the old saying goes cuck. "Another day, another cent"
>b-b-but what if I like my job!
>b-b-but I can buy what I want
there goes all your arguments in the binkill yourself
>>25239400
>>25239758
Christmas is a time to enjoy the flood of RAGIE WAGIES
Your oneitis just stumbled into the elephants foot
Do you rescue her? She'll love you forever
fuck no, i've been wondering what would happen if a human got near that shit my whole life.
i'd watch that ho die for science.
>>25239330
Wouldn't stumbling into the elephants foot give you a lethal dose of radiation in a matter of seconds?
>>25239330
She can't be rescued, her death is guaranteed.
Some people are moaning about their crappy presents, but what did you get other people?
Bought $40 gift cards for 5 people.
My dad bought me a watch and my ma bought me a house plant.Sis bought me an ocarina like from OoT.
>>25239218
Nothing literally nothing at all
I'm giving my dick to a female friend of mine tonight. She better like it cause I'm giving her her gift whether she wants it or not.
What's it like to spend Christmas with someone who loves you?
>>25239213
I wouldn't know I have to spend it with my family
It's great. You can smell her Christmas socks and come in her hair.
>>25239323
>You can smell her Christmas socks
I want this so bad that my heart skipped a beat
Merry christmas from /s4s/
>>25239210
I fucking hate s4s. I hope all you faggots GET NOTHING FOR CHRISTMAS
Merry Christmas from long-lost /l/
Merry christmas from Ylilauta.
>be 23 y/o virgin ugly manlet
>not socially retarded, just ugly
>meet a qt in school 1.5 months ago
>we talk almost daily about home work and school stuff
>there is a chance she likes me, laughs at jokes I make, invites me to study etc etc'
what now robots? how do I take it to the next level? I don't want to be the beta who asks her out and she says no...
>>25239085
>you finally work up the courage to ask her out
>"But anon, are you over 5'3"?"
>n-n-n-no b-b-but
>she walks away laughing
>>25239101
i'm 5'5'', she's like 5'1'' or something
You may still have a chance. Don't delay it and tell her confidently that you want to date her. But being ugly strictly restricts your chance.
