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>wish her a merry christmas
>no reply
>>25241749
kex
>>25241749
you're losing her. quick, send her a dick pic
it's ok she replie and even made a card for me on ms paint.
What should I do for her in return?
What are your honest thoughts when you see hot girls irl? Mention both for picrelated if you saw it, and also in general.
>picrelated
She's reading in public to attract both chads but also beta orbiter literary types. She could've been in the library but she wouldn't have had as much attention if she did.
>in general
I realise that their lives are easy as fuck, they have tonnes of chads offering them sex over tinder / their phone.
>What are your honest thoughts when you see hot girls irl? Mention both for picrelated if you saw it, and also in general.
"Why is she reading outside"
>she must have a great life.
>Don't look at her don't look at her don't look at her
>i want a bf
>tfw no bf
>i'm lonely
lmfao do you ever fail harder? gif could be you if you put in a fucking little effort anon kuns ;3
>>25241718
The way they draw the bottoms in those hentai is so fucking weird, its like all they do is draw an anime girl, give it a slightly masculine face, and slap a dick on it.
It doesn't look like its geared towards people who want men fucking men or people who want men fucking trannies, who is the market for this shit?
>>25241789
>who is the market for this shit?
Men who like women with dicks but can only find men with boobs IRL.
>sissy
>with a masculine cock
What is this
Do you make any videos for youtube as a hobby?
hi *wink*
>>25241779
*raises paw tentatively*
Yeah, maybe you've heard of me. I've banked literally thousands of dollars making fun of PewDiePie and his dumb fans LMAO.
What's the point? I'm 24 almost 25, no friends, no family, spending Christmas alone. No money, no prospects in life. The world gets shittier every year. There isn't even an /r9k/ to revel in anymore because this board has been taken over by normies le ironic shitposting, and /b/tards posting gay porn 24/7. This thread won't even get any replies.
There is no dream, there is no happiness.
>>25241622
are you me 2 years in the future. Kinda sounds like it
Why are you choosing to think so negatively?
This is a choice you make every day, and it's ruining your life.
Anon-kun, I have a present for you. :^D
In all seriousness though, I empathize with you. Take care friend.
Left or right?
please be quite honest with me familia
Right senpai
>>25241620
left.
> tfw i have a fetish for tall women. also short haired women.
Right easily
suck my cock, every last drop
y-you too mistress
Why do her tits have whiskers?
>prffy, swolen, high-flow tidied
Diamonds right now tbqh
Merry Christmas, Anon!Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?
Can't find a feminine enough looking dude
>>25241482
cuz i'm gross
>>25241521
GAY
>>25241524
Find someone as gross as you
I'm a 1/10 fembot but I don't care, I'm shooting for a 1/10 guy too!
>take a shit
>get in shower
>thoroughly scrub the boipussy clean
>soak body in scented soaps
>climb out of shower, shivering slightly as the cool air brushes over my naked body
>dry myself off
>apply a bit of deodorants and a bit of boy perfumes
>pull on a lacey pair of underwear I've borrowed from my sister
>put on more dainty clothes to cover up my lewd body
>comb my silky hair into a cute style
>put on some lip gloss
>sit down at computer and moan on image boards all night about how I'm so shy lonely and will never have a loving boyfriend
tfw no bf
>>25241475
i just did all of this
r u me?
>>25241475
Thanks for the visual, OP.
Gonna fap now.
>>25241475
you fucks are so lucky
i have dark coarse body hair all over and its a bitch to upkeep if i wanted to do this
what does r9k think of cute yuri anime girls?
>>25241408
girl on girl is disgusting.
>>25241408
no no no thats not yuri at all
Why did this pic make me hard?
>year
>major(s) and minor(s)
>career path
>funny story from your school
Sophomore year
Stats and CompSci major
Hopefully get a good paying job right out of college, unsure of what at the moment. Data Science would be sweet
I tutor math and a kid didn't know how to find the area of a rectangle. When I told him he asked me if that was expected knowledge by now
>>25241390
>year
third year
>major(s) and minor(s)
a full maths major (pure/applied) with a minor in stats
>career path
I.T, Data, some sort of analyst. Ultimately I want to become a professor.
>funny story from your school
cant remember, put my hand up, asked a stupid question to the teacher, stuttered a lot, and classmates started laughing off and whispering to each other; they think im stupid.
>year
Senior
>major(s) and minor(s)
BS Geological Sciences
>career path
Trace element analysis
>funny story from your school
We have hear bad ass foxes that live on campus because they're an endangered species. These little niggas range from absolute wild animals to sweet little guys.
>>25241390
>year
Graduated
>major(s) and minor(s)
BS Software w/ minor in Comp Sci
>career path
Web devving lmao
>funny story from your school
Not from the school that I graduated from but there a time where this dude got in an argument with the professor. He threatened the professor and punched the wall behind his head. I thought he knocked him out.
i don't want friends
I don't want
beer is cheaper than friends anon
Not sure I believe you.
>at bar drinking alone
>waitress keeps hanging around me
>even though it feels like she's bored as fuck when we talk
Why the fuck won't she leave me alone?
>>25241233
if you're the only one there she might be waiting to serve you another drink
>>25241283
I'm not the only one, there's at least five other fucks here
>>25241340
Don't question it enough to ruin your experience. Just get all you can out of it. Maybe you can use some more friendly people in your life, who knows, try it.
>spending christmas alone
>family is dead
>no friends
>not a single gift i didn't buy myself
>no bf
I hope you're all having a better christmas then i am.
I wish I was gay like you OP
My chances of getting into a relationship would improve significantly
I'm pretty much in the same boat. I have a kid but she's on the other side of the country. Spending my Christmas with 4chan and the remains of a pizza I ordered yesterday.
>>25241260
haha yeah i'm gay..;_;
>>25241297
Ah i hope you don't feel too bad, it must be terrible having her so far away.
who /got a a gf for christmas/ here?
>>25241212
I asked Santa for a qt british petite gf and didn't get one
Maybe next year, I have to be a good boy and stop being mischievous
I'll get off santas bad list for sure
>>25241212
I actually did. Saw an old school friend I haven't spoke to in years on a night out, inboxed her the following day and we've fucked like 10 times since last week.
ITT: Normies that need to leave /r9k/
