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>Fuck one
>Marry one
>Kill one
Go!
>>25240558
fuc left
marry middle
kill knobhead
Left, center, kill that abomination on the right, whatever it is
>>25240558
kill all
2016 ahead of you.
Regardless of the fact that you might not do them,
what are things you know you could do with yourself that would turn your live to the better?
Stop drinking so much alcohol.
>>25240510
get stronk
find way to remove baggy eyes
get license
>>25240546
Pretty sure that sleeping enough and getting enough vitamins/minerals helps a great deal with the eyes.
Who /boobguy/ here?
>always fapped to boobs
>when losing virginity pretty much spent all night with hand on her tits, massaging, squeezing her boobs, pinching and sucking her nipples and trying to make them hard and pointy as possible and enjoying the softness of all that boobs, sticking nose in her cleavage and inhaling and made sure to cum on them
>tfw will never forget the first boobs I groped and how amazingly soft and springy and malleable they felt while still going back to their original position like one of those mouse pads with a wrist rest except infinitely softer and spongier
Only thing I regret is I didn't get a tit wank, I'm mad I forgot to ask her.
I really need some tits to feel up. If I had a gf literally all I would do is molest her rack all day and night.
Tits are nice, but i'm an /assfanboy/
>>25240504
>tfw love tits and ass
>tfw the best sex of my life was with an extra skinny girl with no butt and barely a-cups
Feel like such a dumbass for letting her get away even though I got used to her total lack of features
>>25240504
That's too bad anon
I did get a tit wank from a 15yo cutie with c-cups when I was still underage (it's legal where I live), and it was fantastic
I've been having a recurring dream where me and some other person abduct children and kill them , supposedly to sell their body parts on the black market. What does it mean?
Also feel free to share any dreams you've been having.
>>25240502
i have dreams where i'm in middle school again but i forgot my homework
>>25240509
Supposedly , that means that you regret not trying harder in school back then
I've been having dreams where my friends get killed or beaten by insane people, and I can't do anything about it.
I'm not sure if I missed some information growing up but I can't shave my body hair without getting this nasty irritation. How do you get a hair-free bod without the irritation?
>shaving body hair
You a trap or something lad?
>>25240506
Nah I just think happy trails look ugly.
>>25240480
it just stops happening after a while you can probably find some kind of cream to help but your skin just gets less sensitive after you do it a few times.
>ITT: We make memes for 2016
"f am" is outdated and ghetto, I propose we use "kin" instead
eg: tbqh kin I don't like your attitude
>>25240479
tbf (to be frank) I don't like this idea, my relative.
>>25240479
can we make Toaster Steve a meme?
>>25240479
kin is short for fuckin, cunt
>family next door full of happy children
>all screaming about all the presents they got
>mfw sat alone
>>25240464
You're a grown up now anon, you're too old for toys.
>>25240464
Same OP. It's doing my fucking head in.
Sitting alone drinking myself into nothing right now.
>>25240475
People don't "grow up" as much as you think they do. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking normie.
If you wouldn't do this that is why you don't have a gf
Girls like high T risk takers while you guys wouldn't even take the risk to walk through a large crowd of people
>>25240425
Do girls like rapist?
Will i get a gf if i risk going to jail for raping and killing some random qt?
I take risks all the time. I would say that suicidal people are exciting risk taking people. Wheres my gf?
>>25240474
gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy rofl
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is anyone else on here looking extremely young for their age?
I'm a 23 year old 5'7 manlet and people always think I'm barely 18 or 19 at the most.
It's fucking infuriating.
I work with people who are like 4 years younger than me and they all thought I'm younger than them.
I'm 19 and people think I'm 26. Step up your gaem.
I'm also a 5'7 manlet and everybody assumes I'm incompetent and tries to help me do shit.they are right
>20 and tall
>regularly walk into bars without being asked for ID (legal age in the US is 21)
>fuck MILFs on the regular this way
so i like a girl but i never have an opportunity to talk to her. should i message her instead of waiting and what should i msg her about? im scared she'll laugh about the messages with her normie friends
go ask /adv/, fucking normie faggot
>>25240318
no
fuck off robot i swer to god im originality at its finest
>>25240305
never message a girl
seriously, unless she messages you first
always speak to her in person
messaging her on -your time-, just lets her know how into her you are
Have you ever got a girl this flustered /r9k/?
>>25240173
he looks like shit as well
and yes I have
Yeah when she saw my dick
Muh dick nigga
Muh dick
I tried but failed.
decided to never care about girls or any of that shit ever again.
>tfw muslim
>tfw no retarded christmas parties with normies
Instead you have a whole month of no food or porn
>>25240153
>muslim
>calls others retarded
Go fuck a goat, at least you won't be virgin anymore, sandnigger
>>25240153
Sounds like you got a bigger problem
>Remembering how magical and awesome christmas felt as a kid
>you will never feel it ever again because you are an old depressed lazy grinch loser
>tfw my sister actually called me a grinch today
I miss being blue pilled. literally had to grow up and realize the nightmare that is how hard life cvcks you.
the greatest gif instead of an xbox would've been if someone shot me in the head while I still had a chance.
>>25240081
>xbox for christmas
Underage or normalfag?
Either way, you should kill yourself.
>go to a Christmas party with family where you barely know anyone
>chads and stacies there
>everybody avoids you simply because you're ugly
I hate family holidays not because I hate my (extended) family but because of how anxious I am around them.
anyway heres my xmas story
>christmas being celebrated at my (parents) house this year
>extended family fathers and one family from mothers side come
>fathers side are all mega normies, chads, and stacys
>mothers side more robotish (thanks for those genes) but my cousin who came is a stacy, though I can still sense some robot heratige in her, has a handsome bf who is perhaps a chad but is a nice guy
>cousins son on dad's side is 10 is starting to display the typical millennial behaviour, staying in his room all day ect. (turns out he's actually making gaming videos for youtube, pretty cool imo even though he undoubtedly has an unbearable online persona, being 10yo edgy, cheeky cunt and all, also a mini chad in the making)
>within in the first 5 mins of people arriving aunty on dads side (cousins sons grandmother) loudly tells me that cousins son is reclusive/anti-social and that he's LIKE YOU, I try to explain that it's just the times and it's normal, she ignores that and say he's JUST LIKE YOU again. Like I somehow influenced him or she just resents me for being like that too.
>everyone would have heard this mean spirited conversation/accusation where my aunty was clearly out of line yet no one; not even my parents intervened. I was just met with a few sympathetic/shocked faces and indistinguishable murmers.
>feel like not even my family has my back and if I stand up for myself I'll be demonized for causing drama, leaving me feeling humiliated
>fight back tears for an hour or two but manage to save face
>can't even look at my mothers side cousin or her bf in the eyes can't converse with them and reconnect with someone I have fond childhood memories with (I rarely see my mothers extended family due to some fallouts), feels bad man
(1/2)
>>25241141
(2/2)
>she probably thinks I'm a rude cunt or a huge beta
>later on I hear my aunty basically have the same conversation, which many heard again since she's loud af
>thankfully sisters bf is pretty robot and similar to me and comforts me as we joke about how this is like that southpark episode where Ike wants to watch pewdiepie instead of playing games in the living room, "the living room is dead"
>he has to leave to work so now Im on my own again
>go through the rest of the day fighting intense anxiety and paranoia (thinking people are talking about me/laughing at me)
>worried people noticed my track marks (ausfag so I was wearing a singlet since it was hot af)
>save face thankfully, didn't sperg out or show my power level (too much)
>didn't even get any cool presents to show for it
Why can't normies fucking understand that I avoid people/isolate myself out of depression and anxiety and stop taking it personally. I admit that I avoid my extended family the most but thats only because they make me the most socially anxious because their opinion actually matters to me + ptsd (lel) from all the awkward times I had as a teen at their crazy normie parties where there was no one else my age and would be forced to stand by myself looking like a complete faggot.
Don't project your disappointment in your grandson on me when I have played no role in influencing his decisions. And don't get sand in your vag because I didn't come out to say hi when you visited the other day due to me being asleep (was also in wd's but whatever)
>>25241141
>>within in the first 5 mins of people arriving aunty on dads side (cousins sons grandmother) loudly tells me that cousins son is reclusive/anti-social and that he's LIKE YOU, I try to explain that it's just the times and it's normal, she ignores that and say he's JUST LIKE YOU again. Like I somehow influenced him or she just resents me for being like that too.
Even female family members will attack and hate and vilify you for not being Chad.
>tfw i have the worst fetish of all
You're a footfag?
The worst fetish is loli.
I can't think of anything worse than that.
>tfw illegal fetish
who /constant paranoia/ here?
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