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Are there people who are seriously protesting against dentist for removing these useless ass teeth?
>>25241201
Mine didn't need to be removed, they weren't messing with anything, I guess that's not the case for most people?
>>25241201
Americans always have shit teeth, it's in their genes.
>nanashi
nice white american name too
So are you gonna post the article or what?
Is anybody else /alonebychoice/ here?
Ask 30 women out, maybe 1 will agree
Out of 20 first dates, maybe 1 will lead to a second
Out of 10 second dates, maybe 1 will lead to a relationship
Out of 10 relationships, maybe 1 will lead to marriage
Out of 10 marriages, maybe one will actually be worth spending your life in.
Basically, you have a 1/600,000 chance of actually finding a worthwhile 3D waifu. That's worse odds than any casino.
Nobody's really sure who said it, but I think "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result." applies damn well here.
>>25241130
>Ask 30 women out, maybe 1 will agree
Who the fuck are you? Elephant man?
>>25241130
>you have a 1/600,000 chance
Maybe *you* do.
>>25241140
I've asked out more than 30 women and been rejected by every single one. I'm not OP but here's my pic. Pretty normal looking guy if you ask me.
Room mates are pigs
Would you consider fucking a roast chicken as beastiality/necrophilia?
Would you frown upon someone fucking a roast chicken?
no
depends how it feels
Nah, itd be counted as a food fetish
>>25241084
this
if it is no loner an animal or dead, it is food
another year another no qt 3.14 to spend christmas with.
It's not going to get better OP.
You have to learn to be content with being by yourself because you're going to be doing it a lot.
>yfw quarter indians have the best skin colour.
>>25241103
>not going full on black
are you a faggot or something?
People who usually spend Christmas alone: what do you do?
This is my first Christmas ever being alone, and I don't really know what to do. I'm kind of just sitting here. All facilities and stores are closed, everyone is spending time with family. It's strange.
get blind drunk, eat lots of junk food and pass out by 6pm. It's more fun than it sounds.
It's just a regular day for me, I do what I always do. Play vidya, wank, watch youtube videos, wank, eat, wank, cry myself to sleep.
Sit in a dark room all day and building computers. It's pretty much the reason why I have one job close by.
YOU KNOW HOW THAT SHIT GO
>>25241008
I MIGHT DECLARE IT A HOLIDAY AS SOON AS BAKA GET BACK ON THE ROAD
I'm gonna show em a real WHITE christmas alright.
I'M THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE OF 2015
How's it like after I had sex with my cousin?
It just happaned a few moments ago, she's left my apartment now and heading home.
Is it gonna be awkward? Am I gonna look back at my life when I'm 97, lying there on my death bed thinking "When I was 19 I fucked my cousin".
That's my dream. You should keep fugging her.
>>25240962
>In America, marrying your cousin is legal in 25 states and every year about 200,000 cousins wed.
>Worldwide, it's much more common. Twenty percent of all married couples are cousins. In some Middle Eastern countries, almost half of all marriages are to cousins.
You'll probably get turned on thinking about it and so will she. If you two spend a significant amount of time apart.
>>25241016
https://www.youtub
Merry Christmas everyone, please don't kill yourselves over the holiday season
>>25240934
U don't run my life, m8.
>>25240934
it seems more meaningful to do it now though
>>25241888
M888!
Check the EIGHTS.
>tfw all i wanted for Christmas was a loyal gf weighting bellow 130lbs
>>25240839
>gf weighting bellow 130lbs
umm, don't you think you're setting the bar a little high?
>>25240839
>thinking you'll ever get a gf
why haven't you embraced the free lifestyle yet?
>>25240839
I didn't get my qt British gf for xmas
Maybe next year familia
> Alone on Christmas
>>25240814
That picture always triggers me.
>>25240880
Why? He got more likes than the original post and her reply to it combined
>>25240900
because, she'll never stop having that shit attitude and entitlement so long as she has those orbiters "haha"ing and "this is why i love you"ing her. It's not just this specific girl though, i'd say somewhere around 90%(or higher) of women with a social media account has an orbiter, orbiters and even orbiters she's not aware of, little astroids rather than moons that will show up and encourage her shit behavior whenever none of the moons are available, he'll show up unannounced and keep her under the delusion that she's not a complete shit head just because he thinks there's a chance he'll get to stuff his dick in her.
>merry christmas anon! :3
Get the fuck out of my room.
>>25240812
>silly boys dont get their present being rude that way!
>>25240776
Hey i am sorry but your tits are shittier than my gfs, please get out of my room :)
Why do so many people on 4chan think being aryan is something to brag about?
I found myself in a /pol/ skype group filled with those kind of faggots and there's at least 3 people that are under 6 foot, DYEL-tier, out of shape, genetically 6/10's and they think they're God's gift to the planet for being "pure white"
I don't understand
pic unrelated
Pic related in this case
>>25240739
Being pure white is quite an achievement in a mutt country like America
>>25240739
they're probably not good at anything and so they only have that going for them OR they could be really good at something and for some reason they associate their skill the color of their skin.
Best Christmas in a long time
And if anyone else has a story that relates to the one I am about to dump please share it
>I have always been really attracted to my cousin
>See them for Christmas and I try to spend as much time as possible with him
>We are both really shy so it's hard to even have a general conversation with him
>Lunch time they sit closely next to me, I move in closer pretending there isn't much room
>We both have been drinking so conversation is going smoothly
>I stand up to go grab something and cousin checks me out as I stand up so I just smile back
>Sister is going around taking photos
>Sitting next to cousin I get really close and he smells so good so I keep blinking in the photo so sister has to keep retaking
>He doesn't seem to mind, he sits there with his arm around me
>We are both laughing and we make eye contact for a few seconds and we both freak out and he gets up and walks into the house
Few hours later
>Finished lunch and cousins are all playing a game in the yard when the ball goes over the fence
>"Hey, don't worry I will go grab it."
>Cousin is leaning on the fence and I ask for a boost
>As he helps me by lifting me up by my waist he grabs my ass as he helps me over
>Retrieve ball and about to jump back over cousin reaches hand out and helps me, I am blushing by this point
>"Thanks heaps anon, you didn't have to do that."
>He asks where my pet is and I tell him to come and we can find it togther
>Looking around and remember pet is on my bed
>"come, shes on my bed"
>We both go into my room and hes walking really close to me
>Sit down on bed where he talks to my pet
>I sit really close and smile at him and he puts his hand on my thigh
>He leans into kiss me but we get inturpted by his sister who just barges in
>He stands up and I can clearly see he was hard
>He leaves the room
Get on with it Jesus
Is it weird that i only want to fuck skinny girls?
It just means that you have low testosterone levels
It's a sign of pedophilia.
Turn yourself over to the police immediately.
This thread is being monitored.
>>25240666
No, it's called Not Being An American.
moo
ayooohow is that original
arf
>>25240632
moo moo
