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>merry christmas uncle anon!
>did Santa bring you a gf this year??
"Fuck off Sally."
>>25243870
nope. i seem to have a problem with every girl i come across. even the pretty girls i find major flaws in. their personalities make me hate them
Yea, she's standing right infront of me! Thanks Santa.
How do you stop obsessing over a girl who likes you?
>>25243759
closure
beep boop
>>25243759
Holy fuck what kind of horrific ailment did this man suffer to have maggots coming out of his hair?
>>25243787
But I have closure, I still do nothing but obsess over her. Should I talk to other people? When I met her I was obsessing over another girl so I was able to just be around her like any other friend.
Will one of you kind and handsome anons wish me a merry Christmas?
Oh btwmerry Christmas
marry christmas eve
Merry Christmas man, I hope next year life is better. If you stick to your resolution lifr will get better. But if you don't change life will stay same
Merry Christmas, ya queer.
Hey /r9k/. I'm 18. I've been lifting for 9 months now. I'm getting great results, I've lost weight, still have a bit of belly fat, and I've gained muscle; my man boobs turned into pecs. My arms don't look like sticks anymore. However, I'm still shit with girls. I've never even kissed a girl. I geuss getting /fit/ won't make my face attractive. I'm probably never going to get laid, should I just give up now and strive to be a fit wizard?
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If you wanna get laid you need to talk to girls.
Getting fit helps but its not gonna make girls approach you. The only time a women will ever approach you in a sexual way is if they are some drunk slut at the club and you are really really good looking, then they might initiate the conversation.
Why did you think getting fit would get you laid? Your not a fucking girl. You're a man, your value is evaluated by your confidence and social stature, not your looks you dumb cunt.
You must get out of your comfort zone and risk being viewed as a creeper. As soon as you realize girls like being talked to while others don't want anything to do with you but nothing bad will come of it 10 mins after the short interaction - you're one step ahead. It's a touch balance of setting your mind to not be needy while also getting you in the position of actually meeting people. If you're at Starbucks and you see a cute girl: Sit next to her and try to smile. Doesn't matter if she knows you're there because you want to get in her pants - again, nothing bad will come from it. But nothing at all will come from it if you're home alone.
You will be attractive eventually, and some girls will like it eventually that you get in contact with them.
>>25243689
Getting fit is only part 1. Now you have to dress better. Get a hairstyle that fits your face. Learn to stop mumbling and/or stuttering. Learn how to look people in the eye without being a creep. Fix your poster. Add some kind of activity into your life that makes you worth talking to.
how the FUCK do u compete with this?
protip - you don't.
Why would anyone be in competition with sliced pickles?
Who is this thread even targeting?
>>25243664
>ywn have dill flavor
Why even live family?
>>25243777
fucking mayo man, shit is gross.
Why don't you show this much love and affection towards Jesus, your lord and saviour?
No wonder Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. They are the TRUE believers!
>>25243568
Because Jesus wasn't a pedophile warlord who needed people to mutilate themselves to show their devotion.
>>25243597
>implying you wouldn't fuck prime teen pussy if you could
>implying charlemagne and other christfags weren't partial to warlording
>>25243568
I don't need to mutilate my body for Christ. He went to the cross for me already.
>three years ago
>things not so good
>start talking to a friend
>"everything will be okay, anon"
>take great comfort in her presence for me
>over 2013, we would become close
>she not only became my best friend, but my lover
>went through much together, including fallouts with mutual friends
>she always had my side
>i always had hers
>i fell deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole
>end of 2013 comes
>she moves in with my family and i
>early 2014, we move into a flat
>life is good, but she's a little lazy
>a lot lazy
>no problem
>condition was that she helped me pay rent
>she never got a job
>upon moving in with me, her temperament changed
>was like walking on eggshells
>she would get angry
>she got angrier and angrier
>always apologised for outbursts but never stopped actually going off
>got to the point where she was slapping, punching, biting and throwing things at me
>still was such a manlet to forgive her
>used self-harm as a weapon against me
>by october it's out of god damned control
>she leaves in december
>whole time she never got work and spent all my money on smokes when we didnt have enough money to eat daily
>left me with literally nothing
moving on to this year
>work my arse off all year
>kick her out of my life
>done everything i can do move on
>including many many hookers
>she still appears in my mind when I try to go to sleep
You were my best friend. You were everything.
I hate having to move on, but I must.
itt post your own shitful stories
>>25243555
Check'd trips.This isn't a very thread.
>>25243555
The trips has spoken, anon, you will be fine.
>"This isn't a very thread."
hwat
>>25243672
[adjective revoked]
Why in the majority of these questions have these two kinds of white women
a) The white women who say that race don't matters because they want to be with men of other race
b ) The white women and women of other race that want to say that white men are shit and they prefer black men or any other ethnicity or group
c) Nobody says that they prefer white men because all your reputation is of losers and the own white women show this when they say that race don't matters to let open be fucked for men of other race while the other group of white women and women of other races say explicit that white guys are shit
Basically, white guys are pathetic and mocked in both answers.
The most cucked race.
http://www.girlsaskguys.com/dating/q1836488-do-you-think-white-guys-black-guys-or-a-half-black-white-is-most
Is depressive and a humiliation being a white male with all this cuckold loser male race image made by america media, porn industry, racial entertainment and white women while white men have nothing besides roleplay macho man only against other white men and be only with white women who always put the white men down? It's sad being a white male with this cuckold image who americans never will remove because was part of their anti-white male racial demoralization, emasculation, humiliation racial social engineering with everything that they made only against the white males and forbid the white men to be men against other race of men, look that white men don't produce movies, porn, make nothing showing dominance, mocking other race, creating racial attack shame in their masculinity, create porn against them, everything who white males make are castrated politically correct version of movies, porn, tv shows, everything who they are the losers, they are mocked, they are attacked, they are only men against other white men, they are femdom white women worshippers betas while white women don't worship white men, but only shame yourselves.
White loser cuckolds
It's cool to hate on white men, but don't for a second think they wouldn't jump on white Chad's 10 inch cock if they had the chance
>>25243543
get help lol
No one wants average white guys. Even black girls have people who sexualized us and have some kind of fetish. Literally no one has a fetish for average white Guy's. No one sees average white guys as special.
For all you roasties out there.
So here's why I won't marry a non-virgin:
If I was buying a car, let's say a Corolla, I would certainly pay less for a used one than a new one.
A new one has no dents, no funky smells, nobody's been inside it, and best of all, I know it's totally mine. There isn't sticker residue on the bumpers. No weird stains. No little stupid quirks.
If I buy a used car, the paint is faded. The seats have farts living in them. There are weird stains and sagging springs. Maybe with some work it'll be like new, but it'll never be new again.
So here's the thing. The costs of marriage are the same for a used or a new model. There isn't a discount on alimony based on previous mileage or the fact that you've been in an accident.
Sometimes, a used car is better. Maybe I don't have 20k, so spending 5 on a used model is perfectly fine.
But marrying a non-virgin is like spending 20k on a used Corolla and being expected to ignore the stains and dents for the sake of the Corolla. So it doesn't "feel used" or so you can prove you're a "real man" by spending 20k on a used fuckin Corolla.
What's that ladies, you say cars aren't sentient beings so the comparison isn't applicable?
What will you say in twenty years when we have self driving cars with advanced AI?
Will you pay the new sticker price on a used Corolla that's had a hundred drivers just because it has AI?
>>25243537
>not refusing to marry a non-virgin because they can't into committed relationships and have an astronomically higher divorce rate
>ever buying a brand new car
>not buying a used one to save thousands and see what kind of recalls are in effect
Its as if you like buying untested and malfunctioning product
That's a nice analogy between a girl and a car dude but desu nobody even gives a fuck abour your opinions or your sex life, and there are a bunch of guys that are gonna fuck those used 'cars' anyways so have fun with that
Alright, it's time for some real talk
Why are you still here?
Why do every year you make a new years resolution but never follow through to complete it?
Why do you keep saying "this year is the year i get my life toghether" but you don't do shit all year?
time is running out
you are getting older and closer to being homeless
>"i-it's that easy guys"
new year resolution
never come back to /r9k/
>I tried leaving for good but only to return a month later
>this time we get seriousi'm gonna spend every last second until the new year on here
If I wanted to get my shit mashed together I would have had a few drinks with your dad last night faggot.
Who here is sad that they weren't molested as a kid? I wish some hot older girl or a thick milf had forced my six year old self to fuck or had sucked my little preteen cock. Being forced to take some pedos big dick in my little virgin ass while crying or sucking that hot cock until he shot a fat load in my tiny mouth just turns me on so much. Why wasn't I molested?
>>25243386
Well it's kind of a catch-22 there man, because if you were molested you wouldn't be having these current thoughts, and most likely you would have a bunch of serious issues fucking up your life, related to getting violated. BUt the grass always seems greener on the other side.
>>25243522
I'm not OP, but I also wish I had been molested. Even when I was say, 12 or 13 I had wished that a hairy older man would have molested me
>>25243522
Nah nigger, I was perverted as a kid. I wanted to have sex with girls my age as well as grown women since I was like 6. I knew about sex early on and even remember seeing a little girl on the playground one time and thinking how good it would be to take her to the woods and make her have sex with me
How am i supposed to get comfy like this?
>>25243355
sounds like a 3rd world shit hole
>RIU
vai toma no cu, carioca de merda
>>25243941
do not mute
t. Alberto Barbosa
I did it. I fucking did it. I managed to score a BJ from my cousin yesterday. I don't even care if my parents or my aunt finds out, I don't even care if my cousin stops talking to me, finally some sexual interaction with a girl.
>>25243301
so why didn't you go balls deep in her as a reward?
you stupid golden face cuck
>>25243322
Parents and aunt were still in the apartment, neither of us wanted to get caught.
>>25243368
>we didn't wanna get caught
lmfao, what a beta
Has your crush wished you a Merry Christmas /r9k/?
Will she be thinking of you over the holidays?
>>25243172
No and no.its probably for the best anyway. No girl wants a micropenis
N-no to both anon
Haven't had a crush in years family
I can't deal with this shit anymore
Everybody around me is fake as fuck, nobody cares about something other than themselves.
I bought a gift for everybody in my fucking family but what I get ? A fucking sweater and 30 euros its not even the shitiness of the gift its the fact that nobody fucking cared enough to think about something that would make me happy
99% would call me a normie because i have a girlfriend but I know that bitch isnt loyal, i mean why the fuck she keeps telling me that she loves me etc.... when she fantasize about another guy ?
I mean i dont even love her but why does she feels the need to lie about it I dont give a fuck just leave me alone i dont need that romance bullshit
And my "friends" so eager to talk about their problems but when i feel the need to talk about something bothering me its : huhu hu huh huh well i dont know what to say...
I've tried both the robot and the chad lifestyle and they are both fucking awful, people are fucking awful and the worst is I cant get the courage to kill myself im fucking stuck in this shithole for my entire life
>>25243167
Merry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
Killer Kwanzaa
Yoyous Yule
Felix Navidad
now youve realized that life is about pretending to care because it's socially expected and nobody really cares beyond furthering their own agenda
come to the dark side, it's less depressing over here when you dont give a fuck
>>25243167
>nobody cares about something other than themselves.
>None of the presents my family got were good enough for ME
>MY gf doesn't love me enough
>MY life sucks so bad
>leave ME alone
I think you need to take a long look in the mirror and realise that you aren't the centre of the universe, the world doesn't revolve around you and that other people have shit to deal with too.
