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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNFNiofMgJc
>this is all I do with my life, I just sit here and review things
I wonder how many of his fans only like him ironically because he is a meme in reddit now?
>>25249180
he's been a meme on misc for a long, long time
Wait, has Reviewbrah finally moved out of his parents' house?
What non-sexual part of a woman do you find most arousing?
I get diamond hard if a woman has a cute nose, especially celestial noses.
agreed, op. noses are top tier.
I also really like clavicles.
OP, specify that you don't mean fetishes either, because you're going to get nothing but fetish people.
Footfag here and my first reply was "well, feet." But I think what you're going for is more little unconventional things that aren't necessarily overtly sexual, even fetishized.
>seeing a girl's freckles up close while lying next to her
>seeing the smooth outline of a girl's facial profile/jawline from behind
>when a girl parts her lips slightly while concentrating
Both of what you said sums it up + a nice jawline and brows
>tfw bad posture
who /forwardhead/ here? Anyone dealt with it before? Tips for dealing with it?
>>25247639
I have a mix between "Forward Head" and "Thoracic Kyphosis"
When I was a kid I had a "Lubar Lordosis"
i'm bringing /sexy back/
Sometimes it's genetics . i have a natural slouch, i look retatded when i try to walk with a straight posture. As long as you dont walk with your head down you're good
so robots, which ones have it worse with women, shitskins or manlets ?
i vote for shitskins
>>25247536
>shitskins
At least manlets can be white
Reminder that I got the original comment of "taylor swift" in the waifu claim thread so she is my sweet baelor swift forever
shitskins obviously
women are racist to the core
>mfw my gf wakes me up and says merry christmas I love you! And then we cuddle and snuggle
>then I wake up
I want to snuggle with a cutie who loves me and I'd hold her waist and tickle her feet and and eskimo kiss her nose and smell her hair
Why do women hate being loved robots
>>25247617
because they prefer to be treated like this
http://efukt.com/21329_I_LOVE_ROUGH_PORN.html
This happened to me today. Except it was real. Because I'm not an autistic self-pitying retard.
Who /composer/ here?
>tfw almost finished with the 1st movement of my string quartet
Only the 4th to go
The first movement is always the easiest. It's the second and fourth that get ya.
>>25247159
I remember my advanced counterpoint class and writing a fugue. Good times. I just try to apply all these concepts (smooth voice leading, contrapuntal motion) to my fuzzed out grungy emo pop songwriting
>>25247310
Really? I thought the 1st would be hardest because it's in sonata form, I've finished the 2nd and I'm having trouble with the 4th trying to make the Rondo refrain interesting enough and leaving room for variation
>being really into guns
>being really into trucks
>being really into quads and mudding
Why is it that anyone I meet with these hobbies has super strong opinions about things but is also one of the dumbest people i've ever met. These people also seem like if they ended up in any other hobby group they'd chameleon into liking that hobby
you should like what speaks to you and find others that hear the same
Where are you finding these people OP? I have lived in Georgia all my life (granted, the suburbs) and have never met one.
what I've noticed is that while there is nothing wrong with upholding the 2nd amendment as the method to resist both tyranny foreign and domestic (including tyranny from government), those who make it their hobby to play with guns and own 20 of them often are just manchildren mentally.
To them, it's like playing army man but as adults and without having to be the 'man' part of army man.
I'm talking about gun hobbyists, not Oath Keepers, hunters, gun smiths, pro-2nd amendment politicians, but specifically people like /k/
see this picture and now compare it to the 2nd one I'm about to post.
> he sees a picture of a cute girl and spends the next 10 minutes staring at it, imagining a romantic/sexual fantasy involving her
PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one
>>25247090
10 minutes is excessive.
>>25247090
i do that when i see pics of specifically deformed or ugly men. i guess i'm kind of fucked up though and like the idea of co-dependence.
>>25247121
so is your grandmas beer belly fuckboy
Would you fall in love with a milf?
>You will never be the boy toy of a 40 year old cougar.
if she looked like that irl yes
>>25247035
3DPD? Never.
Christmas cakes work only in 2D. Although best ones are not opened yet, so I guess they aren't milf since they aren't mothers.
Still, Christmas cakes are great.
The general idea of this board seems to be that everyone here is unhappy/unsatisfied with their lives, but I'm seeing lots of variation on why and I'd like to see all the different reasons stated here. Do you want companionship? Money? To be taller? A combination of these things?
Just post whatever applies to you, I'm interested.
i desire peace where i live
I wish that I was born, but with a different Brain, that my current self would be dead but someone more capable and normal would make my family happy and lead a normal life as expected of a normal person.
I don't care about girls, sex, money, friends or any of that stuff anymore. I try to ignore it but the only real reason I'm living is because I do or wish to kill myself while my parents are alive.
All I want is to make them happy and I know I am not capable of that, so all I want is that I would be dead and there would be someone to replace me.
i would like a women please
Anyone here ever have surgery for their gynecomastia? Or saving up for it?
What was the cost and recovery like, if yes?
jesus christ ive got it bad but that's just other worldly
>>25246844
That person is fat and deserved it. You have no right to complain about gyno if your bmi has ever been over 18.
>>25246844
My heart hurts for this man.
asian women were made for white cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOhJPozBJB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zkS6Lld3gg
seriously they love big white cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0tvkMthIgY
keke
its so easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXBCP6gMgRc
look at all these easy tips.
The show must go on edition
Post your amazon wishlists, gift other anons, and be comfy. There's no defined list of who has or hasn't been gifted, but feel free to donate to your robots! Make their year!
So, how's your holidays going so far for you? What did you guys do? Any hopes/wishes for new years?
I N S T R U C T I O N S ( comment be original )
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pls anons
M O R E I N S T R U C T I O N S (pls be original)
What are the appeal of traps?
If they look like girls, why not just go for one with a vagina? A lot of traps don't use their cocks anyway.
reminder that traps have even stricter standards than women and will only fuck chad
I like to self-insert as a trap.
>>25246325
>A lot of traps don't use their cocks anyway.
That's not true at all. Most traps don't want to use their cocks to fuck their bf in the ass if that's what you mean, but there aren't many traps who don't still touch their penises for pleasure.
>Emma Watson will never be a young Hermione again
>You will never go to see Fellowship of the Ring at the cinema for the first time again
The realisation feels awful bros.
We just keep getting older.
>>25246317
>tfw such a qt girl turned into a cock-craving slut
How do you handle raising a daughter?
>>25246317
>the Supreme Gentleman is gone
>>25246317
>tfw Hermione is a nigger now in the new Harry Potter movie
