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How di I say season greetings to a group chat of normies without being too normie?
>>25237364
Tell them Happy Saturnalia, then go on to describe how "Christmas" is actually a pagan holiday appropriated by the Christians and Jesus wasn't even born in December.
Say literally anything you want, and then stop caring about it seconds later.
>>25237364
>"pssh nothin seasonal kid"
Share something you have written friends.
A walk in the park
Alone in the dark.
Thinking of yesterday
And what I wanted to say.
I feel your cold hands
And your eyes in the moonlight they dance.
Driving away I think again
Of what I wanted to say.
As I go home with regret
I sleep alone in my bed.
mommys gone to wendies
to bring home the tendies
i saw dad smoking a joint
+50 good boy points
>>25237356
I translated a couple of verses from 'The Plague of Lighthouse Keepers', but it is into my language, so you'll hardly understand it.
>Wciaz czekam zbawiciela
>Sztorm moje cialo rwie
>Chwytam jak morske ziele
>Oddalam i zaglebiam sie
>>25237356
no offense but this is reallybad
>all these fucking normies going to good colleges doing CS with no legit interest in computers just because they want to make videogames or whatever
>mfw i couldn't go to college because going there requires you to go through highschool with hard ass calculus and other shit
FUCK I DESERVE MORE THAN THESE FAGGOT
you can go to community college for 2 years then transfer. you save money too.
>calculus
>hard
>>25237327
>complain about people having no interest in computers
>can't do math
calculus is easy and fuck, and computer science is more math based than you might think, if you cant do calculus dont even bother
Did you leave out some cookies and milk on the hearth for santa?
No because santa isn't real
>hearth
The fuck? I'm no blacksmith
>>25237369
Fireplace you imbecile.
Tell everyone I didn't die a kissless virgin at 26
>>25237262
dying at 25 eh?
hope it works out in your favor in the end mate
Suicide is pathetic.
>>25237285
trolling on a chinese cartoon board is even more pathetic.
when will u admit white priveledge exists
**im not a roastie**
>>25237228
Because of your race. Yes. Correct. Except the reason lies not in the prejudiced brains of your rejectors and people who fail you, but in your inferior brain of being dumb.
Roastie detected
Get toasty
>>25237228
What is this picture? It's completely false.
Femanon here and I have a question.
Is it degenerate to have a bit of a crush on your brother even if he's adopted?
Yes, but if he's adopted it's fine I guess
>>25237197
Yes
>>25237217
Sorta this, because he's technically not blood related but it's still a bit degenerate
>>25237260
My answer's still the same
>Yes, but if he's adopted it's fine I guess
I'm not sure what you want fromme
Yo robots, I'm in quite some trouble, I said something quite horrible to a girl at work drinking last night, she got really upset about it and stormed out crying to everyone, people started having a fat go at me, i walked off quite confused because i was a bit drunk, how do I fix this?
>>25237184
define 'something quite horrible'
nonamericans are subhumans
remove yourself from the gene pool
>>25237200
>>25237200
She was shagging my roommate and I started joking around about hearing them shag, she then said to me "well you haven't shagged anyone since you've been here" and I said in a joking manner", "I'd I'd be devastated if I slept with you".
Who /cantwatchscifimoviesanymore
>Tried watching the Jurassic world movie
>The idea of dinosaurs made me turn off the movie
>Went to see the new Star wars movie
>The idea of a nigger jedi made me walk out
the nigger is not a jedi
>dinosaurs
>scifi
nigga what
>>25237206
WOAH SPOILERS!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Reminder that if you're a white guy and you have hair similar to picrelated.jpg than your name is probably
>Josh
>>25237115
Meh kinda true. Mine is much thicker and could never hang so low. I'm also not 12 so I keep it fairly short.
I used to rock this bowl in middle school and thought I was cool shit.
Or
>Seth
Merry Christmas Robots, I love you!
What a joke. I'm alone tonight just like every other night. Merry fucking nothing.
>>25237128
You aren't alone.
The lord Jesus Christ is always with you.
>>25237181
Like I said, all alone.
I'm not depressed but I just feel so "meh" about everything in life. I'm happy being single and I do alright for myself, I don't want for anything but I can't help but think what's the point? I used to be able find escape in video games and books but lately I haven't been able to really escape into them like I used to. I just don't really feel like doing anything. I guess I'm lazy, but it all feels like it's copy and paste with no real point, yet I don't really want to die just yet. Does anyone else feel this way?
I feel similar but I am depressed and it only started recently. Most video games don't give me the same escape they used to. Some of them even feel like a chore. "Whats the point..?" I have literally sat on the couch for like 30 mins just sitting there thinking and doing nothing else.
>>25237171
same here, i spend a lot of my time thinking and staring at the walls/ceiling.
Same thing since I'm 13.
I'm now 29 and this is fucking hell
Overhear my seven year-old nephew crying, his name is J.J.
J.J.: "I want to be a new J.J. I want to be new!"
Me too, J.J... Me too...
Cryptic as fuck, OP
you should tell him to become this JJ because he's pretty cool
is Edgar Allen Poe the robot of the literary world?
So my neighbor across from me is a Chad and my room looks out right into his house so I spy on him alot. He has a gf who comes over alot, but when she leaves sometimes a different girl will show up. His gf is a beautiful girl so I am doing the right thing and taking this guy down. Just wrote this letter and will put it on her car window. I have been in my room all day and saw her come over and bring him presents, well I got a present for him too. Merry Christmas Chad hope your life gets ruined
Congrats, he's probably gonna see that sperg handwriting and know it was the lonely jerk neighbour that did this.
Enjoy getting your ass beat.
>>25236966
shouldve taken pictures and attached them senpai
>inb4 the busty brunette is his mom
>>25236966
>not typing the letter
Pretty retarded OP, now he just has to see your handwriting and he knows it's you.
Is anyone else here really weirded out by the human face? It's just so weird looking and with everything from ear wax to receding hairlines everything it does is unsettling. How do I not be like this? I can't even look in the mirror anymore
>Inb4 stop doing drugs
I'm sober and don't do drugs/drink
>>25236921
Interesting, I feel the same sometimes. Normally I see, well, people, but from time to time will have those moment of lucidity and think 'what the fuck, this is just an uneven piece of flesh with a plenty of holes in'. Actually creepy. Kind of feels as if you saw a bug with feelers and mandibles and so on in another person for a moment.
>>25236965
Exactly. I constantly feel like I'm on another planet and everything just confuses me. It's really starting to fuck with my daily life cause i feel constantly detached from everything and everyone around me
>inb4 stop doing drugs
TOPKEK AH AH AH AH AH THAT PIC
