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Which girl do you think is the cutest?
>>25236396
>Which girl do you think is the cutest?
>girl
Abby but I think those are traps.
>>25236396
I'm willing to bet every single one of them has a penis. Some are passable though
its been over half a decade since i managed to convince another guy to put his dick in my ass
i dont understand how this is so hard? i live in a big city, with an active gay community. im not fuckugly, i'm average at worst. all i want is for a dude to fuck me. why's this so goddamn difficult to achieve?
Are you the femboy in Atlanta?
>>25236728
no, i live in dallas
Have you tried Tinder or online dating?
Have you tried bars or clubs?
Add a line to whoever posted above you, keep it within 1-3 lines.
>be me
>be 18 in HS.
>be in to quadcopters
>>25236243
>be armless
>have an erection
Alright, here's the deal.
/b/ wants to end the year with a bang and we're staging a fake shooting by the YLYL gang. Figured you faggots wouldlike to join us. Spread the hashtag #YLYLshooting
Thread:
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/659268405#bottom
>>25236237
>#bottom
Holy shit, first time I ever saw the 'skip to bottom' anchor put to use. Impressive, seriously.
We need this
>>25236303
we have bases in /pol/ >>>/pol/59242157
and /b/
TONIGHT YOU WlLL GET YOUR DICK RIPPED OFF.
Highlander is a documentary
>>25236215
The prophesy...
and i will be the perpetrator
ITT we post handsome male anime characters
I love them both.
Asuma was very dilf, to bad he got killed off.
>>25236246
I felt the same way. Just wish he didn't smoke. And if he hadn't been with the other lady (her name escapes me) I'd have masturbated a lot imagining him with Ino.
>tfw no petite gf to throat fuck
why even live
>>25236177
this didnt need its own thread
>>25236265
Nobody identifies with this feel?
It's the most alpha of fetishes
Thanks for the bump though retard.
>>25236265
Yeah it did. For originality's sake.
>some people are having/had sex tonight with their gf
>some people are falling asleep in their lovers arms
>I'm sitting here downing a whole bottle of cheap wine praying for the gift of death for christmas
>tfw will never know the good feels of sleeping next to your lover
>tfw I won't die in my sleep
D E S P A I R B O Y S
lmao nigga ur such a fag
>>25236127
Sage goes in every field including captcha.
Merry Christmas guys. I know this board is mostly conquered by troll posts and anger, but despite this you've been my closest friends. Hope you guys enjoy today, in whatever way you can.
Merry Christmas to you too! And happy holidays!
>>25236121
Same to you OP.
I wish you a merry christmas too. Hope you had at least a bit fun
Late night Christmas Eve feels thread.
Post anything on this relaxed evening. What you want (even if unrealistic), how you're feeling, any worries, how your day is/will be, etc.
After uni my already miniscule, miserable life will collapse completely
>>25236143
Why familia? What are you studying?
>>25236156
I'm exceedingly bad at meeting people as it is, and I know that as I graduate without my closest friends (they're arguably abusive anyway) they'll move on to new people. University is mostly people of my age and stage of life, and the general public will be impossible to meet people in.
I'm doing Computer Engineering, not that I've applied for any jobs. Have to move out by summer so I'm pretty fucked on that front too.
merry fucxing christmmas guysssssssnfasdjfjaskfroseim going to bed but heres this
Merry christmas ho
im fucked but
i hope this is up when i wake up
for christmas
thangs guys
>>25236025
that neck is for strangling degozaru.
>tfw you're the 'ugly sister'
>tfw first kiss was a joke and he laughed about it with his friends
>tfw no qt3.14 bf at christmas
>tfw people bodyshame anyone 'different'
I just want a normal guy who wants a normal girl, where did they go, did they ever exist
Crying counts as a hobby right
>>25236011
>I just want a normal guy who wants a normal girl
>professing to be a normal girl on /r9k/
Will you just fuck off to reddit already, it's christmas FFS.
>>25236056
You didn't Sage so good...
Anyone else want to try?
>>25236056
There's no reason to be hostile. I still have enough esteem for myself to have standards. I'm not asking for a Chad billionaire, just someone who treats me right
>post in "fembot" thread saying if date one of them
>give throw away skype
>none of them ever contact me
>post pic for a couple
>they say I faked the timestamp or I'm a "wannabe Chad" looking to hurt them
Seriously, this fembot meme needs to end
If my past experiences mean anything, they don't want a fix or friends, they want to get replies
They're either dudes or underage girls looking to drag out conversations as long as possible
Even the tripfags
I gave Pinot my contact, same as mystery
Neither ever contacted me, but they still complain about no friends and no bf
Do everyone a favor lads, Sage their threads and banepost the shit out of them
Do it for me please
Then don't use skype. I would never use that shit to contact you. And I'm guessing most people wouldn't either.
>>25235925
Filter "fembot", it works wonders
>>25235949
Skype has no security issues unless you call and they pick up
They fixed resolvers picking up your ip and you can sign up for the account using a throw away email
There's no reason other than the fact that you're trying to push your own anonymous contact bullshit instead of the usual skype/throam
>tfw no kamay washing, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tuko calling, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
There are fucking tons of them in the GTA take some senpai
>>25235785
Merry Christmas OP! I hope you get a qt filipina gf for Christmas or very soon!
>>25235785
Dear OP,
You're looking for a proletariat that has enough time to surf the net. You might as well wish for it this Christmas.
Yours truly,
loving anon.
By the end of February I will know whether or not I will receive venture funding for my business. Hoping 2016 will be great. Else I will probably an hero. No pressure.
>>25235784
Good luck. You deserve it.
>>25235784
you should get a pair of wayfarer glasses, they make me feel like im not failing in life
>>25235784
also watch every evolution of style kinscrusher chess video on youtube starting from #40
