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Do liberal girls ever date conservative/racist/nazi chads?
>>25235756
I believe that is the political dating meme as I remember it.
Girls do like "bad boys", don't they? Most Republicans are that.
>>25235756
If you're not autistic about it, sure. Most people who complain about getting rejected for their politics are spergs who constantly rant about cultural Marxism or whatever. They're the bizarro version of tumblr feminists who complain about not being able to get a date while being massively unhygienic and being permanently exasperated whenever they talk to a guy
>>25235756
They prefer them. As long as it's subtle enough to not embarrass her in front of her friends that is.
/r9k/, please give me a reason to live. I feel like I'm too socially and emotionally fucked to improve.
This isn't a pity thread. Please just convince me that life is worth living.
>21 years old
>no friends
>kissless virgin
>4/10 face
>grew up poor and introverted
>zero confidence and crippling insecurities
>pissed away $50k into school and still haven't declared a major because nothing interests me
>want to have hobbies and interests but I have no natural talent in anything and get easily bored
>even my old hobbies like video games are wearing thin
>never been loved by a person that wasn't a family member
>never had a real conversation with a woman
>blonde hair
>people make weird disgusted faces at me when I attempt to be friendly
>people tell me I have blank emotionless eyes
>if I were able to by some grace of fucking god get a girlfriend, I'd most likely be overly clingy and scare her off
>father won't talk to me
>can barely use the phone without vomiting
>it's Christmas day and I'm alone
>>25235746
I'm sorry anon...there's really nothing to live for...
>>25235746
Kill yourself faggot. Do it right.
http://lostallhope.com/
Forge your soul in the fires of rejection and become a super-villain. That's what I'm doing and I'm 30.
>tfw r9k has higher quality posts today
They may be more depressing than usual, but hopefully we can help each other out.
>>25235739
All the normies are doing Christmas shit, of course post quality has gone up.
>>25235739
>>25235771
Well what are you two up to tonight?
Its real robot hours nigga
Hit that motherfuckin feel right this second my man
>only friend who I still had told me not to come to her Christmas party
>Ethernet broke so stuck browsing using slow as fuck WiFi
>Parents are so disappointed in me that they didn't even call for christmas
>know I'll be spending all of Christmas day alone without a single present
>To top it all off my vagina won't stop spurting blood
I don't want to live anymore. I just want to drink, that Is all I am good at.
What are you drinking tonight. Pic related.
>>25235715
If your boipuci is spurting blood I think you need to go to the hospital.
>guaranteed replies
But good taste OP.
>>25235715
>drinking mouth rinse/pool water
Would you date a girl like her?
>>25235533
that's a project right there
weight loss + good glasses/contacts + better clothes = bumping that 3 into at least a 5
seriously, weight loss does so fucking much for a woman's appearance especially when you have a fat face like that
No.
>>25235533
checked
>>25235533
Nope.
Might get past the weight.
Can't get past the ita.
You're on 4chan after midnight on Christmas day, so let's assume you're a serial killer. What trophies do you keep from your victims?
>>25235530
Eyeball.
>>25235530
None because I'm not a fucking moron. Why the fuck would you keep incriminating evidence? It's like begging to be caught.
A couple of hair, so I could place them around my apartment and pretend they are my non-existent gf's.
Should I ride my bike 4 miles through the rain to go to Christmas mass tomorrow? I've never been to a church service, aside from when I was 7 and my great grandfather died.
Sounds like an experience to be had, seems like a good idea to me. Also that picture is pretty neat.
>>25235528
Grab a raincoat and go. It's a good experience tbqh.
>>25235585
Thank- you O r I g I n a lllllllll
Who else likes guys but thinks traps are gross
Most people everywhere.
thank god the archive is gone
the badonkadonk on some of these black guys is motherfucking REAL
not an faget of any kind, but I like dicks on a man way more than dicks on a 'woman'
daily reminder that being trans is a mental illness and the only cure is suicide
>tfw high of 79 tomorrow
Damn i love the south
>>25235472
Gross.
The onlyy good season in SoCal is winter
High of 62. Low of 42.
>>25235472
Don't you let em forget it
Barely south of Vermont. High of 69 today.
All I want for Christmas is death desu
>tfw bf is asleep so you are alone at christmas atm
N0
>>25235401
>tfw driving home across a snowy mountain pass for Christmas
>tfw spinning 'out of control' and sliding over a thousand-foot cliff would be totally believable
>tfw you won't do it because your balls are balls for ants
>>25235669
It's a wonderful life
DAILY REMINDER THAT NEETS DO NOT BELONG ON THIS BOARD
DAILY REMINDER THAT NEETS ARE HAPPY WITH THEIR LIVES, LIKE CHADS
DAILY REMINDER THAT NEETS CONSIDER THEMSELVES BETTER THAN OTHERS, LIKE CHADS
DAILY REMINDER THAT NEETS WERE BORN INTO THE GOOD LIFE, LIKE CHADS
DAILY REMINDER THAT NEETS BULLY AND HARASS THOSE LESS FORTUNATE THAN THEM, LIKE CHADS
DAILY REMINDER THAT NEETS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MISERY AND DESPAIR ARE, LIKE CHADS
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS BOARD IS FOR ROBOTS. NEETS ARE NOT ROBOTS AND NEETS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!!!!!!
>>25235138
YOU THINK YOU COULD JUST OPPRESS ME YOU WAGEKEKING SON OF A BITCH?
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M 29 AND I HAVE BEEN UNEMPLOYED IN OVER 11 YEARS. I AM THE HOLY MASTER OF FAILING AT LIFE. I AM STRICTLY UNTOUCHABLE.
It's like the Roman Senate in this thread
>>25236872
Sick Roman memeage bro
black guy here, can i have my asian gf now?
it's christmas
Go out and try to meet an Asian girl that shares your interests. What's stopping you?
it's midnight
>>25235378
Just move to Vietnam senpai
All I want for christmas is a girlfriend.
Keep dreaming it's not going to happen. Unfortunately.
>>25235358
same here, I'd settle for a dog, just want some companionship.
>>25235358
you need a social skills tool kit to get a gf my fellow robonigga.
>just started reading a book
pic related
It's really good. What are you guys reading?
>>25235327
reading is for fags
Grendel and pretending to read Gravity's Rainbow.
Grendel is fantastic. All robots should read it.
>>25235428
you read OP's post lol fagdamn im a fag too
>tfw 18 year old virgin
Is losing your virginity that great, or is it just a meme?
Sex is pretty great, but girls aren't.
>>25235423
So you're saying have sex with something that's not a girl?
>23 year old, still virgin
>post a bunch on Craigslist until I get the chance to lose it
>black chick I'm not even attracted to
>sex is kinda mediocre and I never come
>tfw still no gf
lose it casually if you want
getting dick wet randomly won't make you any less of a robot
