Onegai don't cum inside!!!
*SPLUUUUUUUURGE*
*glop glop*
Cumming doesn't make a sound.
>>25229926
Tell that to my papa haha
>>25229896
>*glop glop*
Oh fuck watch out its a horse
Why is /r9k/ so fucking slow tonight?
>>25229844
normies who vastly populate this board are spending christmas with their families.
fookin normos oot gettin sloshed at this festive period t b h
Why do you think? This board is 99% normalfags who are all out partying and shit tonight. The 1% of robots are probably drinking their sorrows away and unable to post.
ITT We post our ASL and our best and worst qualities.
I'll start:
21/f/nj
Best:
Smart (kinda)
Soft hair
Caring
Worst:
trust issues
I don't have many interests
22/m/NY
Best:
>good music taste
>loyal
>not very judging
Worst:
>weeb
>boring
20/m/IL
Best:
Worst:
Alive
25/M/England
Best:
>Too incompetent to do any real harm to anyone
Worst:
>lol I'm a fucking train wreck
>come back home from a trip to lidl(its a cheap german grocery store chain in yurop) with two bags of soda, chips etc as usual
>go to your room and find out that theres a mysterious book on my computer desk that i never put there
>the cover says "social skills and relationships" and the art has pictures of typical normie gathering on a grass lawn on a sunny day
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You know how to respond to this.
Put a severed horse head under her bedsheets
>parents think you can learn about life and social interactions from a book
>not realizing they did a shitty job preparing their child for the world
>>25229767
She's just trying to help you. You can't be an edgy, antisocial NEET forever.
>Be in the military for 8 years, joined when i was 18
>Come back home
>Everyone is different, everyone dresses differently.
>Family makes fun because i tuck in my shirt, have my pants nice tight and perfect, have my boots and always keep my back and head straight
>Everyone walking around with some calven kleins shirts or pants all baggy
>Get told i dress like an old man
Anyone...
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Dress in appropriate civilian attire, you fucking boot.
>>25229806
>boot
>served in Afghanistan and Iraq
>Literally knows nothing about me
Hard people on the internet.
Youre the type of person that becomes someone higher up that everyone openly resents cause youre such a faggot. Act like a human being, not some autistic brainwashed moron. You can be in the military and still look like a normal fucking person.
At what age did you realise that you're not like the others?
>>25229709
When I was 6 and elementary school was constantly calling my parents to tell them I'm fucking weird, which would keep happening for years
It is quite the feel, amigo
>>25229748
got any stories for us friend?
When the other kids noticed my pee pee wasn't like theirs :^[
Was at the movie theatre today watch the new Star Wars with my Dad because we're huge Star Wars fans, and I saw some 20-something guy sitting all alone in the middle of the row.
So my question is, who's the loner that saw Star Wars alone on Christmas Eve? Gotta be one of you.
>>25229706
>guy wants to go see a movie
>goes by himself
>hahahahaha look at him!!! HES JUST SITTING THERE BY HIMSELF LMAO!!! BY HIMSELF!!!!
>>25229706
if he was asian that was me
got a prime seat though dead center of the theater with a spacer seat between me and the normies on either side
My hot aunt goes to the movies by herself. No one bats an eye. Female privilege.
I WANT A QT AFGHANI GF RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!
>tfw ur gf is not an arab qt
maybe next life senpai
>>25229622
>succ
source?
>>25229691
some bitch im snapchatting
>keep the change
>>25229585
Solid post
[/spoiler] original cumment [/spoiler]
Vaping is like a fedora for your mouth
I get it, because telling someone to keep the change is a form of tipping and that young man has a fedora, which i'm sure he also tips
you are a clever guy op
>be in group chat
>everyone ignores you
>create thread
>everyone ignores you
dont give up
d;ssm;d
>>25229548
whats your skype ill add you to mine, we are pretty friendly been going for almost a year now
What's the deal with Christmas? It's just another day. Why do normies get so hyped about it?
Is this one of those Seinfeld jokes?
The television shows make it seem like such a romantic holiday.
You are supposed to eat a lot, get wasted and fuck your friends in the same night, but i think its a regular day for losers like you.
what tv shows do you watch?
>>25229492
Game of Thrones
It's Always Sunny
Ash vs Evil Dead
i only watch patrician shows
fargo
the knickgame of thronesonce upon a time
get on my level
you're gonna call me names
the PBS Newshour. that's about it. I just don't enjoy TV that much
>Living at home with no girlfriend feels: the board
Are any of you genuinely NEETs over the age of 21, or is this just a board for sexually repressed teenagers?
>>25229434
Fuck off normie, back to /b/ with your edgy shit
>>25229483
Answer me virgin
>knocks you the fuck out
nighty night bitch ass white boi
>tfw foster child
>don't know my real parents
>foster parents used to beat the shit out of me, basically torture and a use me all the time (nothing sexual though)
>this continues until I was 16
>one day foster dad (who was an alcoholic) comes in the room when j was studying and got mad at me because I wasn't finish
>started hitting me with his belt
>finally...
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What a shitty person. Hope your doing well man
>>25229347
This. You're your own man anon. You don't want shitty foster parents defining your future. Push on for the rest of your life
>>25229431
This desu. Be a better person anon, pls.
Let's share stories about our awkward first experiences with sex
>be me
>trapmode looks, thin body, babyface, long hair
>hanging out at mall
>see a guy and a girl i know from my local college
>acquaintances but not exactly friends
>chick looks like the most stereotypical deviantart user or hot topic shopper
>dude's a bit on the chubby side,...
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GET THE FUCK OUT FUCKING DISGUSTING NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25229304
Ever have any other experiences with those guys after?
>>25229304
Get the fuck out. Right now bitch.