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>tfw night, going to bed
>those voices in your head saying you are idiot and you should kill yourself
>tfw get into a manic high
>tfw the next week you're lower than dirt
>>24458879
Your and idort kill yourself
>keking yourself
pathetic
Why are some of you guys on here so mean? Why can't you be nice?
>>24458843
This is where people come when they feel the world has been too mean to them.
Could I be nice? Yes
Will I be nice? No
Some people are just frustrated with life and need take it out on someone. Don't take it personally.
>TFW MY GIRLFRIEND OF 5 MONTHS IS PREGGO
Im 24 years old what do i fucking do shes not sure if she wants an abortion (SEE: SEE PROBABLY WONT). What do? Should i do the old staircase trick or blackmail her?
fuck this shit you guys have made me paranoid
>>24458820
At least you'll have someone who'll always care for you.
>>24458820
Why would you kill a baby? Are you a liberal or something?
>>24458820
>Fucking anyone without a condom
>Any fucking year
in 100 years men will be slaves to women used only for reproduction.
extremely unrealistic scenario
>>24458699
The funny part is that men have been slaves to women forever. They are weak and dumb, they rely on men to save, protect and feed them. Their only value is their necessity for reproduction and they've been abusing this fact forever.
>>24458736
men were a mistake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YOB48WGM4Y
Why do some of you male robots think being a female is so easy?
Try bleeding for 7 days a month with terrible cramps on top of that.
Oh... and pregnancy, let's not forget that.
Btw, female robot here.
>>24458492
you're trying too hard kid
>>24458492
Why don't you be a boy then?
>>24458539
No one has ever said I tried hard enough.... thank you.
What's your mothers bra size?
Mine wears a C.
What's funny is that this isn't even the weirdest board on this site.
What's even funnier is that this isn't even the weirdest post on this board.
they're tiny
like A
they're not saggy at all though so I suppose that's good
>>24458449
I have no idea. I'm not an incestuous faggot. That and I moved out 4 years ago.
Hello fembots.
Recently I've been feeling like I'm ready for someone else in my life and that's led me to the conclusion that I'd like to take care of a woman. If you're interested you can fill out the form below.
Age:
Interests:
Ancestry:
Why you think you're good for the role of my girlfriend:
Anything you'd like to say about yourself:
That is all.
>>24458256
>Age
18
>Interests
All things /co/, mostly DC because Marvel is a shit. Also dabble in vidya, but not as much.
Favourite cartoons include: We Bare Bears, South Park, Gravity Falls, Venture Bros, Steven Universe, OTGW, and the Justice League series. My favourite comics are pre-52 Teen Titans and Batman/Superman.
I have no constructive or interesting hobbies because if I did I probably wouldn't be here. However, I do like to save pictures of Robots from the face threads (pic related). I have fun doing it.
>Ancestry
Half Somali/Half Iranian, brown looking
>Why I'd be a good role for gf
I'm nice and I probably have common hobbies. I'm also a khv with few friends. I'm dependable and like comfortable silences. I don't expect much either.
Don't have anything extra to say about myself really, ask if you want to know anything specific.
>>24458256
>>24458429
OP pls respond
>>24458429
Do you have Skype? If so what is your username?
Thanks to places like reddit and 4chan, sexism against women has literally become a meme. Snarkstein and that one other bitch that used to be a dude are just ridiculous jokes riding the wave of hilarity through it all and most of the pigs in that will be in this thread are the water carrying them.
I'm a woman, I'm good at video games, I'm good at pretty much everything men could be good at, and what's funny is, I'm the girly one in my relationship with my girlfriend, she's even better than me and most men at "manly" things.
This entire board IS hilariously stereotypical, but the stereo type isn't "Women can't .." any more, it's "There are some men who actually believe this bullshit".
But that isn't even the point. The point that everybody is missing, including the rabid dumb fuck feminists, is that it isn't about women doing women things or men doing men things or vica verca ... it's that we're ALL PEOPLE, doing PEOPLE THINGS.
Why is that such a difficult concept to grasp. It's literally simpler than 2 + 2
>>24458205
congrats. my waifu> your waifu
There's nothing wrong with joking about gender issues
it doesn't hurt anybody
it doesn't hold anyone back
stop whining
>>24458205
Here, enjoy this.
>don't drink or do drugs of any kind
>mfw it makes normies mad af
Now THIS is civil disobedience
You're fighting the good fight friend
You won't know the true normie indignance until you refuse to 'meditate'.
>>24458181
Who else /pious/ here?
eggman appreciation threadwhere did everything go wrong edition
>>24458103
Is eggy okay?
>>24458426
He got cuCked again, so yes
This thread let's actually appreciate him. I'll start.
Eggman can take abuse from r9k like a champ without cracking.
Why don't you lift, robot?
It gives you a purpose and the illusion of self-improvement, it's a form of therapy and mediatation as well. All the hormones and chemicals might help cure you of the depression and anxiety. Improves confidence, mental focus, etc.
If I get a reply, I will work out for at least half hour tomorrow
Pls help :"(
I can't attach myself to the purpose aspect on a deep enough level and the confidence/depression-relief is just too temporary from what I've experienced.
Also gyms scare me.
>>24458312
You can do it man
Post a description of yourself and I'll make a sim of you, and put you all in a house and watch shit go down.
I did this yesterday and people seemed to like it. Previously, Shrek was cumming on people while they slept and Escobar the autistic /fit/izen was falling for his tricks. Rich the wagekek got in a fight with Adam the shitposting NEET.
>>24458040
Are you restarting or just adding new characters?
continue the last house, I want to see what happens.
Make me OP I'll provide a picture
Do you have mods for more interesting interactions?
>tfw you've never had a real bf
>tfw every guy who's liked you has been perverted or a supreme gentleman
>tfw your friends think you're a normie and you have to hide the fact that you go on /r9k/
>tfw you start panicking when someone mentions 4chan
>>24458025
Girls? Not being normie af? Sounds unlikely
>>24458025
I have no problem with these threads, but why do we need so many every day? Even the blackbots aren't this repetitive.
Notice how everything is to do with how she looks
>oh no these betas will bring down my social standing
>i dont want to get caught doing something my friends dont approve of
>ive never had a boyfriend! Well I have but again admitting I dated anon would put me on a lower social level so i say he wasnt my "real" boyfriend
worthless cunt being worthless, nothing to see
Write a ten word sentence describing what you want in a relationship. I'll start.
>Treat me like a princess. Fuck me like a slut.
Simple. Right robots?
Somebody who will finally make the mistake of trusting me.
We can sit in the rain together. Please be happy.
>>24457954
Nice, boring, /co/ bf who will love me forever unconditionally.
Who /wenttoodeep/ here?
>>24457891
and trying to keep?
>>24457934
up above in my head?
>>24458003
Instead of going under
