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>200 word essay on why i'm glad we live in a multi-cultural society
>haven't even started
>>24465052
>five word shitpost due today
>type "niggers "
>ctrl+c
>ctrl+v 199 times
essay done
now pay me $20 for doing your homework
>>24465052
>200 words
That shit is so easy you can finish it an in hour
You must be in highschool
prove they're not i dare you. you fucking can't.
jesus fuck i'm depressed.
>>24465045
Nah, people have varying degrees of boyfriends. Some are internet only, or imaginary. A few are real even. Sorry about your lack of one though, they are hard to find (if you are homo, which i'm assuming heavily.)
Don't reply brobots. You're better then this.
>>24465109
trans desu senpai
>>24465127
yeah totally bait thread. because boyfriends are so easy to get for everyone always.
also i hate myself.
this one hurts the soul
posted from the last thread
veteran with burns across his body returns home to marry his childhood sweetheart. gets divorced a year later
>>24465066
This isn't an lol thread
Post more birthday boys
Lately I've been noticing a rising trend of "mommy GF" posts.
Is it just a vocal minority, or is it actually systemic?
Is it just a meme, or is it actually real?
Why wouldn't you want a mommy gf?
She would literally cuddle you and take care of you and accept you the way you are and be understanding of your flaws.
>>24464712
Pretty sure it's just a persistent vocal minority.
But also this >>24464823It hurts to live.
>>24464712
systemic in the sense that everyone likes to be cared for, but a minority of people willing to use the terminology to describe the relationship
it's both real and a meme
why does super smash brothers attract Chads? I see Chads all the time at tournaments.
does this piss anyone else off?
I've been to quite a few Melee tournaments, and a majority of people there are not chads lol
> hbox
>Chad
>not mango
>>24464697
Captain Falcon is a Chad for sure
How do I date a NEET?
I'm quite sure he lurks here so I can't post many details.
>>24464689
do it from within an MMO
>>24464715
Neither of us play any.
>>24464689
Show him your tits?
Ladies, post up your biggest red flag names for guys.
>Randall
>>24464668
I've never seen my name in these threads, they just say it sounds like a type of car.
Any black name.
Any.
Some boring common name like john, mike, chris bob etc
seriously. its the perfect solution for robots.
these grills have nothing when they get out, they'll date you literally no matter how beta you are as long as you have basic resources
do nothing but play wow and drink mountain dew all day? they're just glad to have a place to stay
are you thoroughly asperger'd around grills? its ok, shes relatively unstable too
have zero social experience? your new latina qt will lovingly feel your body and give you sex every night because you provide for her and helped her "turn around"
>pic related, one of the qt pi's i am sending letters too
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/estephanie-0847875.html
Any woman who is an inmate would either be
>a manwoman looking white trash/nigress bear
>a meth head who would top Jerome off for a new purse
>>24464653
Nah, inmate girls get out and fall back into their clique of druggie/delinquent chads and insanity. They'll pretend to like you long enough to steal your shit and move back in with the guy she had before she got locked up. You do yourselves no favors with these girls
>>24464653
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/caitlyn-00537601.html
>Earliest Release Date: 2072
>Maximum Release Date: 2074
Well then.
I have a question. Why is it Mexican women are called brown but I'm called black? My skin is brown, even browner than theirs. So why do people say "no you aren't brown you're black?"
Here is a picture of me. I'm obviously brown.
because you're black?
>>24464646
if anything you just look really sun burnt
>>24464700
But I'm not black. People always say we have black skin but we really don't.
>tfw gf says I'm hung like a horse
>tfw I'm only 5.5 inches long
Lies lies lies lies lies li
She's saying that to be nice. Sorry m8.
>6 inches and some change
>Will never get a gf because of gyno
>>24464553
Women have no concept of what actual penis lengths are, which is made worse because men lie to them all the time about how long their dicks are. Her exes probably had small dicks and lied about it.
Post women that are way out of your leage.
>tfw no petit cowtits gook gf
>tfq no 8/10 ebony gf
>>24464403
brown girls a best girl
Would you settle down with the Nazis, Japs or neither?
>>24464210
Why the fuck would the usa be full with subhuman chinks?
Neither. I'm a Jew plus I'm not left wing.
shit i forgot this show even existed
binge watching it tomorrow
ty anon
>tfw no qt robot scientist gf
Fallout feels? Fallout feels.
Shitty reddit game for shitty reddit people
>>24464282
And what do you play, anon?
>>24464773
Have been on a Nuclear Throne streak for the last few days, managed to loop with Y.V. and Fish over the weekend.
>when you make a strong cup of coffee and it gives you a brief near-opiate high
fuuuuck i feel good
>when you dont drink coffee and arent addicted to a substance that causes health problems, bad breath, and dependence
Fuuuuck i feel good
>>24464100
>health problems
???
>>24464100
It only causes health problems and dependency if you drink it heavily.
Aside from that, it actually does have benefits
You have 12 skill points to distribute between your future gf's looks (/10) and personality (/10)
GO
5/10 looks
7/10 personality
Personality > looks (unless looks are beyond all repair). Average looks are fine as long as we're compatible/complementary.
>>24463969
10 looks 2 personality
When you give a poor homeless man a million dollars, why do you expect him to do anything with it except waste it all as soon as possible?
>>24463969
6/10 looks
6/10 personality
that is the max that you can get of both at the same time
how is this even a qustion?
