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>get new job
>work there for a couple months
>get along extremely well with qt coworker
>even our boss says we're the "dynamic duo" and deliberately schedules us together
>come in one day, qt tells me she cried all day because she broke up with her bf
>have a great shift with her after this conversation, finally work up the nerve to ask if she ever wants to hang out
>she says yes and tells me to text her whenever
>this was thursday
>still haven't texted her
how do I girl
>>24471916
"hey lets see a movie/hang out/chill *insert day*"
>>24471916
"Hey whhas good mah nigga?"
if dubs say this and post results.
>>24471916
If you want a gf from scratch, first you have to invent the universe.
how do i get a gf with a body like pic related?
That is so fucking disgusting holy shit
>>24471853
Dunno m8. Stretch marks are a pretty big turn off when they are reddish like that, but otherwise looks ok. I'd be worried, though, that people think I'm "settling" because I'm a 24yo virgin.
her minus 20 lbs. and those stretchmarks would be lovely.
dont mind me just posting oc from 2013
hey guuus whats up ah hahaha hey :)0000000000
whaoh hey guys tfw no gf
haha gross dude !!! sickening !!!
Stop hitting that snooze alarm, wagekek. It's a bad habit if yours.
God FUCKING DAMNIT.
If I want to sleep five more FUCKING MINUTES, THEN I'M GOING TO SLEEP FIVE MORE FUCKING MINUTES.
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING PARASITE, HOW DARE YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH SUCH PRETENSION.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>24471846
wagekek buns getting toasty
>>24471889
You arrogant little shit. You think I WANT to be awake this early on a fucking Monday?
>tfw I am a brainless automation who exists, wakes up, eats, indulges in escapist media, then again sleeps
>iktfbloxblox
>used to think i was an intellectual and above the average "sheeple"
>realize i'm just the same as everyone else if not even dumber
JUST
>>24471750
It hurt pretty bad when I finally realised this for myself.
>20 years old
>been suffering from OCD since age 9
>gotten a lot worse this year
>fucking hate my compulsions
>so mentally exhausted
>>24471693
Why don't you stop doing every stupid little thing your brain tells you?
>>24471729
don't you think I want to stop?
even stopping is horrible. the absolute angst you feel makes your life a living hell.
>>24471729
This OP. Just stop being a faggot. You might like it
Even if you tricked the hottest girl you can imagine to sleep with you, it wouldn't be the experience Chad has with her, since she wouldn't show the same amount of lust towards you.
Indeed, whenever you'll fuck a girl for the first time, Chad in your place would have a better experience.
This thread is for your motivation: You have to work at least twice as hard to satisfy! gl.
Did you even watch the webm you posted?
She is trolling. Right at the end she puts on a "fuck off face" and moves on to the next person.
He has an aesthetic huge cock (no homo) if the girl was really into it she would have stayed in that convo and exhanged skype details or something.
>>24471689
Got any more of these to get motivated by?
I appreciate the optimism, but I feel like this is largely demotivational. That guy's dick is ridiculous.
but do we know it's a chad if we can't seee his face? he could conceivably be not that great.
(that's what I'm telling myself)
>40% of [American] Millennials OK with limiting speech offensive to minorities
>40% of American Millennials OK with mass censorship and the end of free speech
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/11/20/40-of-millennials-ok-with-limiting-speech-offensive-to-minorities/
Why are Americans so fucking stupid?
>>24471599
They're teenagers. Teenagers are always bleeding-heart retards that espouse stupid opinions like "we should feed the world's poor" without any fucking plan whatsoever for accomplishing it.
and of that 40%, 100% are cumdumpsters or faggots?
Kids were always dumb. If you'd asked college students in the 1950s whether communist speech should be limited a lot of them would have said yes.
Ask a normie who just got his ass licked by his beta friend's gf, Anything
>mfw I've been fucking her for months
>mfw I shake his hand every time we meet
you feel like shit about it thats why you come here and look for validation of your scummy behaviour.
is that how it is, jack?
You don't find it gross you're sticking it in the same hole as someone you know?
What's it like getting rimmed?
Are you taller than him?
What's the most degrading thing you've made her do outside of the asslicking?
Should I watch tumblrmote?
>tumblrmote
what
why cant you form your own opinion of it instead of spouting memes like a retarded fuck
Watemote is pretty good.
hey r9k i just wasted 4 years of my life because i wasn't Normie enough to get a simple job
>be me nerd in high school decide to choose a career path that focus on maths and physics that doesn't require me to talk to that many people, don't get me wrong im not totally socially inept, i have several friends have kissed girls (still virgin) have had a few part time jobs etc but im still pretty fucking introverted and was diagnosed as an aspie as a kid.
> decide to do mechanical engineering because all maths all the time, good pay etc
> spend 4 years doing my degree, never get below 75% on any assessment, love what i do finish with a GPA of 3.8 / 4.0 and have maintains that average for around 4 years
> as part of my degree i need 12 weeks work experience with at an engineering position to graduate normally this is done through internships
>since second year of uni send apply for countless hundreds of internships, send out a shittone cold emails and several cold calls to engineering company's trying to get the necessary work experience, i offer to work for free, i apply to jobs thousands of kilometers away willing to travel to any part of the planet to get the experience required, out off all my applications i receive around 6 - 10 interviews and get rejected by every single one
> now i cant graduate at all and will probably never get my degree due to my lack of 12 weeks work experience i wasted 4 fucking years of my life and countless thousands of hours and have nothing to show for it because i couldn't get work experience i would have been better off working at McDonald's for 4 years
I have no idea what the fuck i did wrong, have tried every possible avenue i can think of to get employed, looks like i well be a NEET forever or work as a low level wage slave till i off myself. The world is made to cater for Normie's even if you pick the most isolated and nerdy profession imaginable you will still be a failure forever like me if you are a robot
>>24471267
Jesus Christ kid.
This is not how you greentext.
>>24471267
You suck at being a robot aswell, just off yourself.
>>24471328
>>24471315
ahh r9k you never fail to cheer me up ty
>laying in bed
>nipples get hard because its cold
>cover up
>start playing with my nipples
>horny now
>suddenly have a flashback of my one ex that I actually did sex stuff with
>remember the cuddling and petting n shit
>remember when she first asked if it was okay if she played with my man nipples
>instantly regret being a dick to her and eventually breaking up
Fuck guys. I lucked out once and I fucked it up with my narcissistism and autistix. Is there a way to fix this? It's been a year and a half since we last talked. I just miss talking to her, sex, cuddling, and watching movies n' shit. I also regret not going out more instead of just constantly just going to her place, watching a movie, and not even making it 30 minutes into the movie before we started doing stuff. I just miss her guys.
>>24471254
Nothing? Guys? No one? Pls help
fucking knock at her door and soon after she opens the door start rubbing your nipples and put syrup all over your chest. works everytime
Iktf mang
I miss "her" too, the movies, it was so great
Just. I don't know. There's an answer out there somewhere, sorry I can't be of more help.
>So anon who are you going to vote for? You are voting for me aren't you?
>>24471250
>Voting for a big government businessman
>Literally voting for more corporatism and a bigger military complex
>Being this fucking retarded
>tfw not american so I can't vote for God Emperor Trump
>>24471268
Liberal logic gtfo pls
Good morning, wagekek. Your two days of freedom are up.
Another day, another dollar.
>>24471213
Oh good morning neetie. I already made my dollar for today so im heading home. See you tomorrow in the next thread
>>24471275
lol at this wagies desperation to 1 up neetmasterrace
cute
>tfw holiday season is upon us
>have disposable income and people who love me and I love to spend time with during my time off
>thanksgiving dinner with my family that's not ashamed of me instead of hotpockets and crying by myself
the holiday season truly is the worst time to be a neetkuck
You guys are so fucking pathetic. Just get out and get a girl, it's not fucking difficult.
Just stop crying on the internet about it buddy. No one asked for it, and no one wants to hear about it.
just like no one asked for your advice lol
>no one wants to hear about it
the fact that there are multiple threads here a day about people crying about girls with 100+ replies says otherwise
how about you put a sharpie in your pooper and fuck off?
