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how do i get a gf who has a body like pic related?
>>24476200
look at any farm, senpai
>>24476200
Fuckin wew lad
Thats gross lol
Go to the Southern states. I'm not insulting I'm being serious. I'm from Alabama and there's chubby qts everywhere
>Have gf for 3 years
>she has no ambition in life, no interests
>bretty good body and enjoys fucking at least a couple times a week
>Despite this, relationship is pretty dry and depressing, given her lack of interest or drive in anything
>Meet spunky, flirtatious trap
>Sneak behind GFs back and meetup with trap at gay bar
>Get drunk AF and make out
>life feels fun again
Man what should I do brobots? I want to pursue the trap further because that would make my life that much more fun and interesting, but GF has been loyal to me for many years. I have my doubts as to whether she is only loyal to me because I provide for her quite a bit (I buy her good meals for lunch and dinner almost every day and vacations about twice a year for the past 3 years.) However the trap seems gold-diggerish as well, but is far more sexually enticing to me from a novelty perspective. Oh and trap is alsoengaged to be married
So what do I do? help me brobots, you're my only hope
eagerly awaiting responses here...
wtf, this is me in a nutshell but without the qt3.14 trap in my life ;-;
fuck stale women, if I could meet a trap who enjoyed vidya and animu as much as me, I'd be blessed, pursue that trap op
Get the fuck out. No one else reply
What are some fun things to do alone?
>tfw you want to go to concerts alone but you're too self conscious
Smoke a blunt and see a movie
drugs, lots of them.
>>24476085multiplayergames
Have you ever felt the desire to go to a catolic church? I'm talking to atheists/agnostics, depressed people, lost people
>>24476081
Yup, I even sometimes feel like volunteering. I feel like if I can't be happy maybe making others happy will somehow make me so.
>not going to an orthodox church, the true original christianity
>>24476081
>catholic church
The fuck man? That place is toxic. Non-Denominational ones are the best. It's where I go.
>post something edgy as knee-jerk reaction
>feel anxious and avoid looking at thread and replies
>>24476022
when being yourself goes wrong
>>24476022
>start arguing about something
>other anon proves you wrong
>leave thread
every time
Lol pussies
I mean come on
HEEERRREEEE WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE
Wheres my cute little wagie?
WAGGGGIIIEEE WHERE ARE YOU?
Who's a hungry boy? WAGIE!!!!
OH THERE HE IS!!!
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!!
Who wants the money? Who wants the money?
You want it boy?
C'mon boy jump!
You almost got it that time wagie, jump one more time!
Jump higher wagie higher!
Ohhhh ok, you did good, here you go boy.
Go have a nap and we can play later.
Fuck off with this shitty meme
>>24475960
Stupid and gay.
>>24476059
> this dank af meme is really starting to hurt my fee fees
FTFY
Why are women so great?
hairy bush is best bush
shaved pussy is for nu males
Because they're humans and we are human males. It's in our genes to be attracted to females.
I honestly enjoy cuddling as much as sex.
They could be ranting about how black people have low iqs and should be killed off but if they are called racist they get mad.
I no understand.
it's because racism has been linked to low IQ. calling someone a racist is the same as calling them an idiotic dullard
>>24475873
>speaking the truth
>racist
Alright bagelbaum, whatever you say.
I've seen a lot of this with the new Star Wars films casting
>John Boyega looks like a nasty sweaty ape, I want the lead of the new film to be white
>I'm not racist, he's just ugly!
Like there's no shame in being a racist
Can we have a schizo thread.
Anyone that has been diagnosed or suspects that they have schizophrenia are welcome.
Take your fucking pills you're hurting everyone around you
If you are taking them then thank you
I hate schizos so damn much.
>>24475804
here you go because apparently op is autistic as well as schizo
>Want to grow a moustache
>It fails miserably
>Classmates noticed it the other day
>If I shave it off, the normies win
>If I don't shave it off, I'll look like shit
What to do?
shave it then become one of them
>hey you shaved your moustache!
>yea i did i think your advice was great! thanks man!
>no worries mong want to hang with us? we might give you more advice haha
>haha ye sure totally
there you go
>effeminate man wants to grow mustache
>tries to push out his hipster facial hair
>everyone around him has a laugh because he's obviously a fucking idiot
>"fine, normies win again"
>he shaved off his patchy disgusting "mustache"
Can't you just be normal man? why do you gotta be so individualistic and make us all uncomfortable with your 2011 facial hair
>25
>can't grow a thick mustache
Am I a faggot or is this normal?
Why is /pol/ allowed to exist?
It is a containment board for racists.
Why shouldn't it?
It upsets redditors such as yourself.
>>24475413
it's a failed experiment that should be removed. instead of keeping stormfags away from other boards it only made them feel welcome on 4chan. fucking right-wing bullshit everywhere
>tfw a bottle of rum only lasts me three days
Who else /alcoholic/ here?
>bottle of rum
>three days
>alcoholic>try a half gallon a day, Norman.
>>24475141
Damn half a gallon o rum?!
How do you know if you're really an alcoholic and not just someone who likes the taste a lot?
CAUSE YA HAD A BAD DAY
>>24475087
SOMBODY ONCE TOLD ME
youre taking one down
you sing a sad song just to turn it around
>>24475087
more pepe op
>tfw too intellectual for a gf
>too redpilled for society
this might be me. i haven't met many people (men or women) who could amicably discuss buddhism, the merits of hitler's actions, and current geo political conflict all in the same conversation
one of the bar tender's at my favorite joint actually told me that i don't seem like a real american
>t-thanks?
>>24475135
>Buddhism
>intellectual
The way to spot an intelligent girl is if she laughs at you.
>tfw too intelligent to buy into r9k's worldview
>tfw only someone who does would consider making such a claim
>tfw intelligent enough to realize your are not as intelligent as really intelligent people
literally leave then
