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Is this site fucked or something? I'm getting zero views and zero responses despite actually putting some effort into my profile, pictures, and messages sent to people. What am I doing wrong? Or is this shit just completely fucked?
okcupid sucks
>>24467452
>>24467452
No one is on there
What is your picture.
Does /r9k/ eat pussy?
>>24467446
how can we eat pussy if we cant get any
>>24467446
something something salty milk coins
Most girls don't enjoy it as much as passionately making out / general foreplay then sex. I love it, but always eating pussy or eating ass is mostly a black twitter meme.
>tfw have never talked to any girls on tinder despite lots of matches
>tfw finally matched with someone you think is qt and anxiety washes over you and cannot send anything because heatenings
Jelp
>>24467291
>416 instagram photos
Fucking dropped.
>>24467354
How can people be so narcissistic. For real? This is a celebrated trait of normie life. Every one of them has 1,378 friends on facebook, 300 instagram photos, and has a "snapchat story" of their party moments.
If there's one thing about normies that I hate most it's their brazen, unashamed narcissism that is all-consuming in their day to day life. Can't do a single activity for its own enjoyment; the whole point of going out with friends is to take pictures of it so you can upload to social media about how cool your life is. It's disgusting.
You scored a free trip to Asia /r9k/! Your airplane ticket includes one (1) free girlfriend. Which one will you choose?
Soo Hi.
I'd choose her because she's Korean and can get a bunch of plastic surgery.
>>24467293
She's kinda hot, too.
>>24467199
>Asia
Eww. I ain't dealing with no chinks. Reroute to Russia please.
You don't deserve a girlfriend.
As a young boy I always wanted an Asuka gf, to push me to be the best that I can be.Sadly women are sociopaths and only use me for their benefits
That's as maybe, but I do deserve to be loved.
:(
>>24467017
>I do deserve to be loved
now we both know that's not true.
who /nightwalk/ here?
>putting on comfy, slim fitting jacket
>smoking a cigarette to a little cafe
>getting a coffee
>tfw walking in the cold for all hours of the night
>>24466877
I wish I could nightwalk without getting mugged by a hoodrat.
>>24466877
That sounds pretty comfy, OP. I'd definitely go on a walk with you. I do night walk on my own, as well. It's nice to have company every now and then, though.
>>24467174
What weapons do you guys carry when you nightwalk?
I carry pic related: saving up for a 9mm
Whats the difference between a robot and a failed normie?
Whats a failed normie in your guys' opinion?
>can a normie become a robot?
>what if he has already had sex?
>what is the exact definition of a failed normie?
>what are the main traits of a failed normie and how do they differ from robot behavior?
Things that are robot: things that describe me
Things that are normie: things that describe other people
This is the answer everyone on the board will give you.
>>24466916
But a robot vs failed normie
Surley there must be /some/ similarities..
>>24466864
I think failed normies are people that still have hope the will still achieve the "normie dream". Things like a wife or kids or a gf.
True robots have given up on those things or weren't interested interested in those things in the first place.
>>24466916
I agree with him, this is objectively the answer you will get.
R9k, what would you rather get as a Christmas gift?
Splatoon.
that jpg printed out on a piece of paper
>>24466894
cut me a break, im really high right now and that took me like 15 minutes to make in paint
WHO /REALNIGGAHOURS/ HERE?
REAL NIGGAS ONLY!!!
WHY TF U AIN'T CLICC LIKE ON THIS MF THREAD YET?!
WHO TF UP !?!?!?
REAL NIGGA HERE
wheres the like button you faggot
>>24466933
SMASH DAT MF LIKE BUTTON FAMI!!!
conceiving children should be a luxury only for those eligible for raising them and have sufficient resources to maintence their babys with basic needs.
personally I dont think that we are now made to live in families. we must need to find more effective methods , and ...i dont want to keep my species alive..
what I believe is that it should be a crime to have a baby and not love or take care of them.
I hate my father.. He has another family and he always hate me too with no reason.. Im still young and i dont have enough money to leave my home...
Someone feels the same?
>>24466785
I agree with you. I suppose we can do something about this but I don't know. Normies are ignorant.
>>24466833
I hate children but agree. Only those that want and can provide for children should have them. The second you start talking about selective breeding people act like you've gone full Hitler. People make choices based on emotions and won't listen to reason.
>>24466785
I also feel that you shouldn't be allowed to have a child if your genetics are shit, aka 90% of the people here including myself.
gun owners BTFO!!
>>24466775
>without much effort
why are women so cocky?
Yeah, open carry is for fucking losers. We know
>I could have disarmed this dude
>Coming from an anti-gun country
What is she going to disarm? A plastic knife?
Do you have any images that will trigger >tfw no gf?
This one always fucks my shit up.
>tfw there is no God
>inb4 teenage love is overrated
>250 word essay due in less than an hour and I haven't even started.
Just fuck my shit up family.
Where the hell do you live that you have an essay due in less than 1 hour?
>Having an essay that has a less than 1000 word requirement.
By the math equation in which you cannot write 250 words an hour it took you nearly five minutes to write this post. Quit burning daylight Cletis
That's it im buying a hooker tonight.
4 years havent seen a girl naked.
Wagekek 30,000 paper pusher.
26 y.o.
live alone, she's coming.
>>24466584
This is her apparently Desu
>>24466591
why woiuld you do that to yourself?
>>24466584
>claims to be friends with benefits
>puts dollar signs as S
she probably wants your money and thus is a prostitute
i wonder why girls dont just say this, do they feel disgusted if they do?
To Asian robots: Would you date a black girl?
>>24466495
i would date some black girls, like her
but they don't want to date me
Fuck no... they all look like chimps to be honest.
I dated one, a skinny black weeaboo girl. Her personality was A1 but her trust issues and her hatred of physical intimacy ruined it for me.
I'd date another though, fuck it, I like black girls.
