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How does a femanon get an average looking bf like this?
Good show, friend.
>>24469211
by looking average :^)
>>24469211
>tfw no average androgynous bf
if this thread gets 50 replies i will rap everything said up to that point
This track goes out to reddit.
So fuck me in the ass, because I'm a huge faggot
>>24469155
>>24469170
Shit guys this is hot fire
>Grills can be robots too, anon-kun :^)
>>24468921
fat normies are still normies. fembots are autists.
is that sam hyde
That guy totally just hit it and quit it. You think he'd marry her? No chance. He'll marry someone much less overweight. Are you jealous of a fat chick? Think about how sad that is.
>tfw dark circles under eyes
This shit has L I T E R A L L Y ruined my life.
>>24468658
I also have dark circles under my eyes, yet I have a job, a gf and my own place to live.
Stop blaming things you can't control for your failures, or at the very least blame something that ACTUALLY has changed things for you.
Idiot
I'm manlet, small dick ugly and got dark circles.
It's not the main thing but I got a really bad hand here so it really sucks.
They aren't even that unattractive
The truth is you're probably very ugly and would be just as ugly without them
How the fuck do people even get dates? I am a 23 year old khhv and its like some foreign concept please tell me?
people don't date anymore they just have fuckbuddies they meet on tinder or through friends
>>24468571
this
and yet roasties have the audacity to yearn for marriage and post how important it is to be faithful on nomanbook.
I have no idea how you get a girl to be your gf. do you ask her? is it just mutually understood at a certain point in the relationship?
also do you ask her if you can fuck her, or do you just do it unless she protests?
when the night calls, we want money we want hoes we want alcohol
all these hunids all these thousands imma spend it all
>>24468424
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to lwoa on cnonet ?:(
look me inside of my eyes
all of this pain that i'm tryna disguise~
>>24468424
i love that track, autistic nigga goes in
Cold morning edition
Should I wear a jumper on my way to uni? It's a 20 minute walk and it's currently -1c
>>24468702
Fuck it, it's cold, I'm wearing one
>>24468771
Good choice, don't wanna catch a cold.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE PLEASE HELP ME I'M GOING CRAZY
TO THINK THAT I'LL BE REDUCED TO NOTHING AFTER DEATH, WITHOUT EVER KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS UNIVERSE LIKE ALIENS AND SHIT, WITHOUT EVER MAKING A DIFFERENCE, IS MAKING ME GO CRAZY WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE
>>24468252
Then close r9k and go learn, it's not hard
Why are stupid people so... stupid? The more you think about death, the less enjoyable life will be. People occupy themselves with work, socializing, alcohol, drugs, etc just so they don't become like you, OP.
Stop being a NEET and life will have meaning.
>>24468293
LEARN WHAT LEARN WHAT GODDAMNIT
>always been pretty feminine but kept myself straight because being gay is fucking gay
>all my lovers have been masculine girls, some are lesbian right now
>yesterday had a dream where I wore a skirt around in my old highschool and flirted with the guy who used to be my best friend (a tall, dark-skinned and handsome guy) and I loved every second of it. Every. Goddamn. Second. I loved being cute and girly and having someone keep a strong hold of me
>been having gay thoughts all day
please tell me I'm not going to become a degenerate /r9k/, I only want to love girls not men oh jesus christ please help me
>>24468063
It's ok anon. No one's going to know on the internet. I will never admit to being homo irl, but here i'm gay as fuck.
There are a lot of confused anons here with you, i assure
>>24468092
Assure you*
Fug cant type
Great, another fucking trap thread. Excellent. /r9k/ definitely doesn't have like seven of these going on right now. We sure needed another one.
There's definitely not a board specifically for gay shit or anything, either.
Hello /r9k/
This is my first post here, I heard this is a place where sad people go/happy people go to make sad people feel worse.
I have an issue, and would like advice. I am a sad person, kind of. But I am not as sad as the normal poster here.
My issue is that I am the type of person who will always try to befriend everyone in a community, because I think anyone can be a good person. I want to make sure people around me are happy too, so I do a lot (I make a lot of money from doing nothing and spend money to buy people things they need, or games and share with friends)
This means I also get really close to some people, but I am not allowed (my own schtick, you can ask about that later) to form a romantice relationship with people. So I start to distance myself from those people, and eventually we don't talk. I've made and lost a lot of friends because of this. It's not because we dislike each other, but because we stop talking completely.
Does this happen to anyone else here? I'm very curious.
try facebook
>>24467959
Facebook is filled with not-real friendships.
I don't consider someone who I talk to every now and then about something unimportant a friend. It has to be someone real, someone who will share their life, their worries and trust you. I enjoy being someone trustworthy.
Facebook promotes the exact opposite of that.
Most of the people here are friendless virgins. You will generally be looked down upon here because your "befriend everyone" mentality never applied to them because you wouldn't dare being publicly caught talking with them.
Anyone who actually believes doucheYZZ was a robot is an absolute retard
he had been before he decided to change
>>24467835
>mfw all the roided up Chads die of a heart attack
>>24467835
no, just go away,
Would you join the YPG if they gave you a girlfriend?
>>24467795
>tfw will never take sex slaves with isis
>>24467828
>wanting to rape little 12 year olds
>not wanting to bust down the doors, shoot IS scum and save them
>>24467795
I went to Iraqi Kurdistan back in 2013. While the "secular Kurd" image is trumped up and massively exaggerated in the media, they are incredibly generous and friendly people, even when compared to Turks and Arabs. I'd definitely go fight with them if I had nothing to live for or was desperate for an adventure.
But, considering it's not my country and I already have a girlfriend, I'm good.
>this is assuming that Syrian Kurds aren't culturally too distant from their Iraqi brethren
Red flags for girls
>she's actually interested in me
>she's a girlbeep
>she's my oneitis
>she is a liberal art major
>she likes anime
>she is a gamer
>she can't cook
>she has many guy friends
>l hate myseIf and I want to die.
>I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin
>>24467730
Ok. Pretend I'm a genie. What are your three wishes that might make your life bearable?
>>24467845
just one
a gf
Do you love your mum?
>>24467715
what are you implicating?
I swear when I get out im gonna kill the bitch
All of what little love I may have had for her dried up for her when I realised she agrees with most feminism, is ok with abortions, and makes misandric comments.
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