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>really need to pee
>tfw can't leave my room because my dad was having a fit before over how much of a lazy cunt I am
Help
>>24470473
>Pissjugs
>being this much of a pussy
just go piss faggot
>>24470473
1. Open window
2. Piss
Put on some good music, post your favorite paintings, drawings, and sculptures and browse/discuss.
I'll start with a personal favorite, Van Gogh's The Old Tower in the Fields.
Recommended listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeH-vy8QT1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVN1B-tUpgs
Bumping with more
This one's a Grimshaw
Saving up to see this one at the louvre at some point.
This is a recent favourite. I was visiting Manchester to see a shitty band, and I heard that their gallery had a nice pre-raphaelite collection so I popped in. I'm not sure what exactly it is about this one, but I couldn't stop grinning when I saw it. Made me almost happy.
The title is "The Queen was in the Parlour, eating Bread and Honey", which is brilliant because it depicts a queen, in the parlour, eating bread and honey. This would be a very simple, slice-of-life painting, were it not for the incredulous look she is casting at the viewer. Who are we supposed to be? The king, bemused that his wife is pilfering sweets at midnight? A servant, terrified to find his mistress in a state of relative deshabille? What are we doing in the pantry to begin with? It was all so ludicrous that it made my day.
>tfw I even suck at some shitty phone game
>/vg/ mocked me about it
fuck, anyone else crap at literally everything?
I am too anon
>no talents
>no hobbies
>nothing I enjoy doing
>too shit at everything to care
why am i alive
>tfw still losing to the scrubbiest shit in fighting games
why do I ever bother trying anything that isn't passive entertainment
It's okay, you're great at masturbating and shitposting on 4chan. Two very marketable talents.
What is your opinion on nihilism?
>>24470190
Too edgy for me
It does make more sense than any other beliefs.
Hedonistic-Nihilism is the way to go to get the most out of life.
>>24470190
I've said this once and I'll say it again.
Thinking about this stuff is like being given an Apple, and trying to find a label on it. Just eat and enjoy, friend.
>at football game
>catch this girl looking at you from across the stands
what do?
Shout allahu akbar, explode
I'd look behind me obviously there's some Chad sitting right there.
Wonder why I am at a football game.
It's that time again robots.
How long ago was it?
How much does it hurt?
>how long ago was it
a few days
>how much does it hurt
not at all, felt pretty good.
I've never had a gf.
>>24470136
He's talking about the time your oneitis turned you down, silly.
I want to know how Americans and non-Americans pronounce these names:
Illinois, Missoiri, Mississipi and Vermont. Bonus: Worcestershire.
Or just add to the list. Vocaroo is optional.
Amerikajin-desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S4ZSgD3zn2
>>24470097
American reporting in.
>Illinois
ill-ih-NOY
>Missouri
miz-ZUR-ree
>Mississippi
miss-ih-SIP-ee
>Vermont
vur-MAHNT
>Worcestershire
WUSH-tuh-shurr
central midland dialect here
>Illinois
ill-i-noise
>Missouri
mi-sir-ee
>Mississippi
miss-is-ip-ee
>Vermont
Vur-mont
>Worcestershire
Woo-sir-sure
What's it called when you don't want to live, but don't want to kill yourself??????
>>24470064
Moderate Depression
It is called apathy
A coward
I'm 21 years old. Is it too late for me?
I feel like I've wasted my entire life until now. When everyone around me was having fun and living their lives, I was in my mom's basement watching anime and sleeping 12 hours a day. I'm in college now and feel like I can do better, but it's the same shit. I just go to class and then sit in my room for the remaining 20 hours in the day. I haven't had a meaningful conversation with a person in months. What can I do differently and is it even worth it to try?
>I'm 21 years old. Is it too late for me?
I ask myself that question every day. My life just seems irreparable at this point.
>>24470030
Don't worry, the vast majority of people aren't doing anything meaningful with their lives either.
>>24470030
>What can I do differently and is it even worth it to try?
Join a club, talk to people, get a part-time customer service job. Basically any way to hone your social skills will benefit you.
But remember that building social skills, just like any kind of skill, takes practice and dedication. You must stick with it and not give up, even when things seem hopeless.
What would r9k say the top 5 songs of all time would be? My list, in order:
5. Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
4. Like Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan
3. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
2. Good Vibrations - Beach Boys
1. A Day In The Life - The Beatles
>>24469922
I'm know nothing of music but can vaguely recognize all those titles so your taste must be shit.
If you're being genuine, why do you do you bother to live?
>A day in the life
>A shitty ditty with a shitty orchestral bit intercut
Please kill yourself.
THAT FEEL WHEN TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD AND HAVE NOT ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING.
>>24469698
THAT FEEL WHEN TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD AND WORKING PART-TIME CONSTRUCTION LABOR WHEN YOUR 22YO BROTHER IS A WHITE-COLLAR SUCCESS BUYING SPORTS CARS AND LUXURY APARTMENTS
>tfw when 21 and haven't accomplished anything
>tfw all of my friends and family around my age are just racking up accomplishments left and right
>>24469801
damn I'm 24 now too but my younger brother is on that track too so I'll be there soon
Where can I meet other 30+ year olds who had to move back home.
I want to end my life . it's fucking pathetic.
Pls help
Am 32 and live in Seattle
>>24469539
you're in the right place buddyroo
>>24469539
Bump, like which website should I go to?
Hey OP, almost 29 and back at my parents.
It's fucking shit but just roll with it man it's not forever.
My advice to you is wait until you move out before making more friends because yeah it's pathetic.
I'm so bored. Could /r9k/ recommend me an anime or something? I watch seinen, shonen, mecha, harem, moeshit. Anything, really.
>>24469464
Zipang, very underrated, watch it.
>>24469537
how about one with cooler looking art?
>>24469597
Sigh, you seen Gankutsuou?
>Literally only popular because it's cool to say he's cool
Secretly everyone must know how much of a tard he is right?
I know it's 4th grader tier to hate on celebrities but I mean... come on
>What's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me, could you please remind me?
Stay mad poorfag, that's how you get ahead
>>24469337
>Gossip gossip nigga just stop it. Everybody know I'm a mother fuckin monster.
Hi robots, tranny here.
Can we have a thread where we're friends? I wanna know how your day went. :)
Horrible. I want to die.
>>24469333
You should have gone in for therapy and seen a psychiatrist for medication rather than the mutilation and lifetime hormone imbalance.
>>24469333
Nice trips! If you just want to talk like friends about people's days, why did you bring up the fact that you're transgender? I haven't had my "day" yet; I sleep during the day most of the time.
