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see like this shaggy ugly looking asian dood with a 9/10 red head skinny white girl
making out on the NYC MTA
how in the fuck ?
> 9/10 red head
Ha ha! The Asian guy is better looking than her.
>>24461015
that asian is not ugly, probably good at math, and actively pursuing pussy instead of talking shit about people on an imageboard
they can be friends for all we know
>those eyebrows
>white girl
Also that Asian man can pull better grills than that
Help me /r9k/
I need to give you guys some backstory. I met this girl about a year ago through a mutual friend. She was 16 and I was 18. The issue is, she lives halfway across the country. That didn't stop us though. Jump ahead almost a whole year the the two of us are in love. We talk constantly and plan on staying together for the foreseeable future. But something happened about an hour ago that likely fucked it all up.
Earlier today she got into an argument with her dad about something, at the end of which he took her phone and read through our messages. I got a message back from her mom about an hour ago
>it's pic related
I'm so fucking angry and depressed and confused. We sexted last night, which would explain the severity of what her mom said, but then again earlier today she ranted about how awful her dad was, and how much she hates him (this was before the argument). I feel left in the dark and I'm this close to an heroing because I may have lost the only ever woman whose ever loved me.
Hold me robots
>>24460968
There is no catharsis from this world. There is no getting off on this ride.
>16
You fucked up anon, there's a reason lolis exist. I hope you get vanned and get registered. Why do you think lolis are so popular? This is the reason never to bother with 3DPD. Reap what you sow anon.
Haha got what you deserved faggot. I hope you never talk to her again
>have literally done *nothing* since graduating uni two years ago
I'm banking on either winning the lottery, the happening happening, or simply becoming an hero. Anybody else know these feels?
>>24460937
2 months since graduation and doing fuck all at this point. I'm going back to uni next semester, in can't deal with this shit.
>>24460985
its fucking awful, isn't it? what're you going back to study
dropped out year and a half ago, done nothing since, time to end my life desu senpai
Do you think a 24yo who is a virgin (not by choice) is abnormal?
And how is it considered among average people from your surroundings?
I had some coworker who just lost his virginity at 19 and people made a big deal about how late it was.
It is quite abnormal.You better not reveal it to any females that you wish to have sex with because they are instantly going to lose attraction.
It depends on customs and beliefs.
It also depends where you live. For example, a 25 year old man in a 200 person village might not have any sexual encounters until he leaves to leave in the city.
In the United States, the average middle class man loses their virginity at the age 15-16, and 24 is pretty abnormal. The silver lining with that is no one can know for sure that a regular guy hasn't had sex, and those guys can just lie about it when asked.
Average white person on right, average Arab/middle eastern on right.
Daily reminder the majority of ISIS soldiers are still more attractive than 95% of the white population.
Whites have become the new shitskin, behind blacks. Whites are worse than Latinos.
To whites: I'm sorry.
>>24460857
white on left*
you subhuman shitskins aren't even human beings let alone attractive
Guy on the right is white. Wanna know why?
Because he's hot.
>claims to have depression
>has a gf/bf
>Is a female
>claims to be a robot
>Is a non-virgin
>claims to be a robot
>>24460687
>>24460764
i dont really get it is a robot just a permavirgin? im addled by mental illness but im pretty attractive so girls approach me.. does this make me not a robot? what if i hate people and women? im so confused
>>24460802
and ive posted here for years now
You don't know why Caucasians are called Caucasians do you
Even if you knew the location you don't even know why they were hurdled up there like sheep
I'll give you a clue they were thrown out of Mecca because they was so horrid they was stripped of everything but the language and herded up to.....
>>24460613
I suppose it was a place called Caucasia...
Like asia, but cauc...
>>24460613
it's because of a skull that was found there and literally nothing else.
Hi robots,
I'm a former beta /b/-tard who's now a BDSM Dominant with a wife and multiple girlfriends. I had sex 4 times today: anal, throat-fucking, and facials before dinner.
You can level up. I can tell you how.
>>24460583
Were you born with good facial aesthetics? All the work in the world couldn't get me to that level.
>>24460617
>let me tell you about things that never happened
No, I just started to behave naturally. Have you tried being yourself?
Hi, I am a fallen wizard/former 32 year old virgin.
We're live in different worlds senpai, but I have those exact same fetishes. So good taste I guess.
GUYS IM FUCKED ROYALLY FUCKED.
>Be at work
>Black coworkers hanging out in break room
>Decide to leave my phone down to wash my hands
>one of them grabs my phone
>he starts going through my pictures.
>He finds my 2D hentai collection along with some nonlewd Drawn loli & shota
>I hear a ''HECKY NAH''
>they all start laughing like a pack of hyenas and showing each other
>they start calling me pedo and gay fuccboi :o
>I ran home after grabbing g my phone
I'm going to get fired for work abandonment and they are posting about me on Facebook.
What do I fucking do /r9k/ I'm screwed and so fucking fucked I'm almost crying
>>24460530
You think you're fucked now? Just wait until one of them thinks to report you to the police.
>be at work
found your problem
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwn*
>>24460530
You're a fucking dumbass and a retard being interested in that shit and more so for having it on your phone. Don't leave the house anymore just be NEET.
My roommate stinks so badly..
What should i do?
pic not related
>>24460528
move out. theres nothing else you can do. sleep on the streets, it saves a lot of money
>>24460528
Stink more. He's challenging you. Trust me, this is a battle you don't want to lose.
>>24460571
ok give opinions
Wanna drink robot?
Wat do
>>24460331
She's not going to swipe right on you, so don't bother.
That is such a dumbass look on her face, what the fuck was she thinking while taking that picture
>>24460408
She has such a dead stare. Do women even have souls they just do what they're programmed to do.
>tfw this prevented me from going insane
and thus prevented a mass shooting from ever happening
>tossed out my manifesto into the trash the morning after
story time then fag
>>24460286
I think there's a tumor on that rectal cavity entrance.
tell us how it happened
>dont be a faggot deliver pls
I find porn degrading to women, I always felt that pornstars really hate being fucked in all holes, but they have to do it because else they don't have a good source of income. I'm sure they cry secretly at night. No one wants to be a slut, after all.
Is it okay to fap to hentai instead? There are no women involved, and usually the girls are more attractive.
>>24460144
>No one wants to be a slut, after all.
I wish I could be this naive
They way porn is produced makes it difficult for either the men or the women to really enjoy it. They all seem to think of it as work.
>>24460144
Its good pay for honest work, nothing wrong with it. Its just a job, if they hate it so much they can quit.
>"girls have it easy, there will always be a guy desperate enough to love them"
BUT I'M A LESBEAN
>>24460023
and I'm a fag
>>24460023
Then you get to deal with what we do. You still have easy mode though, worthless gash.
>>24460038
What's that like?
>Tfw I'm bisexual and neither sex wants me
It seems he understands your suffering and often tells you he will you treat better than anyone else ever could.
>>24459993
Of course I would not comply.
>>24459993
Well, someone apparently did if he's posing for a shot.
I would his female counterpart as a straight man but I'm not sure if women are actually attracted to men
