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Can someone test my CSS map. It works on my desktop, but not my laptop. Can you see if it runs on your rig and post specs of your rig.
OH YEAH ALSO ITS 230 MEGABYTES
https://www.dropbox.com/s/wf3whjayj0d2pat/the_packedhouse.bsp?dl=0
The pic looks nice, can I somehow try it on my 1.6?
>tfw PC can't even run CSS
>>24462280
probably not, you could just drag it into your maps folder and see if it opens
>>24462243
This isn't working on my rig, but im using a pirated version of CSS
>no female friends
>schizoid
>beta and introvert
I swear drugs are the only thing that is keeping me from blowing my head.
It's not like you're alone on all 4 of those. Remember where you are
I thought schizoids don't care about having emotional connections
>>24462231
See>>24462282
Stop self-diagnosing "cool" sounding disorders to yourself as a means to excuse your loose stool of a life.
Yknow we often complain about normies and their money,music taste, and girlfriends and I can agree,but what i really fucking hate about normies and their humor
>Memes
>BAZINGA XDXXDXD
>Minions
>Montage "parodies"
Minions are the fucking worst. Its mostly old normies that post this shit.
And the kicker is they never actually say this shit because they don't talk.
BRUH THAT PARTY WAS SO LIT AND THAT ONE GIRL SO WANTED MY DICK xddd
>>24462185
>LIT
This word triggers me
hey friends it is /india/ general
what are you doing now? i'm still in bed living a neet life.
>>24462114
Not Indian but ill bite. Do people really shit in the streets?
>>24462114
Have you learned to poop in loo yet?
>>24462697
fuck off man
Hey robots
What man would you pick if you were a female?
Hey fembots
Who would you pick as your boyfriend?
The rich but fickle Mike?
The romantic but angry Badger?
the snobby but educated Antoine?
The annoying but intelligent Jimothy?
The resentful but loving Will?
or
The compassionate but unavailable Trevor?
The choice is yours.
Personally, Badger and Will seem to be the biggest payoffs. I would probably yell a lot back at Badger, idk how he would react to that. Will is also good, but we would constantly argue.
The SUPERIOR
BBC
B
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Everyone on this page is a Jimothy in some way
How many friends do you has?
I have some, a few
>>24462063
I has 0 friends
>>24462063
Some acquaintances from work.
No one I could go to the movies with or ask to hang out.
> Comfortable, laid back presentation style.
> Classy as fuck clothing.
> Reviews of tasty comfort food.
> Long form podcasts that are pretty much the only 1 hr+ Youtube content actually worth listening to.
Is there any other youtube channel actually worth following?
Protip there's not.
>>24462021
What's his best review?
he's actually posted here a few times before. He's much older than he looks as well.
>>24462050
The suicide wings one is probably the funniest. He reacts like he got hit with pepper spray.
Why don't you just befriend a Chad and steal girls from him?
He's bound to have an excess of bitches he doesn't even want.
You know how girls all have that fat/ugly friend to make them look better in comparison.
Thats basically you. And not only do you make Chad look better, he makes you look much worse.
>>24462029
Yeah, that's my point.
We can be that ugly friend and get all the pussy that Chad doesn't want. Like the fat chick who gets fucked out of desperation at the end of the night when it's last call.
But girls never aim down. They would rather pass than do something like that...
Do you remember your first time masturbating? I posted this in a thread yesterday.
I distinctly remember my first time. I was twelve. I was staying up late to watch videos on my computer. Nickelodeon had posted the entire movie, Drake and Josh Go Hollywood. I watched it, and was amazed by the scene where Drake sits between two girls on an airplane. He ends up kissing both of them. I imagined what it would be like. That night I lied in my bed and started making out with my pillow. Somewhere along the way I started thrusting my hips. It felt good so I kept doing it. Then I jizzed. I had no idea what happened. I just knew that I shouldn't tell my parents. I did it again the next night, and the next. I became an almost chronic masturbater for a while. Three times a day on average. I think my record was five or six. I'm trying to stop completely now. I'm two days clean. I'm 19.
>>24461935
He looks like their little brother. Unless you're into that kinda thing, it's just kinda..you know..yea that...
>>24461935
I was in the bathroom wearing my mother's lingerie and vigorously humping a hole I had made in a stuffed frog I won at some arcade
I was like 12. Did it to my friend's fat mom. stopped before cumming because I was scared. prayed afterwards to God for forgiveness.
>"you're not entitled to a girlfriend or love quit trying to force things to happen!"
>"uh, okay? i'll go MGTOW and forget about it."
>"ugh virgin loser why don't you chase women?"
Why are normalfags so fucking delusional?
>>24461893
>Why are normalfags so fucking delusional?
A hilarious question when attached to that image.
What would level 4 be?
Level5?
the best one is where they refuse to do the raunchy sexual acts to their "settling down husband"
had a girl start to do that with me
>i dont want to do anymore blow/boobjobs, cant be just do it normally (she had only done it twice)
nah i dont think so
Would you David Bowie, /r9k/?
he's a normie pretending to be a tortured faggot
>>24461874
Yes, I would David Bowie very much.
AT THE CENTER OF IT ALL
>send overly sexual message on Tinder
>panic and unmatch
>have nightmares about going to hell all night
Any other robots know this feel?
>>24461871
Did you know masturbation is a mortal sin?
>>24461888
>tfw damned myself 6 times yesterday
>>24461871
I wish I had nightmares,they would help me stay in line
>Last one was fun, let's try it again
ITT: we post capitalised single words that have never been posted here before.
Post quotes, like >>26375577 aren't counted by the robot, so they're fine too.
>>24461799
Growers
Velvet
Telephone
Inspired by a thread on /tg/, let's do a thing.
Post three of your favorite fictional characters.
Post assumptions about other people based on their choices.
>Konrad Curze, Warhammer 40k
>Sorin Markov, Magic the Gathering
>Allen Walker, D.Gray-Man
I don't want to because I'll just be a called a pleb.
I don't read or anything okay.
>>24461986
Come on, just do it. You're on /r9k/, you can't get much more pleb than you already are.
Wonder Woman, DC Comics
The Flash, DC Comics
Victor Frankenstein, Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein: A Modern Prometheus"
What branches of contrarian, unpopular "edgy/bitter cunt" philosophy or religion does /r9k/ sincerely subscribe to?
Examples: atheism, agnosticism, apathetism, nihilism, moral relativism, antinatalism, anti-humanism, and on the edgy "religious" side, oh, say satanism.
To round out the political side, there is also the anti-marxist identity-politics trifecta, for lack of better phrases: "anti-feminism", "racism", and "homophobia".
A more positive, humanist alternative to these is sometimes existentialism, but it still entails wearing black.
I know that all memes aside, most of you actually have personal views which correspond with at least one of the above, so spill.
>>24461715
>antinatalism
I have found literally no decent argument against this.
>moral relativism
Neither against this. But you can still act moral without believing in them
>>24461770
Also, atheism is hardly edgy or bitter anymore. It's the fedora version that is.
I'm a hard line conservative Catholic, which is pretty edgy in this day and age. Conservatives hate us for our stance on the poor, and liberals hate us for our stance on women.
