[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8317. page


i am from india i hate myself
i can't play vidyogames because i only have 100 gb of space and i use 97. this is only place i come to have fun but everyone post mean things about india.
20 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
Where do you go to the restroom?
>>
Poo in loo desu
>>
>>24453267
this is the shit i am talking about STOP.
NOT ALL OF INDIA SHIT IN THE STREET ONLY IN THE COUNTRY SIDE WE DO NOT ALL OF INDIA. WE ARE A RICH COUNTRY IN THE CITIES

File: americanpsycho7.jpg (393KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
americanpsycho7.jpg
393KB, 1920x1080px
You couldn't run society on Robots (in the arcanine sense), but normies ostensibly also fail at society. Women ... let's just not talk about women. What kind of man should run society? Does he exist yet, or still?
14 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
File: 1447185188007.jpg (94KB, 465x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1447185188007.jpg
94KB, 465x600px
Philosophers obviously
>>
Occultists, and they already do.
>>
>>24453205
Jews obviously
You may hate them but they are needed

File: hgfdhgfdh.jpg (41KB, 468x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
hgfdhgfdh.jpg
41KB, 468x600px
I've found that showering daily helps my depression a lot, i feel much less disgusting, and its also just very nice to shower
33 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
I'd question someone's cleanliness if they didn't shower every day.
>>
waste of water
>>
>>24453197
I bathe daily. It relieves stress from shit like gaming and such, but rarely from work because my work is so damn stressless.

File: 1433808391443.jpg (151KB, 1080x1776px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1433808391443.jpg
151KB, 1080x1776px
Why don't you turn to crime /r9k/?

It's easy and gets you money. Money is grills care about anyway.

Once you destroy your moral barometer it's easy to commit crime.
11 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Risk is incredibly high for very little reward
>>
>>24453110
Not really. Find a big ass party where no one knows each other, walk in and take all their good stuff.
>>
>>24453159
That's not really a viable long term solution.

File: 1432269891385.png (158KB, 385x385px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1432269891385.png
158KB, 385x385px
>post pic in /soc/ rate thread
>get called sexy
>have no idea if they were being ironic or not
24 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>24452920
post it here, we will tell you the truth
>>
>>24452920
link thread
>>
>>24453003
Not sexy nor cute, but all around average. I've seen worse, you can make it!

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS
So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?
41 posts and 9 images submitted.
>>
you never become japanese
even if you were born on the island with perfect japanese, unless you're 100% asian japanese they will never consider you one of them
>>
>>24452917
If I have a Japanese passport then I a Japanese>>24452917
>>
>>24452889
>I hate weeaboos
But you are a weaboo.

>how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?
Well you can become a japanese citizen but that's not quite the same as "being japanese".

How can someone spend everyday with someone for 4 years and cut all ties like it was nothing? I thought women were supposed to be emotional and not want to hurt others feelings. It's been 4 years of absolutely no contact. She said she loved me. She said that we would get married and start a family together.4 years and I thought about her everyday while I am completely insignificant to her.

ITT we try to understand the opposite sex
19 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
She got a better offer

blockaroo
>>
>>24452638

She prolly on that nigger dick now.

Time to move on, son.
>>
>>24452638
Nothing to understand. Women are unpredictable. It is better to live your life 100% without depending on someone for your happiness. As soon as you seek someone else for your happiness, then you are giving the other individual power over you.

Find hobbies, lift, read a book, do something that makes you better than you were prior. Also take the red pill OP.

File: 20-weeks-pregnant.jpg (43KB, 1000x667px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
20-weeks-pregnant.jpg
43KB, 1000x667px
Post your mother's age at your birth and your status from robot/cyborg/normie ITT. Let's see if we can spot any trends.

33, robot.
92 posts and 10 images submitted.
>>
>>24452515
>20
>cyborg
Wagelord, not neetkek, but I am a hermit
>>
>>24452515
33 too, completly robot.
My older brother, who is homosexual but still an outgoing chad, was born when my mother was 24.
>>
>>24452515
either 25 or 26, cyborg reporting in

, they're so fucking annoying... i hate how they take pictures with the peace sign, try to be cute when they have mustaches and how they TyPe LyKe DiS~* ^_-, its really fucking annoying and unneccesary. They honestly can't take a hint that im not interested... theres this asian girl at my school who has more facial hair than i do and can throw a football harder than 90% of my school.. its pretty embarassing. and how they have no ass.. its like looking at a wall with jeans... i hate how they stare at me... they really need to spill battery acid on themselves...i mean you can't type your reports for your job LyKe ThiS~* its fucking unethical and retarded. i mean dont get me wrong there are some hot asian girls but thats rare, and even if they're hot they become more annoying and attach themselves to my arm like a fucking leach... sometimes i want to throw salt in their eyes to see if they'll shrivel up and die. and if you're not a somewhat pretty asian gir, you're disgusting... you can honestly cut some of their hair off and play them off as men. sometimes i get jealous because they have more facial hair than i do. oh and i hate it when they wear the color contacts... then be like AzN PRyDE! i mean wtf... you're trying to be caucasian.. i have no asian pride.. not with the asian girls i know... the only asian girl i dated was adopted by white parents... the rest were all white. i cant stand asian girls. DONT COME NEAR ME ANYMORE YOU SMELL LIKE CABBAGE AND YOU HAVE FACIAL HAIR.
16 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
Prove you're Asian or I'm just going to assume you're that guy from the "white women are the hottest" thread
>>
>>24452532
look at the way he types
>>
>>24452543
Could just be pretending. Post a picture of your eyes with a time stamp op.

File: 134541631345.jpg (17KB, 200x230px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
134541631345.jpg
17KB, 200x230px
>made out with a chubby 4/10 at a party last night.
>realize what I did
>not a KV anymore
>she is texting me now without stop
>friends make fun of me now
>don't know what to do
>feel like shit now
>morefeels.jpg

Let me give you one advice robots. Never settle down for lower girls just because you can't attract the qt ones. Better stay a KV.
I just wish it didn't happen.
16 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
Take back ur lip virgijity

Really iPhone can't autocorrect virgijity? That's some shit
>>
Good advice that I've been focusing on. 9+ or above is the rule.

If I have to question, I have to leave.
>>
>>24452447
>Never settle down for lower girls just because you can't attract the qt ones
Guys who actually do this deserve getting made fun of. They are the reason even ugly women get to be picky.
However, you can get away with it if you were drunk.
Just tell the fatty to piss off and that it was a drunken mistake.

File: image.jpg (31KB, 400x381px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
31KB, 400x381px
Why are children so evil?

Seriously, only a creature incapable of feeling love or remorse would do such a thing and readily admit it.

I bet they won't even get punished because "a bloohoo dey jus keeids"

http://okcfox.com/news/nation-world/documents-toddler-fatally-burned-put-in-oven-by-sibling
28 posts and 10 images submitted.
>>
>>24452431
actually, compared to adults, children are less evil
>>
File: 1437360721619.png (682KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1437360721619.png
682KB, 640x480px
its because a humans natural instinct is to destroy when growing up that instinct is trained and punished when its let out. which is why adults are more trustworthy than anything
>>
>>24452488
>evil
>being an objective thing

So why are people still posting "c.uck" when the wordfilter is obviously permanent?
Is there some 4chanx extension or something that's reverse-filtering it back?

Pic unrelated.
13 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>24452416
kek kek kek kek desu senpai baka
>>
kek senpai nigger fuck
>>
DUDE weed lmao WEED

File: roberto-steam-logo.png (240KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
roberto-steam-logo.png
240KB, 800x600px
ITT: We add each other on Steam
I'll start:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/robertdis
401 posts and 151 images submitted.
>>
thread needs some cute gay boys
>>
File: here I am.png (658KB, 779x551px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
here I am.png
658KB, 779x551px
>>24452456
*Insert cartoon reference*
>>
File: 1392809124994.jpg (62KB, 210x330px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1392809124994.jpg
62KB, 210x330px
>>24452316

http://steamcommunity.com/id/FluffehBunny/

File: hernia.jpg (13KB, 196x197px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
hernia.jpg
13KB, 196x197px
>mfw girls tell me I am too much of an arrogant asshole

Like there is a girl I work with, I wouldn't want to date her anyway because I think she is fat and she only has one hand, but she dumped who I assume to be a robot because he was "too needy and didn't make his own choices" despite being "nice"

Some says why not anon to annoy me and she says that despite the fact I fit her preference for looks, I am too rude, cocky, and challenge her opinions in a disrespectful way.
15 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>vaginas making sense
>>
>even overweight pirates won't date robots
>>
>just be confident and girls will like you

anyone wanna play on this cold shitty sunday evening?
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=119
password - r9khosts
11 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
Literally Normie: The Card Game
>>
im in im in im in im in im in im in im in
>>
>>24452308
this

fucking stupid card game

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [8308] [8309] [8310] [8311] [8312] [8313] [8314] [8315] [8316] [8317] [8318] [8319] [8320] [8321] [8322] [8323] [8324] [8325] [8326] [Next page] [Last page]
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
If a post contains illegal content, please click on its [Report] button and follow the instructions.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need information for a Poster - you need to contact them.
This website shows only archived content and is not affiliated with 4chan in any way.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1XVgDnu36zCj97gLdeSwHMdiJaBkqhtMK