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Hi ma'am. Who is the main internet user here?
i haven't done anything illegal reeeeeeeeeee you cant prove shiiiiiiiiiiittttttt it's just drawings
>>24445017
I accidently clicked on those >>(Dead) links officer I swear blame my 4chan extension and the archives, I'M INNOCENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw you are forced from your natural habitat
Tfw you hate tinder and it only brings you disappointment and lies
How's that disappointment?
>>24444989
Oink oink
>>24445010
That makes sense. I'm glad I asked
>It doesn't matter who I had sex with before! the past is the past and people change anon!
This is the epitome of normie bullshit.
Consider the following: Let's say your best friend fucked your girlfriend, before you met her. Would you be okay with that? If not, in fact isn't it better if she was fucking your best friend instead of random drug dealers and DJs? At least you know and trust the guy.
>>24444947
>Let's say your best friend fucked your girlfriend, before you met her. Would you be okay with that?
Yes? I'm not sure what answer you're looking for to justify your idiot delusions here. Unless someone's being irresponsible in terms of hygiene/disease, who cares what or who they did in the past?
>>24444980
>being this huge of a kuck
Holy shit dude.
>>24445000
>I slept with a person that had previously slept with someone else
versus
>i will never sleep with anybody because they are sleeping with everybody else
robots are the ultimate clucks
>tfw you will never be alone on a private island with your boyfriend
>tfw you will never go sailing on a yacht with your boyfriend
>tfw you will never go paragliding with your boyfriend
Am I really going to waste away here and grow old? I wanted to enjoy my youth
Be the force of change yourself. Girls who wait around for their bfs to plan everything and give them experiences are lazy people
>tfw you will never be alone on a private island with your boyfriend
This gave me some ideas
>you will never be kidnapped by a strange man who makes you play The Most Dangerous Game
>you will never hunt him in return while he thinks he is hunting you
>it will never end in insane animal sex where you both spare each others' lives because you just want to fuck
>tfw you don't exist
Can we discuss sexual past itt?
If you were to meet a potential partner do you care about their sexual past? Why or why not?
To the people in a relationship, do you struggle with getting over your partners past? Share your stories and discuss!
Why would you post this here? This is probably the worst place you could possibly post this.
I care about potential diseases and risks for me or if they had some past relationship that severely complicated their life, but otherwise no.
>>24444903
Why? /r9k/ isn't a hivemind, is it?
Context from an archived thread
>be me
>horny as hell and alone in my house watching porn with my headphones on
>start riding my chair but it's not enough
>not wearing a bra so I lift my shirt up to my tits and slide my pants down to finger myself
>embarrassingly wet so they slid in easily
>let myself moan loudly because I'm alone and almost close my eyes
>suddenly findstepsister staring at me
>shirt still up and three fingers deep into my pussy
>she looks at me looking flushed as fuck
>frozen in my spot, can't even move an inch
>she comes closer to me and I start pulling my panties on
>she grabs my wrists and sits on one of my thighs
>she starts riding it
>don't know what do besides getting wetter by the second
>she starts moaning and pulls my shirt back up to suck my nipples
>too far gone to react and just go with it
>feel her stroking my abs with her fingers
>think "here we go" and start moaning in her ear
>feel her fingers working my pussy
>thrashing around so wildly we're about to break the chair
>she's wearing a skirt so I can feel her wetness on my thigh
>on the edge of coming and she's riding me harder, panting in my ear
>she starts licking at my mouth
>open it and we're basically eating each other's tongue
>her fingers still inside me
>come all over her hand
>she's riding frantically my thigh so I push my hand into her panties
>fuck her deep while still tonguing each other
>she lets out a very lewd moan while clenching like a vice around my fingers
>air smells like sex
>both pull our panties on and don't speak
>she retreats to her room
>still don't know how this fucking happened
>parents come home two hours later with some exotic treats
>both avoid looking at each other until we finish and retreat to our rooms
>start masturbating thinking of what happened the moment I'm in my bed
>about to come and muffle my moaning into my pillow when door opens
>it's her
>she slips into my bed and sucks on my sticky fingers
>step sister
not really a big deal
grats op
ITT: Things that never happened in real life.
>so turned on my nipples hurt
>feel her pushing down my panties under the covers
>with her other hand she lightly strokes my pussy lips
>grab her hand and push her fingers deeper
>ride her hand until I come
>want to lick her pussy so bad now
>throw off the covers and pull off her pajama pants
>her pussy juices are all over her inner thighs
>start licking her and fingering her at the same time
>almost beheads me with her thighs when she comes
>pull her panties on because I'm the older one
>tell her to go to her room quietly but she wants to stay in my bed so I let her
>sleep
>wake up next morning while she's eating me out
>been having sex with her since
>everything went better than I expected
who /literally no friends/ here
me. talking to strangers is a tricky challenge.
Banner when I clicked this thread
kek
I have an online friend but he evades me does that count
How do we tackle the problem of women coming into our safe space and making whores of themselves for attention.
We need a phrase. How about 'not your orbiters' or 'not your personal betas'?
It's still our space brobot.
And I enjoy visitors.
Continue your bile reeee's.
I'll continue to be mostly amicable.
Not all robots run the same program.
>>24444868
>We need a phrase
Bitches and whores, get the fuck off of my boardit won't work and they're mostly male shitposters anyways
If this board just had a rule that mentioning your gender is a bannable offense, it'd improve so fucking much
Who else /no one cares/ here?
>parents would dismiss my problems as excuses because I've been NEET for too long now
>online friends all care about their own groups within the group
>posted on /r9k/ multiple times and no responses, pretty sure people didn't even read it
It hurts so much seeing others having people care about them, how fucked up of a person do you have to be that literally no one legitimately cares about them?
It would be kind of sickly funny of nobody responded but I would feel too bad man have a (you) on the house
i care about you senpai
Well you sound a bit like a whiny baby and people can only tolerate whiny babies for so long. You know how robots say most girls don't deserve male friends because they're not interesting or fun and such? Well if you're like that but are a guy. . . . . . . . Well then you're not very good.
Can you say you make anyone's life better with your presence?
What is your average day like /r9k/? mine:
/morning/
>Hit snooze 18 times
>Wake up
>Lean bedshotgun against the wall in the corner
>grab GLOCK
>Hit coffee machine to turn it on
>Put on a record
>Do makeup immediately
>Ugh/Tsk a lot because ramming brushes into your eyeballs when you're still half asleep is shit
>Cry about it if you're emotionally unstable
>Shake my hair out of bun
>Deodorant/perfume/brush teeth
>Throw on floor clothes and holster
>Rush around throwing shit into my purse
>Stumble onto bus for work
>Earbuds so that nobody talks to me
/Afternoon/
>Grab 3 coffees and drink them throughout day
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Get bored
>Briefly talk to guys that message me on Fagbook
>Ignore guys that message me on Fagbook
>Paint my toenails behind my desk while spinning in chair
>Think about my ex
>Type out message to ex
>Backspace message to ex
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Eat a salad
>Half-ass some email replies
>Browse online clothing
>Do no actual work
/evening/
>Walk home with final coffee
>Pick up some quick dinner or beauty/cleaning products on way home
>Greeted by cute cat upon arrival
>Coo at him while getting immediately naked and grabbing living room AR15 pistol to keep near me, put away GLOCK
>Put on record
>Running jump into bed
>Open laptop
>www.pornmd.com
>Masturbate furiously
>Go shitpost on 4chan while eating dinner
>Ignore guys that message us on skype
>Shower
>Get out of shower and play with boobs
>Wonder deeply if you should get a boob job
>No I guess they're awesome
>Put hair in bun
>Think about how scared I am of sleep paralysis, roll over on side
>Spooning would be nice right now
>Think about how I ruthlessly reject so many Chads daily but desperately want qt skeltal robo bf to cuddle, grab bedshotgun
>Wonder if I'm a cunt
>Probably
>Think about how cool it would be if you could fall asleep while watching TV with your eyes closed still
>TV eyelids, bio technology?.. hm.
>Fall asleep in weird bedshotty buttstock position
>>24444541
please note the reason i do this is because i was raped 2 years ago
not tumblr "he looked at me" raped
but really raped
not reading all that
>>24444573
that is a really good post anonon
I don't care what you think about black people you gotta say they're pretty cool for inventing weed
Anyone else think Anon is cute when he's stupid on purpose?
>>24444555
Very cute. I'm just shitposting at this point.
>>24444554
cute Cute CUTE
god DAMN
>you will never have a big dick
feels bad bros
>5.5 long
>but wait it gets better
>4.2 girth
Just let me off the ride please.
>>24444229
>dat phimosis
>jel phimosis
>retards.jpg
My dick is so average, maybe just girthy enough and touches the cervix if I reach. My gf acts like its huge, that's all that matters. I kind of expect her to tell me my dick is small if I ever left her.
>sad again tonight
>going through cuties folder
>imagining what it would be like to fall in love with each one
>continue this for an hour
I want to expand my cutie folder.
post cuties if you wish
I will also post cuties for to make you sad also.
What's it like to fall in love, anons?
I think you should probably delete your cuties folder, it won't do anything but hold you back.
>>24444485
The sadness will set me free.
I TAKE IT ALL BACK, I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK.
PLEASE, I WANT ANOTHER SHOT AT BEING YOUNG. I'LL STUDY HARD, I'LL JOIN CLUBS. I'LL DO ALL THE SHIT I SHOULD HAVE DONE.
YOU WERE RIGHT, OKAY? YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. BEING AN ADULT IS TERRIBLE AND I SHOULD HAVE NEVER RUSHED INTO IT. THIS IS HELL. I AM IN HELL. I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE.
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK. PLEASE. PLEASE!!! MOMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It doesn't get any better
>>24444342
Ghakwldn
ONE MORE CHANCE JUST ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE I WONT DO IT AGAIN
I know /R9K/ isn't the best thread to be asking this on, but I trust you ribits the most.
If you were Chad, and had a nice Stacy GF, when you went out on boy's night, would you cheat on Stacy?My bf is out at a boys night, I invited him to come over afterwards, which is standard in our relationship. He declined today. He getting some side action or nah?
>>24444192
dontknowwhyiresponded/10
enjoy getting cheated on stupid whore
In a second. Having some stacy gf isn't really that important to a guy and most girls don't get as upset about getting cheat on than guys. I'd say he's probably cheating on you but you shouldn't worry about it so much.
