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ITT: why you don't just resort to drugs if you're such a manically depressed NEET?
>>24442262
I have no idea how or where to get drugs even if I wanted to. Plus, I'd need to leave the house with large amounts of money, and it would just probably get stolen since I'm so weakly.
Video games and 4chan are my drugs.
I want to smoke but my parents wont let me so I just got a prescription to adderall with an occasional late night shroom trip to suffice
I have had a gram of weed for like 3 months and I want to smoke it, is there any way to get it into my body and getting me high without smelling up the house
>>24442262
Need to be employable, therefore I can only ruin my life with booze and booze is shit tier
Hungover, cold and alone edition
>tfw the govt is chasing you
who /notgonetosleep/ here?
Pakis out of my fucking teen sister.
Convince me to stop wasting money on lottery tickets. All attempts have failed because it feel like it is literally the only way to have complete financial freedom and abundance. Otherwise I don't see any other way out of being a poor NEET or wageslave, its pretty much the only financial aspiration with striving for- when I hopefully soon do get a job, it will just mean more money to gamble on lottery and pay for things my parent enabler won't or can't.
>>24442269
Buy em, but limit it to a consistent amount that fits into a larger budget. The hope is clearly worth something to you, but the math should be pretty easy to know how unilkely it is. You can do it senpai
>>24442314
For this past Powerball draw I ened up spending like $16. What happened was I had my usual $6 for 3 entries, then if I made an impulse purchase of something else, like ice cream, which I don't really need, I matched it by going and buying more lottery tickets, in order to rationalize doing both, and feel better about myself.
Also, what do you think about the pick 5 games? It seems to be the best odds for money that can still make a difference in life, ranges from $60k-$500k, but rarely goes higher because the odds are 1 in 575757 to win the jackpot, so often there are winners every day, and as many as 5 winners a day.
>>24442408
Honestly, I feel like all of the big win lottery tickets have low enough odds that it's impractical to buy up to boost your odds. I buy one ticket maximum any given month and only if I feel like it. I can't really judge you though, hope you win at some point.
Who /classical/ here?
Where my Beethovenbros at
>>24442113
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5FeKFKLvwA
>>24442113
Brothovens*
>>24442113
I'm an oil painter who works with large canvas and does in studio and plein air work. Acrylic fags look at the stains in horror, digitalfags can't comprehend impasto.
I just ran an experiment of using KD cheese as pigment, results are looking good and I'm pushing into uncharted territory.
Godspeed fine gentlemen.
r8 my dog,senpai
>>24442097
no penor/10
Not very cute/10 but I love all dogs.
More dog
Beta neet here with very little girl experience. Trying to think of a witty comeback (only managed to actually get one girl to meet me in person on this app but I have tons of matches). Basically I have the looks but am too autismo to say anything to attract a women.
Watcha' got r9k?
2 decides
>>24441944
Tell her "with plenty of sausage too ;)"
>>24442096
Rerolling for this original comment.
>>24441944
"Are you my mother?"
>be convinced my dick is 7.5 inches since I was in middle school (measured it and shit)
>measure my dick again now that I'm in college
>6.5 inches
>feel bad for a while
>have erotic dream where me and some other guy are giving my mother double penetration
>wake up with the biggest boner I've ever had
>measure it
>7.7 inches
thank god
i'm also gonna cut down on porn
What the fuck is wrong with you.
Rkvotvrvx
>panic about 6.5 dick
Mfw only 5.5
>>24443044
well yeah, it's like imagining you were 6 ft all this time, and suddenly you discover you were 5'10 all along
Its a Bridget Regan thread, early in the morning
Sou perfect
Stoopid word filteru
Sou playfull
I'm a lazy piece of shit with zero dreams and aspirations and no motivation to do anything worthwhile and all I want to do is fuck around on the internet and play videogames all day every day for the rest of my life.
Same here, brother. Do you care about bitches? if you do then you're no brother of mine.
>>24441812
I could care less about bitches besides jerking off to em in porn. Feels fucking good, its all I need.
>>24441955
all of what you said but add weed into the mix and thats all i need to be content with my life.
who /5'7 to 5'9/ here>?
how was your day?
>tfw 5'7 and indian
just kill me please
>>24441511
5'9". My day was miserable.
>>24441563
I'm so fucking sorry, anon.
there's nothing lower.
do you have an effeminate voice/accent by chance?
>for years and years my only friend is my mom
>mom has the most beautiful Persian cat.
>they spent every waking moment together, all my mom did revolved around her cat
>mom gets sick and so I've take care of her for the past three years
I came home tonight, mom was too afraid to go in the closet, her precious cat wasn't moving. I went in, piss everywhere under the cat,
Blood pooled under the mouth.
Took me six beer to get the courage to pick her kitty up and put it in a shoebox and wrap it up.
Damn, sounds rough anon
I wish you and your mom the best
so your mom killed the cat right?
>>24441510
What the hell happened to it?
Has anyone here ever asked out a girl? Please tell your story.
Yeah, two.
One had a bf at the time, we made out a couple times, but in the end she chose him.
The other just got out of a long relationship, we kissed, but it wasn't really good. A few weeks later she said she wasn't into guys, anymore, kek.
>>24441528
>One had a bf at the time, we made out a couple times, but in the end she chose him.
>getting the opportunity to make out with a girl who has a boyfriend
Massive red flag, should've bailed right then
>do work term
>Girl there keeps coming on to me
>Coworker friends continually encourage me to pursue her
>fuckitwhynot.jpg
>Make multiple attempts at talking to her
>Super flirty over text, whenever we talked face to face she seemed annoyed with me
>fuck it I give up
>She starts coming on to me again
>No idea whats going on, encouraged to keep trying
>Okay, make multiple attempts to try and hang out
>Nothing comes of it, still leads me on
>Eventually find out she was dating another coworker
>Everyone knew, no one told me
>"Oh we didn't want to hurt your feelings, Anon."
>implying you weren't just fucking with me the entire time
Never again.
this game came out 12 years ago. I remember playing it for the first time.
>12 years ago
Wow i wasnt even alive back then was it a ps3 game?
>>24441374
It's a really great game
I have a game cube and you made me wanna go buy it at my used games store down the road
Now I have something to do tomorrow
Thanks guy.
>>24441374
I love the gamecube
What's your major?
Biology grad here. What a mistake.
I plan on becoming a history major. Want to be a teacher. How fucked am I?
Communications
I don't give a shit, it was the shortest path to graduation.
Computer science but contemplating it as a minor & switching to physics or EE
Messaged 10 chicks on POF. 1 responded. Had the account for a few months now.
Here I will dump the messages I sent to the ones that haven't responded, and will ask you guys where I went wrong in not even getting a convo started.
>ey bb let's talk pedigree
but dnt let me get you down
Here is my second attempt. The reason I'm doing these is to gauge how I stand in the social context as I don't know where I am since I've more or less been an outsider when it comes to dating and relationships.
Mind you I'm trying to get some good practice that might help me better understand these species in real life.
