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Normalfags, post your gfs in this thread and let autistic virgins judge them.
If you don't have one but want to post your crush or something feel free.
>>24436241
She's cute but seems like the type that has a hairy asshole
>>24436241
OK fine why not
>>24436241
heres mine
rate
What's the name of this species?
roastius maximus of the genus sluticus, descended from homo sapien in the 21st century
>>24436201
The cobra thing from Prometheus, senpai.
I always see little jesuses in these maximum roasties (which were really just almost-completed scrotums before the body decided to turn female)
>Haven't had a cigarette in 48 hours
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24436195
Cigarettes are gay. I'm not a fan of tobacco, but my favorite way of smoking it is hookah. Vaping and pipe tobacco is okay too. Cigs are for straight up trash.
>>24436233
Kek
>>24436195
It gets easier
>2015
>still smokes cigarette
This movie was not inherently terrifying.
What disturbed me was not the movie.
It was my arousal.
From what depraved chasms did an urge birth that compelled me to lie in wait for this abomination. To descend upon me with bloodied fingers gently dancing across my delicates while they twitched from touch.
Viscera warm still under her nails, but old enough to stick and adhere to my skin upon light contact... Goddamn it.
How do I get as exquisite vocab as you senpai?
>>24436189
I haven't seen this movie.
Can you please describe this scene and what is going on. Who is this?
>feeling bad about getting aroused by weird stuff
There is no need to be upset, senpai
Is there a way to live in nyc or LA with affordable rent. I don't expect anything cheap or anything fancy with a conveinant location. I mean living like bar none minority style. There has to be a way for 20 something's to live there.
whore yourself
Honestly don't know how they expect anyone to live anywhere but the curb.
Rent is ridiculous.
>>24436064
I meant affordable living spave not how to get money
>tfw no milf gf
Just kill me already
>tfw no milky gf
why are older women so perfect bros
> get gf
> make preggo
> ?????
> get milf and side fuck toy
>tfw no succubus(male) to drain me
Couldn't they left out the male part and let people think what they want?
But I hey I respect artistic freedom. If (male) gets his motor running than who am I to judge?
>>24435980
Why is it a succubus(male)? Isn't that an incubus?
>>24436032
They're letting people know ahead a time so they don't fap to the blowjob then feel gay
>>24436050
succubus drain men, regardless of gender
what's masculinity, /r9k/?
no reddit screencaps pls
masculinity is not playing that instrument
>>24435827
"insert text model here"
>>24435827
masculinity is doing whatever the fuck you feel like and not giving a damn about what anyone thinks. its having the dignity and moral fortitude to be better than the person next to you, not in the sense that you are actually better, but you try to be more outstanding in everything you do in a humble manner.
It is proud humbleness.
Who /repressed fag/ here? Being gay is *literally* the worst thing in the fucking world.
but you can have sex with any other homo within 30 seconds of looking at him
i did something gay then regretted it really fucking bad
>>24435823
I'm not repressed. I let old men who look like my dad fuck me all the time.
Hey there robots.
I'm looking for images/wallpapers that convey a certain feel.
Soothing/relaxing, but also a bit melancholic. Like the feel you have after watching Lost in Translation at 3am.
Pic somewhat related.
ok, here's one
OP here. I have some more for comparison.
2/?
It's called comfy. you're looking for comfy pics. most of these pics have the soothing feeling but it's usually pictures of cities that have the melancholic feeling. Vertical photos of japanese alleyways are like a goldmine for this kind of thing
>ache in left testicle
>ache in pelvic/lower abdomen area
>lower back pain
>headaches all week
>slight chills every now and then and slight feelings of nausea
>strange sensations happening on random parts of my body
What the fuck is happening to me? I'm fat as shit and really unhealthy... I guess it's all catching up to me now.
Kidney stones
>>24435754
aches and pains I'm experiencing are minor all the time, doctor said kidney stones are extremely painful
Go to the doctor? Why are you asking us dumbass
Started talking to my oneitis again, know it's going to end badly.
Any stories about your oneitis' you guys wanna share?
Feel free to get /comfy/ ITT
I WANT OFF THIS GODDAMN RIDE
YEARS OF PAIN FOR SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST
Are you me?
This girl has caused me more pain than just about anyone.
After I decided to never speak to her again we just started talking again this week out of the blue.
Why does this happen? I don't plan on seeing her, or getting attached but I just don't understand.
>tfw she posts this on twitter
how THE FUCK am i supposed to compete with 300 chads in her vicinity? I wish I lived before online dating so I had a reasonable chance
who else here has a gun? what keeps you from using it, if you do?
>>24435593
I thought we specifically told you shotgun would work best.
>>24435593
Does this person have a penis
>>24435622
KEK
>>24435593
>be no guns
>want guns
>guns are expensive
>Nigger
Fem cyborg here, and I'd just like to say I die inside every time I read a thread about a robot killing themselves/or about to kill themselves. I really do. I mean my words don't mean shit and I don't know a single thing about your current situation but if you need someone to talk to just post on this thread. I'll listen okay? I do genuinely care for you robots and I will listen. So if you're about to off yourselves post on this thread and I'll give you help to the best of my possibilities okay?
>Inb4 attention whoring
>Inb4 femcyborgs and femrobots don't exist
Why don't you simply volunteer for a suicide hotline
No need to kill myself, I am already dead.
Thank you for listening.
>>24435518
well, I hope you are being genuine. It's nice to see a decent person. Fills me with hope.
would you date outside of your race ?
>inb4 kek porn
>>24435488
Hell yes! Fuck race, you fucking stupid dumb faggot!
>>24435488
Only azns.
Wouldn't date abos and blacks
